Turns out you're an Essential Worker. No, you don't get a raise or better benefits. In fact, we're going to increase the number of Clopen shifts you have.
Or to maintain the robots. And not the 'work from a desk, remotely' somewhat comfy stuff, but the one who refills the lubrication and who has to fix stuff when the comfy high roller on their desk messes up and crashes stuff, which needs a mechanic to fix.
Makerofthingsmasherofstuff
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ugopb4me
Hahaha!! 0011110
Nusete
Dead internet theory will end up being true
CyberHexx
Turns out you're an Essential Worker. No, you don't get a raise or better benefits. In fact, we're going to increase the number of Clopen shifts you have.
Necrothean
"What's your shift?"
"I'm clopening all month."
"Who did you piss off?"
technicalfool
MrGrundySmash
TIKATIK TIKATIK TIKATIK TIKATIK DUHHHH DUH DUM. TIKATIK DUHHHH DUH DUM.
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But enough about Imgur...
DrSharkbite
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Nice
B166ERMaximus
helljack
MagmaCarta
swedeonamoose
Always that one sucker human needed to reset bios every once in a while.
DocNitro
Or to maintain the robots. And not the 'work from a desk, remotely' somewhat comfy stuff, but the one who refills the lubrication and who has to fix stuff when the comfy high roller on their desk messes up and crashes stuff, which needs a mechanic to fix.
hfctom
Drakhma
GiantSquanchy
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