TossedSaladsandScrambledEggs
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Can someone explain this to my friend... they're so dense.
Mar 14, 2023 1:40 AM
TossedSaladsandScrambledEggs
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Can someone explain this to my friend... they're so dense.
juffowup00
What happens when it snows?
ShitsNGiggelz
It’s a well-known fact that Teslas HATE Duran-Duran.
sektorz
They are horcrux of elon so evil spirit confirmed
VinnyVeritas
"By far the funniest thing I've learned about..." people will believe ridiculous shit & then share that "knowledge" = resulting in FOX News
SomeDetroitGuy
Just a reminder that Tesla does not have fully autonomous cars. They have really fancy cruise control that requires an active driver.
ArthurT
MagmaCarta
Found this: https://www.iflscience.com/can-a-circle-of-salt-paralyze-a-self-driving-car-66313
thefishhiddenbehindtheairconditioner
If(surroundedBy[SALT]) ; then{dontmove()}
nimeton0
ExTechOp
*Marc https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marc_Tarp">ning">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marc_Tarpenning and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Eberhard
IAmNotNSAsodonotbeparanoid
How did they get their million’s before starting Tesla?
Ddramned
Life isn't just based on straight lines.
Ddramned
It was just the egg at first, just resting there. Then there was the AI. But it was before (or after) time began so you do not know.
Ddramned
It' all wierd and crazy. Might need some tinfoil hats for this..
Batman1702
Someone call Sam and Dean
davcam
But give it a red light and it will drive right through that b****.
Nuttsy
Or just park a firetruck in front of it.
ardtay
mity0k23
Don’t know about no evil spirit, but a ring of salt will trap a snail, or a slug.
TheFunionKnight
Brother 0101010001101111011000010111001101110100 0110010101110010 perform the machine spirit rite of binding
ProjectorGames
...this is literally not true. This not how the vision system works. Funny, yet, but none of you are falling for this.... right?
azrailthedeathangel
Shaows
I'm guessing it fucks with the sensor system. Let me find an article.
an0therthr0waway
and while you're at it, explain how this happened - https://jalopnik.com/man-accidentally-drove-away-in-someone-else-s-tesla-usi-1850218858
TI99Kitty
"when you call its PR department, all you get is the dial up internet sound." That's because it's a fax machine.
obijan
Tesla currently does NOT have unmanned cars. It's all a joke.
coalminersknuckle
kj4ips
It's not actually true, but it would be absolutely hilarious if it was.
TheDaharMaster
This needs a video and not just a pic
NomadUniverse
Would probably work just with white paint, probably sees it as an unbroken line and wont cross it.
rsmgod287
Well, this isn’t true so that’s a start
TheyDontKnowAndYouCantTellEm
Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. Journalism 101
sorosfieldops
You have to add triangles on the outside too
0Steve0
And there's various chants and incantations.
theMightyPlatypus
TheFatAussieGuy
kab27
The real question we need to be asking here is WHY.
mrtweeter04
The Tesla thinks their is a solid white road line around it and this can’t cross it - since it’s “against the rules to cross a solid line”
pm1001
Utter bs, sorry
leroy666
Their, they’re, there. (Psst, its #3)
somethingsomethingsomethingsomethings
If you watched the whole video the salt didn't work. The Tesla was still able to drive forward.
TheN8
Dunno about Teslas, but the self-parking on my Merc knows how it got into the spot and can reverse course even with solid lines around it.
Shrike99
Tesla smart summon will drive over while lines in parking lots (such as where the video takes place). FSD will in some situations too.
TheN8
Yep - Mercedes is the same. It will drive over solid lines (like a stop sign in the UK) but won't stray over them while driving in a lane.
CitizenPrime
It's also against the rules to run over people....yet here we are
pudaheh
Speeding in schools zones, not using signals, etc. still perfectly OK tho.
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
Just put a child in front of it and it'll pop right over that line.
TheSlurmFactory
Where I live there is usually a solid white line at stop lights that you're not supposed to cross when the light is red. You're obviously
TheSlurmFactory
free to cross it when the light is green
thatwoodguy
I always see Tesla's dodging in and out of the solid lines around the carpool lane to get through traffic even though
Shrike99
Teslas will cross lines in parking lots (which is where this is). See the first few seconds of this clip: https://youtu.be/EOyqwxXHm-0
obijan
Or... you can just drive a few feet manually first? FSD can only be engaged while driving, not while parked.
NLOVNI
Lern two spel muthr foocker
AnonOmis1000
How does it cross the lines at stop signs, traffic lights, or pedestrian crossings?
Photeus
Usually through making deals with an Archfey.
MeanWinchester
Don't bring that logical thinking here, we like to shit on things without any critical thought!
Znuss142718
This is why the self driving function really is a until it crashes function
chiefrunswithscissors
My car has a lot of self driving features. All of them can be over ridden manually
myr14d
That's the theory/rumor - but it's not actually true at all. All you would get from doing this is a mildly confused driver as they leave.
squillis
Yea. How else would the car attack and kill small children?
deltree5
This isn’t for a driver occupied Tesla but rather the feature to where it’ll drive to you automatically so you don’t have to walk to it, imo
ishouldprobablybeplayingpokemonATM
which nobody uses anyway
Shrike99
The feature you're describing will drive over lines in parking lots. See the first few seconds of this clip: https://youtu.be/EOyqwxXHm-0
myr14d
Nah. I saw the video this pic is from, they thought it would stop the tesla from moving - and they were wrong.
deltree5
Well, if they’re doing it assuming the car won’t react to the driver trying to move, that’s dumb. The auto drive feature I believe is diff.
Vamp13
FSD largely ignores solid white lines since about a year ago, this was early 2018 to stop it.
Voojagig
Salt is considered a purifying substance so the evil spirits that run the tesla are frightened of it.
downrightmike
https://elements-cover-images-0.imgix.net/84b738a1-17b5-45ca-80a8-fc681530789d
HOOMANGUY
Elon husk
AlexSomething
Oooh, so, whenever a Tesla spontaneously burn, it's simply because it was exorcised? Now it makes sense.
Gayforbae
Thats hellfire consuming the spirits once the time on the infernal contract expires.
MagmaCarta
I need an old mechanic and a young mechanic! The power of Chrysler compels you!
Doonesman
Your mother sucks shocks in hell!
abidelunacy
APassingPlasticBag
Haaa that was good take your point
Jesseskimo
Bye old mechanic - https://youtu.be/MPHaahKa1Nk
RuricOrhlandis
Sometimes misheard lyrics Are Better lyrics
SteveTheEgg
Open Chilton's to page 124 and start reading.
MosquitoHawker
Solid joke. +1
FreeReason
Behold the sacred 10mm … wait, where thr fu …. It was just here!
DarKandTwistedbartender
Premium 98 instead of holy water
RainierCamino
Hashbrown123
badatediting
mondeca
Doc Brown really went overboard with that train conversion.
windowtudawoll
Ford: We see no problem with this car.
Gayforbae
splinkles
Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus
astanen
omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii
EatsBees
klaatu barada necktie
TI99Kitty
Yeah, I said the words! mostly...
MagnificentCake
I always go with “klap on, Baraka, necktie.”
Fishkeeper
Computers don't actually know anything. A human knows "oh, that's not the real white line, I can cross it", but a car doesn't.
awesomecheesecake
At least they're better at following rules than people.
Fishkeeper
Not a good thing in all cases. We would, for example, not want a car to stop suddenly because there's a random white line in the road.
Fishkeeper
Part of why self-driving cars are tricky is because there are times where you have to break the rules, mostly to avoid accidents.
awesomecheesecake
It was a joke, my dude..
Fishkeeper
It's why teaching them to recognize images is hard, and why AI-generated images look weird. A human can learn pretty quickly what a bird
Fishkeeper
looks like, and that it should have two eyes, a beak, and two legs with the same number of toes at the end. A computer only knows that birds
Fishkeeper
tend to be colorful things in green or blue backgrounds, and that they usually have certain pixel arrangements in certain places.
Fishkeeper
They don't even know which part of the image is a bird. Show an image-recognizing AI an empty tree and it might think there's a bird.