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Denise Smith never saw it coming
Jun 25, 2021 4:00 PM
BaklavaWearingBalaclavaWhilePlayingBalalaikaOnBlackLava
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Denise Smith never saw it coming
saboten13
“Spertern”
Fishy820
AssGrapez
Please don't make the next halo shit
StandWithUkraine
How tall is he?
khora
That tall.
THUNDERSTORE
C:"You told me there wouldn't be any cameras" J:"And you told me you were gonna wear something NICE!?"
BaklavaWearingBalaclavaWhilePlayingBalalaikaOnBlackLava
So smile will ya? While we still got something to smile about
BaklavaWearingBalaclavaWhilePlayingBalalaikaOnBlackLava
I think I got it wrong. It's "Folks need heroes, Chief. So smile will ya, while we still got something to smile about."
BetterKnownAsJasonDarket
Dude's almost as big as Master Cheif
CanadianPunster
Man, the new Halo looks nice.
jooobe
what a chad
EllJayJay9
Gordon Ramsey did what?!?
Bigricospizza
The covenant got nothing on student loans
AlexanderElcazorro
You can't go up on the podium to graduate because you're not wearing the right kind of shoes. But also, head right on through, Master Chief.
JustBeCoolBruh
You say no to a 7 foot tall genetically and cybernetically enhanced super soldier.
Ornado
I just didn't show up to mine, they told us if we didn't show up to "practice" we couldn't walk. ~90% of the class didn't show up to it.
TheobromineAddict
Wait, how does he get to graduate without wearing the approved black dress shoes?
MrRandom314159
Remember that news story a month ago about the kid who almost got denied his diploma because he wore a flag on his back?
laufox
YES!!! such a bullshit school code...poor kid.
TiddyMcGillicuddy
Or the kid who wasn't allowed to walk because he had the wrong shoes so a teacher had to give his so the kid could walk
drenix
This is an ad, iirc
AmericasNextTopFondler
At my high school graduation when everyone threw their hats at the end I threw a huge dildo into the crowd
FirstAidPoetry
That’s a dick move.
LettyTheBatPony
That third tag thou.
RamosIsANerd
Did he? With food?
umgonnathinkofsomethingreallyclever
Poor chef Mike
Ryebread91
Yeah gonna need some sauce on that one.
BigPPMothBF
That's what he said while cooking him.
MBdub210
Thou = you
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CannibalisticHedgehog
Chef Mike worked far too hard for any kitchen microwave
persepolis
"What are you doing on that ship?!...Sir, finishing this fight."
Markamanic
Then I'll finish it three more times.
AnalBeadsPulledOutLikeStartingALawnmower
Unfortunately that isn't Chief. It's Noble 6, headhunter.
LostRealist11
Good line, but my favorite still is "To give the Covenant back their bomb"
SgtMajorAveryJohnson
This cave is not a natural formation
Yenaldooshi
For a brick, he flew pretty good
royce101st
"she said that to me once, about being a machine"
ilovethiccmilfs69
Yeah that one hit
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
"One day you're going to land on something more stubborn that you."
PGTipsMonkeh
"And I don't do bits and pieces."
Markamanic
Were it so easy.
updootyourpootsnoot
he's not just a chief anymore, he as a Master Chief
squirreltactics
Dr. Chief
TargunYssboern
its a high shool
Baggsy13
Wouldn't pass the dress code.
Lonetengu
Military dress is acceptable in formal situations so why not?
Lonetengu
Also the whole staff seems to be in on the gaff so again why not?
Ialwayslookhungover
Gets a religious exemption.
criticalma55
Then you’d have to dress as a Sangheili….
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
we couldnt even throw our caps at my hs graduation
tyrpestdeath
Better decline to give them their diploma and call the police (reference, if you didn't know)
mirrelle
It would in mine. Mine didn't really have a dress code it just *heavily suggested* you rent a gown from them for a few hundred dollars.
7thor8thcaw
Found the heretic.
sesamesnapsinhalf
Remember the kid who was turned away because he didn’t have the right shoes?
SeePriceInCart
Don't remember any dress code that said you can't wear battle armor to graduation
morelikeconsham
Actually it did. Cap and gown mandatory.
morelikeconsham
At least at the graduations I was in.
modis
I wore PJs to one of mine.
AvengersIDcardsclix
The rules don't say a dog can't play basketball either.
volock
We had dress code under our cap and gown dress code.
jery007
It's the US, battle armour is encouraged
echonite
Except at graduations. School admins are power hungry over kids.
Enginerrrrrrrrr
A lot of places force the traditional cap and gown. Its bullshit
kimttar
Well yeah, they just did all that work teaching you that you need to conform and do what your told.
Baggsy13
Saw one video where a kid got dinged for too much white on his shoes, another where a kid had a Mexican flag as a cape. No bueno.
Exileddude
That is not good....
nexulis
I'm getting the vibe that this is a post-hs level graduation, which are usually more relaxed about dress codes.
nexulis
Cause contolling teen antics obviously means some extra-anal types have to tighten the screws to the point of absurdity...
Bhockzer
When I graduated HS they literally told us if we so much as stepped 1” out of line they would hold our diploma and we wouldn’t graduate.
JoeDepciMowed
We couldn't decorate our caps, our gowns had to all be the same, and the attire underneath had to be 'up to standards'. Public school, btw
JoeDepciMowed
IF none of those were met, you did not receive your diploma. This was years ago too.
IBetHeToldYouToJustLookAtIt
Here in Sweden the "get diploma" show is optional, i never went on mine, couldn't give a shit. :)
namAehT
Same here. My sister managed to slip combat boots by them though because her gown was too long lol
Ghost0fDawn
That doesn't sound legal, but neither does plenty of other things and they happen anyway, so fuck those guys.
MagpieChristine
You wouldn't graduate, or you wouldn't get to walk? How can they withhold a diploma you earned?
Bhockzer
They threatened both. They obviously couldn’t withhold the diploma but 17 year old me didn’t know that at the time, though I suspected.
SunflowerCatButt
This is so weird to me. The ministry of education give you tbe diplome, not the school, so whatever happen at graduation the minist_1
flyingmonsters
In the US, you never receive the diploma there, they mail you it.
SunflowerCatButt
Ministry can just send your diploma. By mail! School dosent have a saying in that if you passed!
Tyriks
In America they can (and do) withhold it, at least temporarily.
supergreenpasta
It's called a robe.
TheFreemen
Why would it even matter. If your graduating you ain't coming back...
florpglorp
This is a made up nonsense tradition anyway
Gababu
dress codes are generally to avoid political, religious or turf arguments.
florpglorp
this is a ceremony to celebrate unemployment and crippling debt. it lasts a couple hours and nobody gets a mic. it should be fine.
Gababu
I mean, me and you are young to the world. Some rules are in place because they learned the hard way why they should have them.
cloudstrife046583000
Look at that armor. He's obviously from a rich family and we all know the rich in America can do whatever the hell they want.
MasterMirror
At my university there was a specific colour robe you had to wear for my course (biomedical science) they gave you the supplier you had (1)
MasterMirror
To use and it cost £80 just to rent it for a few hours. I found a substitute that I could BUY for £25 and they said they wouldn't allow (2)
MasterMirror
Me to attend if I was wearing it. I didnt attend out of principle. Now I don't have the photo everyone has in their gown holding the diploma
AmanRyno4672
OH NO ITS THE END OF THE WORLD. (Assuming it doesn't actually bothers you.)
MasterMirror
With my mental illness it was the hardest thing I've done in my life. I now work a minimum wage and have nothing to show for it (1)
GondwanaCraton
The school and/or some admins were probably getting a kickback from the gown company.
MasterMirror
Yeah totes. Same as when I first started my lecturers told me to go and buy £400 worth of text books from Waterstones and then I found (1)
MasterMirror
Out I can use them for free in the university library