Sep 24, 2022 5:29 PM
maureoko
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wtf
funny
idea
cockroach
SmokyDoggg
lddiaz
BrovoFoxtrot
I’m strongly considering impressing a wolf spider into service eating roaches in my bath room
JT1984
If I see a cockroach I'm dousing my apartment in poison, but thanks for the info.
JackingMeHoff
RAID roach killer spray.
Thorketil
I like that slap! sound.
dreadfroggy
I'm guessing SE Asia. Possibly Thailand.
MEGALODONKY
That roach was sleeping
finetoroastasimamarshmallow
1/1000000
vintagebroad
What about the thousands you don’t see in the walls
IFuckinAtodaso
The palmetto, as we call them, don't infest. It's the small ones you have to worry about for that. Palmettos? Just set the house on fire.
outsideagaddadavida
Yeah, Id rather go the squished guts on my wall for a month route
RetiredLaserMan
and in 3 years when the paper falls off, the cockroach will just walk away unscathed.
upvoteFLUFFYthings
I do that with all the bugs to come into my apartment and then I tell my SO where it is and he decides if it's murder or mercy
kadadev
CitizenPrime
Waterboarding cockroaches
JackieTreehornProductions
I use this method for flies, spiders, all crawly/flying things.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
In America, you just shoot it.
RobearGWJ
Finally a use for the huge bin of water I keep in my living space!
grahaCheeseWrecker
And the tissues under your bed.
I had... other uses for those. Like. Allergies? Yeah, allergies.
Mushsoop
How to catch a cockroach and spawn mosquitoes.
PullShporttel
Mm, here in the States we call it a "sink."
lurkeronthedancefloor
While I (27F) was staying in India, the water in our building was really rusty due to old pipes. There was also no machine washer, so we...
... washed clothes by hand. I would leave the tap dripping all day into a bucket; the pressure is low enough that the water comes out clear.
morninggloryshade777
I don't stop til I know they are dead. Then they get a proper burial they cannot escape from if they even think about having a 2nd life.
Kukiniloa
I use one rubbah slippah
whatsthebloodypointanyway
So, you've basically given the roach a sponge bath, now what?
pr3viso
Finally! Those grade school skills paying off
LordDebuchan
Miss. It still scares the roach. It scurries away.
bbrown1012
Or you can just get a cat. Palmetto bugs where I live. My baby kills then.
fractalsphere
Nuke it from orbit - it's the only way to be sure
joepineapplesindrag
ArbokKai
Well not that sure, cockroaches are said to be able to survive a nuclear blast
Ghlargh
*nuclear fallout, not the actual blast.
WatashimoLurky
*nuclear radishes, not the actual blast.
Waynezubajr
Nice performance.
soulseekbob2320
How do you set it on fire ? when it's so wet ??
darkomen203
and now we leave it there forever
RayLiottaLaughsAtIdiots
Entombed forever in paper mache. Exactly how I want to go.
Junktrunkjunkie
It’s a cockroach. It’ll drink from the water in in the tissue and eat the fabric. This is not the end for the cockroach
EccentricNut
ok, now what?
SecondSince
Brick it over, burn the house down. Then move.
Klaustrophile
stanleyishappy
Decoration
Hambonerhandy
Now we eat.
Magisterpotter
Meat is back on the menu, boys.
Faloopsinarb
GentryFriedRichFillets
Move
ActualTttony
Burn down the house
Fishfighter
The post was accurate. Only stated how to catch them, nothing else. I think it becomes part of the wall at this point.
TacoPoweredHelicopter
Draw the rest of the owl.
shawnemack
Sledgehammer
HandoB4Javert
PandAnomoly
Not a fan of the Paul brothers but admittedly this was fuckin funny.
Tundra314
I have not seen this nor was I expecting that ?
Neither was the cockroach
GoldenSun3DS
Nor was the Spanish Inquisition
DonDerper
Waterboarding
theDogter
Wipe
Now we wait
littlevache
And then they f***ed !
METROlD
Boil it and serve with old bay.
Richter12x2
Now set up a hidden camera to film the janitor.
DarkBusterBaron
Light it on fire that disgusting filth must be cleansed from the earth.
therespoopinmynose
Funny, exactly my thoughts whenever I encounter people...
ClassicRand0
Now you torch the place since that isn't the only 1
tthalmann
Cromnch
FragileDonkey
Yes
MisterLemons
Roofus1
Profit.
3KnucklesDeep
Feed it to the chooks
dasclown
Paint over it
oriyagi
Are you my landlord?
vicvalour
18 mins, you stole my line
I was looking for that lol!
chewybrian
v
Blatantperformer
.
nomorehate
Tell me you live in NYC without telling me you live in NYC lmao
foreverinchains
mccar7hy
Profit!
ElbowDeepInTheElbowDeepBandwagon
You assume my aim is good enough to do more than wound my target.
Coyotebd
There's few things as dangerous as a wounded cockroach
Eilonwyy
And then they RUN DIRECTLY AT YOU
PosthumousExile
You're homosapien. Your aim SHOULD be good enough. Otherwise something has gone horribly wrong.
iamdanman
I started just going up to the rec center and hitting a bucket of balls on the baseball diamond. Sometimes pitching, I haven’t played in a
Good 10 years but damn I feel good af and my aim is pretty damn good. Don’t count yourself out friend.
I appreciate the vote of confidence!
SmokyDoggg
lddiaz
BrovoFoxtrot
I’m strongly considering impressing a wolf spider into service eating roaches in my bath room
JT1984
If I see a cockroach I'm dousing my apartment in poison, but thanks for the info.
JackingMeHoff
RAID roach killer spray.
Thorketil
I like that slap! sound.
dreadfroggy
I'm guessing SE Asia. Possibly Thailand.
MEGALODONKY
That roach was sleeping
finetoroastasimamarshmallow
1/1000000
vintagebroad
What about the thousands you don’t see in the walls
IFuckinAtodaso
The palmetto, as we call them, don't infest. It's the small ones you have to worry about for that. Palmettos? Just set the house on fire.
outsideagaddadavida
Yeah, Id rather go the squished guts on my wall for a month route
RetiredLaserMan
and in 3 years when the paper falls off, the cockroach will just walk away unscathed.
upvoteFLUFFYthings
I do that with all the bugs to come into my apartment and then I tell my SO where it is and he decides if it's murder or mercy
kadadev
CitizenPrime
Waterboarding cockroaches
JackieTreehornProductions
I use this method for flies, spiders, all crawly/flying things.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
In America, you just shoot it.
RobearGWJ
Finally a use for the huge bin of water I keep in my living space!
grahaCheeseWrecker
And the tissues under your bed.
RobearGWJ
I had... other uses for those. Like. Allergies? Yeah, allergies.
Mushsoop
How to catch a cockroach and spawn mosquitoes.
PullShporttel
Mm, here in the States we call it a "sink."
lurkeronthedancefloor
While I (27F) was staying in India, the water in our building was really rusty due to old pipes. There was also no machine washer, so we...
lurkeronthedancefloor
... washed clothes by hand. I would leave the tap dripping all day into a bucket; the pressure is low enough that the water comes out clear.
morninggloryshade777
I don't stop til I know they are dead. Then they get a proper burial they cannot escape from if they even think about having a 2nd life.
Kukiniloa
I use one rubbah slippah
whatsthebloodypointanyway
So, you've basically given the roach a sponge bath, now what?
pr3viso
Finally! Those grade school skills paying off
LordDebuchan
Miss. It still scares the roach. It scurries away.
bbrown1012
Or you can just get a cat. Palmetto bugs where I live. My baby kills then.
fractalsphere
Nuke it from orbit - it's the only way to be sure
joepineapplesindrag
ArbokKai
Well not that sure, cockroaches are said to be able to survive a nuclear blast
Ghlargh
*nuclear fallout, not the actual blast.
WatashimoLurky
*nuclear radishes, not the actual blast.
Waynezubajr
Nice performance.
soulseekbob2320
How do you set it on fire ? when it's so wet ??
darkomen203
and now we leave it there forever
RayLiottaLaughsAtIdiots
Entombed forever in paper mache. Exactly how I want to go.
Junktrunkjunkie
It’s a cockroach. It’ll drink from the water in in the tissue and eat the fabric. This is not the end for the cockroach
EccentricNut
ok, now what?
SecondSince
Brick it over, burn the house down. Then move.
Klaustrophile
stanleyishappy
Decoration
Hambonerhandy
Now we eat.
Magisterpotter
Meat is back on the menu, boys.
Faloopsinarb
GentryFriedRichFillets
Move
ActualTttony
Burn down the house
Fishfighter
The post was accurate. Only stated how to catch them, nothing else. I think it becomes part of the wall at this point.
TacoPoweredHelicopter
Draw the rest of the owl.
shawnemack
Sledgehammer
HandoB4Javert
PandAnomoly
Not a fan of the Paul brothers but admittedly this was fuckin funny.
Tundra314
I have not seen this nor was I expecting that ?
HandoB4Javert
Neither was the cockroach
GoldenSun3DS
Nor was the Spanish Inquisition
HandoB4Javert
DonDerper
Waterboarding
theDogter
Wipe
CitizenPrime
Now we wait
littlevache
And then they f***ed !
METROlD
Boil it and serve with old bay.
Richter12x2
Now set up a hidden camera to film the janitor.
DarkBusterBaron
Light it on fire that disgusting filth must be cleansed from the earth.
therespoopinmynose
Funny, exactly my thoughts whenever I encounter people...
ClassicRand0
Now you torch the place since that isn't the only 1
tthalmann
Cromnch
FragileDonkey
Yes
MisterLemons
Roofus1
Profit.
3KnucklesDeep
Feed it to the chooks
dasclown
Paint over it
oriyagi
Are you my landlord?
vicvalour
18 mins, you stole my line
EccentricNut
dasclown
I was looking for that lol!
chewybrian
Blatantperformer
.
nomorehate
Tell me you live in NYC without telling me you live in NYC lmao
foreverinchains
mccar7hy
Profit!
ElbowDeepInTheElbowDeepBandwagon
You assume my aim is good enough to do more than wound my target.
Coyotebd
There's few things as dangerous as a wounded cockroach
Eilonwyy
And then they RUN DIRECTLY AT YOU
PosthumousExile
You're homosapien. Your aim SHOULD be good enough. Otherwise something has gone horribly wrong.
iamdanman
I started just going up to the rec center and hitting a bucket of balls on the baseball diamond. Sometimes pitching, I haven’t played in a
iamdanman
Good 10 years but damn I feel good af and my aim is pretty damn good. Don’t count yourself out friend.
ElbowDeepInTheElbowDeepBandwagon
I appreciate the vote of confidence!
iamdanman