Feb 11, 2023 5:23 PM
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Arracor
codeacrobat
Shutdown -h now
iamlegendinjapan
bumblebeetunaaa
I GET IT!!! (says a new sys admin learning stuff and things)
Lovingimpaler
Fuckin penguin huggers man...
rshewmaker6
Reaches for red hat
listentothesoundbetweenyourlegs
OMG. I just had my Linux skills exam yesterday. Got 100%. Guess you could say I'm kind of a nerd.
Quixus
What do you get asked in a linux skills exam? I'd probably answer every question with man .
IAmDuckHammer
su open your eyes
GeorgeCostabaplaps
Sudo apt update && Sudo apt upgrade -y && Sudo reboot now
DarkMagic1516
I keep seeing these posts and I always wonder, Am I the only one who can't sleep unless I am thinking about something?
smashpro1
Thinking about something is what prevents me from sleeping.
NotTinyPancakes
I plan out my meshes and textures in advance make em the next day, do my best thinking at 4am half asleep or in the bathroom
I constantly use my imagination and play scenarios in my head in order to sleep.
dukegonzo
I kinda do the same. I drift off easier letting my mind wander.
Flowerlady0
Oooo.. it's going to tell Santa
LutraLazuli
Sudo Pacman
LateNightBunnyParty
I've been driving myself crazy, trying to install Signal on my Chromebook. Never worked with Linux before now.
DefinitelyNotAlphariusOmegon
I keep trying it every few years when people say its more accessible now and a great alternative to windows gaming... they are liars.
Wampa842
If that's what you think, you're either having hardware issues or Linux just isn't for you.
Trying to get hardware for flight sims to work with linux sucks.
adiving
Being wrong for a specific subsection of gaming does not make one a liar.
laacis2
You generally don't expect randomest stuff to just not work with windows.
amp99
[obligatory xkcd]: https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/incident.png
PixelSprite64
trainrex
More obligatory xkcd: https://xkcd.com/149/
pxlphile
Housemaster
He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he's copied on /var/spool/mail/root, so be good for goodness' sake (hovertext)
Soberyn
Imadethisaccounttopost
Hate that feeling of being awake, but unable to wake myself up.
WynnCreek
Brain sensing Demon nearby: "Well I tried"
X33SPECTRE
Gotta get to the root of the problem
sudosuey
:)
theInternetismyplayground
Apt-get fucked
DorkJedi
must be executed with elevated permissions.
lrussell
E: Invalid operation fucked
misterwilson
apt-get moo
slack3rdav3
fine, have a cow, man
clearly sudo apt-get fukt
DaNugz420
???
Deikin
I have no idea what this means, but I gave it an upvote anyway, because I'm sure it's important to someone somewhere.
SarahDancePainter
Some say sudo is short for Super User Do and it’s used in Linux commands but I’m not a big big nerd so...couldn’t tell ya
frozenchicken
'Sudo' is computer for 'Simon Says'.
Tovarish1013
I feel like you made a joke about granting sudo permissions to unknown programs and it flew over everyone's head :<
I really didn't, but if that's why people are upvoting, then I'll pretend I did.
Szj2
Root on Linux is superuser admin account. Running a command as sudo runs it as root.If an account tries to run a command with sudo that 1/2
Isn't allowed in sudoers file they get that message saying it's not allowed and it gets logged in secure or auth.log depending on distro.
aznanimality
'sudo' is short for 'superuser do'. Basically like telling your machine "i'm the admin, please do this thing"
weiszy
Simon says....
CptCaboose
I've been told it's actually Super User Do Once. You could get elevated permission with su or stay safe and use sudo
redditmcredditface
"look at me, I am the admin now"
SpeedOfSoundSanic
Used to use a client on GTAV online to piss off the griefers. The sudo function was by far my favorite because they got all the blame.
jayman0123
every time i see the word Sudo, it makes me think of the strike in tae kwon do typically called sudo (maybe spelled differently since I 1/
don't speak korean) but it's performed by striking with the outside edge muscles of your hand in a "karate chop" style hit. Then I think 2/
of this, then I think of someone beating the hell out of there computer and always get a small chuckle
Mechlai
And then getting an error saying you aren't the admin, and then writing the incident down in a location advanced linux users know about :/
SirButcher
https://xkcd.com/838/
Lol, there really is an XKCD for everything.
vanderzee
impressive isn't it? (that there is a XKCD for everything)
Alivda
my favorite is the tv tropes one... which tv tropes used as the page image for the tv tropes will ruin your life page.
DigiT00l
I'm pretty sure this joke is a reference to that comic
It also doesn’t make sense because you would think, then, it would be susa Super User SAYS. Instead it implies the computer is the superuser
loitho
Not exactly as when you sudo, the one doing the action is the superuser of the computer (or the computer itself arguably)
But...but I thought I was the super user :(
theimgurappsucksballs
It's a programming thing. Ignorance is bliss
greenchair
C\ run wut?
MufinMcFlufin
More a Linux thing, but most Linux users are programmers, so it kinda is by proxy.
ChloeRed
Any Unix thing really. Not just linux
MyLastAccountWasShadowbanned
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/sandwich.png
ShowMeBunnies
It's a linux thing. Ignorance is bliss.
I'd never really used much Linux stuff and a friend had asked me to install emulators on his steamdeck. Lessons were learned.
Jailbreaking early iPhones helped me to learn Linux ( Yes, I realize that iOS more Unix based but to-may-toe / to-mah-toe.
JesusofMethlehem
EverNotRelevant
Who do these get reported to
gabicraina
Please refer to @amp99 documentation just above. Should clarify the issue.
Molvanian
Me. Please stop causing them.
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
Depends on distro: https://askubuntu.com/questions/641049/who-are-incidents-really-reported-to-and-how-can-a-sudo-user-access-the-reports
nopost
Favorite part is how by default, it just gets discarded immediately because root's mailbox redirects to the trash
zeusfdelta
RVAALLDAY
Is this jingle all the way lmaooo
TankingFever
I like the more brutish command c:/gpudate -force
gpupdate is about as much brutish as my dead grandmother. It is also most definitely not on the disk root.
yes of course it's usually run in the user to which you find yourself after running the cmd command
I'm just being pedantic because you missed a > to show the shell runs in that directory ;)
That's quite good. Because i've just started studying IT so i'm bound to not rememver everything i've been taught.
Well, as much as I admire your enthusiasm.... here's lesson #2, you will never reach the point where you will! Too much IT to never forget.
or in powershell
Arracor
codeacrobat
Shutdown -h now
iamlegendinjapan
bumblebeetunaaa
I GET IT!!! (says a new sys admin learning stuff and things)
Lovingimpaler
Fuckin penguin huggers man...
rshewmaker6
Reaches for red hat
Lovingimpaler
Fuckin penguin huggers man...
listentothesoundbetweenyourlegs
OMG. I just had my Linux skills exam yesterday. Got 100%. Guess you could say I'm kind of a nerd.
Quixus
What do you get asked in a linux skills exam? I'd probably answer every question with man .
IAmDuckHammer
su open your eyes
GeorgeCostabaplaps
Sudo apt update && Sudo apt upgrade -y && Sudo reboot now
DarkMagic1516
I keep seeing these posts and I always wonder, Am I the only one who can't sleep unless I am thinking about something?
smashpro1
Thinking about something is what prevents me from sleeping.
NotTinyPancakes
I plan out my meshes and textures in advance make em the next day, do my best thinking at 4am half asleep or in the bathroom
DarkMagic1516
I constantly use my imagination and play scenarios in my head in order to sleep.
dukegonzo
I kinda do the same. I drift off easier letting my mind wander.
Flowerlady0
Oooo.. it's going to tell Santa
LutraLazuli
Sudo Pacman
LateNightBunnyParty
I've been driving myself crazy, trying to install Signal on my Chromebook. Never worked with Linux before now.
DefinitelyNotAlphariusOmegon
I keep trying it every few years when people say its more accessible now and a great alternative to windows gaming... they are liars.
Wampa842
If that's what you think, you're either having hardware issues or Linux just isn't for you.
DefinitelyNotAlphariusOmegon
Trying to get hardware for flight sims to work with linux sucks.
adiving
Being wrong for a specific subsection of gaming does not make one a liar.
laacis2
You generally don't expect randomest stuff to just not work with windows.
amp99
[obligatory xkcd]: https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/incident.png
PixelSprite64
trainrex
More obligatory xkcd: https://xkcd.com/149/
pxlphile
Housemaster
He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he's copied on /var/spool/mail/root, so be good for goodness' sake (hovertext)
PixelSprite64
Soberyn
Imadethisaccounttopost
Hate that feeling of being awake, but unable to wake myself up.
WynnCreek
Brain sensing Demon nearby: "Well I tried"
X33SPECTRE
Gotta get to the root of the problem
sudosuey
:)
theInternetismyplayground
Apt-get fucked
DorkJedi
must be executed with elevated permissions.
lrussell
E: Invalid operation fucked
misterwilson
apt-get moo
slack3rdav3
fine, have a cow, man
slack3rdav3
clearly sudo apt-get fukt
DaNugz420
???
Deikin
I have no idea what this means, but I gave it an upvote anyway, because I'm sure it's important to someone somewhere.
SarahDancePainter
Some say sudo is short for Super User Do and it’s used in Linux commands but I’m not a big big nerd so...couldn’t tell ya
frozenchicken
'Sudo' is computer for 'Simon Says'.
Tovarish1013
I feel like you made a joke about granting sudo permissions to unknown programs and it flew over everyone's head :<
Deikin
I really didn't, but if that's why people are upvoting, then I'll pretend I did.
Szj2
Root on Linux is superuser admin account. Running a command as sudo runs it as root.If an account tries to run a command with sudo that 1/2
Szj2
Isn't allowed in sudoers file they get that message saying it's not allowed and it gets logged in secure or auth.log depending on distro.
aznanimality
'sudo' is short for 'superuser do'. Basically like telling your machine "i'm the admin, please do this thing"
weiszy
Simon says....
CptCaboose
I've been told it's actually Super User Do Once. You could get elevated permission with su or stay safe and use sudo
redditmcredditface
"look at me, I am the admin now"
SpeedOfSoundSanic
Used to use a client on GTAV online to piss off the griefers. The sudo function was by far my favorite because they got all the blame.
jayman0123
every time i see the word Sudo, it makes me think of the strike in tae kwon do typically called sudo (maybe spelled differently since I 1/
jayman0123
don't speak korean) but it's performed by striking with the outside edge muscles of your hand in a "karate chop" style hit. Then I think 2/
jayman0123
of this, then I think of someone beating the hell out of there computer and always get a small chuckle
Mechlai
And then getting an error saying you aren't the admin, and then writing the incident down in a location advanced linux users know about :/
SirButcher
https://xkcd.com/838/
Quixus
Lol, there really is an XKCD for everything.
vanderzee
impressive isn't it? (that there is a XKCD for everything)
Alivda
my favorite is the tv tropes one... which tv tropes used as the page image for the tv tropes will ruin your life page.
DigiT00l
I'm pretty sure this joke is a reference to that comic
SarahDancePainter
It also doesn’t make sense because you would think, then, it would be susa Super User SAYS. Instead it implies the computer is the superuser
loitho
Not exactly as when you sudo, the one doing the action is the superuser of the computer (or the computer itself arguably)
SarahDancePainter
But...but I thought I was the super user :(
theimgurappsucksballs
It's a programming thing. Ignorance is bliss
greenchair
C\ run wut?
MufinMcFlufin
More a Linux thing, but most Linux users are programmers, so it kinda is by proxy.
ChloeRed
Any Unix thing really. Not just linux
MyLastAccountWasShadowbanned
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/sandwich.png
ShowMeBunnies
It's a linux thing. Ignorance is bliss.
dukegonzo
I'd never really used much Linux stuff and a friend had asked me to install emulators on his steamdeck. Lessons were learned.
greatbam
Jailbreaking early iPhones helped me to learn Linux ( Yes, I realize that iOS more Unix based but to-may-toe / to-mah-toe.
JesusofMethlehem
EverNotRelevant
Who do these get reported to
gabicraina
Please refer to @amp99 documentation just above. Should clarify the issue.
Molvanian
Me. Please stop causing them.
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
Depends on distro: https://askubuntu.com/questions/641049/who-are-incidents-really-reported-to-and-how-can-a-sudo-user-access-the-reports
nopost
Favorite part is how by default, it just gets discarded immediately because root's mailbox redirects to the trash
zeusfdelta
EverNotRelevant
RVAALLDAY
Is this jingle all the way lmaooo
TankingFever
I like the more brutish command c:/gpudate -force
adiving
gpupdate is about as much brutish as my dead grandmother. It is also most definitely not on the disk root.
TankingFever
yes of course it's usually run in the user to which you find yourself after running the cmd command
adiving
I'm just being pedantic because you missed a > to show the shell runs in that directory ;)
TankingFever
That's quite good. Because i've just started studying IT so i'm bound to not rememver everything i've been taught.
adiving
Well, as much as I admire your enthusiasm.... here's lesson #2, you will never reach the point where you will! Too much IT to never forget.
TankingFever
or in powershell