Feb 1, 2022 8:41 PM
Devi8tor
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pancake
massage
squirrel
how_to
lamesite
flattening out your squirrellini
Ghostbeater
Squish that rat!
alexcoldt
skveerel
SharkoutofWata
Dude had a squirrel laid out and a long stick. I was concerned for a while there.
drakkaris12718
Thats a very chill squirrel...
kevinUnityClicker
Pancake dough isn't rolled, as far as I know.
CozyViking
You forgot the prologue, where we hear how you used to visit your grandmother in Maine, and she used to roll the squirrels out for pancakes.
BossVarriack
don't forget the epilogue about how you do this for your kids now inspired by your grandma
jaqry
UsertubeBandwagon
who tf rolls out pancakes? squirrel cookies!! jeezus, good thing im out here patrolling.
LuncheonsAndDragons
This is clearly a Squirrel Tortilla.
jsievers
Pet the hamster assiduously: https://youtu.be/h-0HRs0FY2U
Mostlydeadpool
that squirrel gets more backrubs than I do. Where I go to join the squirrel union?
someguy7734206
The music is not as bad as it normally is when people inexplicably feel the need to put music in their GIFs, but it's still unnecessary.
CaldariBob
I was waiting for him to take out the comically oversized mallet.
Soufange
I was waiting for that piece of shit orange cat
Morris? I think Morris is long dead...
oldguyexlurker
I. Should. Have. Bought. A. Squirrel.
justadude41123
He’s a squirrel masseuse, his hgtv budget is 35 million
obijan
Next up: Squirrel shiskebab
Kibblez
Why did i watch this twice...
SomeOldConstructionGamerGuy
Oh, uhhh, I think I did it wrong before. I mean, you're not supposed to use your vehicle? It was a pancake though!
mkul1234
theoldsazzledazzle
I thought the stick was going to be stuck inside what I thought was a squirrel skin at the beginning. This is much nicer.
Nexxas
Ok
Snaitf
♫ At the squirrel wash, Workin' at the squirrel wash ♫
PSYchr
And they thought I'd never get any customers for my squirrel spa!
SecretSquirrel27
*takes notes*
AnomalousViews
Thought the title said "panic" not Pancack and all I could think was "nope that squirrel is relaxed AF".
DontDoWhatDonaldDontDoes
I'm surprised squirrels arent more common pets
originalcharacterdonotsteal
They were common in like the 30s (I think it was). Kids would take them from squirrel nests to raise.
dasoffendor
Theyre great when they're young but kind of like racoons they become a handful as adults. Raised several when i was a kid.
I'm surprised that raccoons also aren't more common
Green223
Raccoons are great but they're kind of a full time job or they'll tear apart your entire house.
Davedavedavedavedave
PineappleLoopsBrOether
We always squish that squirrel.
ThePartyLeader
Do you want plague? This is how we get plagues.
Disastermaster101
Doesnt look dead to me
VonEichward
We have antibiotics now. You'd be fine.
Those are for the cows
Myothercarisadelorean
SQUAIDS
MichaelMars
Haha! Ray William penis
capitalistdecadence
Isn't it bubonic, don't you think? Just a little too bubonic...
IT'S LIKE THE BLACK DEATH, ON YOUR WEDDING DAY!
VikingHobbit
YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE, IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE
THE SWOLLEN PUSTULES, IN YOUR ARMPITS JUST WONT BREAK. BUT WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT, THAT IT CAME FROM CRITTERS!
AdrianDunne
Life has a funny way (of ending abruptly when you think everything's okay and pus comes oozing from your faaace)
at this point, I wouldn't mind a real plague. this tutorial level shit plague is just showing how much deadwood we really have.
MisterLemons
What we need is for covid to mutate to a higher lethality while retaining its current vaccination vulnerability.
NotTheDevilYouKnow
"Tutorial level shit plague" I'm stealing this, thank you.
We're still in the apocalypse newbie zone. the devs are still making the global warming zones right now as we speak. fun times ahead!
FierceAndAdorable
People are laughing, but DNR is telling us squirrels are now carrying the plague because Rats are everywhere now
somnif
Huh. I was going to comment that squirrels aren't really a plague vector, but I guess they are now. Lovely. (ground squirrels, anyway)
g0st
Whats DNR
justicetotheface
Department of natural resources
TransAtheistMinister
Nice.
My SO said, Rats are even starting to mate with squirrels
Phlindar
Is this an inside joke? Squirrels cannot mate with rats…
Oh they can mate. Produce viable offspring? No, not possible, but they may be kinky.
YogiBearX51
“If you don’t have wild squirrels, store bought are fine”
DaveSamsonite
bluefrenchhorn
Thanks, Ina
YoudSwearImAVirgin
Better be organic
chd7hubx8m11666
Now that he is tenderized,,we turn to page 101
MAN9000
Morgan Freeman's voice, "But they were not fine."
gigglesthen00b
I'm fairly certain Babish would breed his own squirrels and hand raise them to be the best pancake
Eh babby!
Death83
Never frozen though!
xXxSTEVOxXx
"What the government doesnt want you to know is that the squirrels at the park are free. You can just take them."
“No ones watching them, I have 473 squirrels at my house”
imilkgoats
Do you have any ducks for them to play with?
Depends. Who's asking???
I have some ducks and where do you think they came from? I might go back for some squirrels soon though
zerocool711
Well, I suppose I am.
whoneedsanoriginalname
Karl
lamesite
flattening out your squirrellini
Ghostbeater
Squish that rat!
alexcoldt
skveerel
SharkoutofWata
Dude had a squirrel laid out and a long stick. I was concerned for a while there.
drakkaris12718
Thats a very chill squirrel...
kevinUnityClicker
Pancake dough isn't rolled, as far as I know.
CozyViking
You forgot the prologue, where we hear how you used to visit your grandmother in Maine, and she used to roll the squirrels out for pancakes.
BossVarriack
don't forget the epilogue about how you do this for your kids now inspired by your grandma
jaqry
UsertubeBandwagon
who tf rolls out pancakes? squirrel cookies!! jeezus, good thing im out here patrolling.
LuncheonsAndDragons
This is clearly a Squirrel Tortilla.
jsievers
Pet the hamster assiduously: https://youtu.be/h-0HRs0FY2U
Mostlydeadpool
that squirrel gets more backrubs than I do. Where I go to join the squirrel union?
someguy7734206
The music is not as bad as it normally is when people inexplicably feel the need to put music in their GIFs, but it's still unnecessary.
CaldariBob
I was waiting for him to take out the comically oversized mallet.
Soufange
I was waiting for that piece of shit orange cat
CaldariBob
Morris? I think Morris is long dead...
oldguyexlurker
I. Should. Have. Bought. A. Squirrel.
justadude41123
He’s a squirrel masseuse, his hgtv budget is 35 million
obijan
Next up: Squirrel shiskebab
Kibblez
Why did i watch this twice...
SomeOldConstructionGamerGuy
Oh, uhhh, I think I did it wrong before. I mean, you're not supposed to use your vehicle? It was a pancake though!
mkul1234
theoldsazzledazzle
I thought the stick was going to be stuck inside what I thought was a squirrel skin at the beginning. This is much nicer.
Nexxas
Ok
Snaitf
♫ At the squirrel wash, Workin' at the squirrel wash ♫
PSYchr
And they thought I'd never get any customers for my squirrel spa!
SecretSquirrel27
*takes notes*
AnomalousViews
Thought the title said "panic" not Pancack and all I could think was "nope that squirrel is relaxed AF".
DontDoWhatDonaldDontDoes
I'm surprised squirrels arent more common pets
originalcharacterdonotsteal
They were common in like the 30s (I think it was). Kids would take them from squirrel nests to raise.
dasoffendor
Theyre great when they're young but kind of like racoons they become a handful as adults. Raised several when i was a kid.
DontDoWhatDonaldDontDoes
I'm surprised that raccoons also aren't more common
Green223
Raccoons are great but they're kind of a full time job or they'll tear apart your entire house.
Davedavedavedavedave
PineappleLoopsBrOether
We always squish that squirrel.
ThePartyLeader
Do you want plague? This is how we get plagues.
Disastermaster101
Doesnt look dead to me
VonEichward
We have antibiotics now. You'd be fine.
ThePartyLeader
Those are for the cows
Myothercarisadelorean
SQUAIDS
MichaelMars
Haha! Ray William penis
capitalistdecadence
Isn't it bubonic, don't you think? Just a little too bubonic...
capitalistdecadence
IT'S LIKE THE BLACK DEATH, ON YOUR WEDDING DAY!
VikingHobbit
YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE, IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE
capitalistdecadence
THE SWOLLEN PUSTULES, IN YOUR ARMPITS JUST WONT BREAK. BUT WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT, THAT IT CAME FROM CRITTERS!
AdrianDunne
Life has a funny way (of ending abruptly when you think everything's okay and pus comes oozing from your faaace)
Mostlydeadpool
at this point, I wouldn't mind a real plague. this tutorial level shit plague is just showing how much deadwood we really have.
MisterLemons
What we need is for covid to mutate to a higher lethality while retaining its current vaccination vulnerability.
NotTheDevilYouKnow
"Tutorial level shit plague" I'm stealing this, thank you.
Mostlydeadpool
We're still in the apocalypse newbie zone. the devs are still making the global warming zones right now as we speak. fun times ahead!
FierceAndAdorable
People are laughing, but DNR is telling us squirrels are now carrying the plague because Rats are everywhere now
somnif
Huh. I was going to comment that squirrels aren't really a plague vector, but I guess they are now. Lovely. (ground squirrels, anyway)
g0st
Whats DNR
justicetotheface
Department of natural resources
TransAtheistMinister
Nice.
FierceAndAdorable
My SO said, Rats are even starting to mate with squirrels
Phlindar
Is this an inside joke? Squirrels cannot mate with rats…
NotTheDevilYouKnow
Oh they can mate. Produce viable offspring? No, not possible, but they may be kinky.
YogiBearX51
“If you don’t have wild squirrels, store bought are fine”
DaveSamsonite
bluefrenchhorn
Thanks, Ina
YoudSwearImAVirgin
Better be organic
chd7hubx8m11666
Now that he is tenderized,,we turn to page 101
MAN9000
Morgan Freeman's voice, "But they were not fine."
gigglesthen00b
I'm fairly certain Babish would breed his own squirrels and hand raise them to be the best pancake
bluefrenchhorn
Eh babby!
Death83
Never frozen though!
xXxSTEVOxXx
"What the government doesnt want you to know is that the squirrels at the park are free. You can just take them."
YogiBearX51
“No ones watching them, I have 473 squirrels at my house”
imilkgoats
Do you have any ducks for them to play with?
xXxSTEVOxXx
Depends. Who's asking???
imilkgoats
I have some ducks and where do you think they came from? I might go back for some squirrels soon though
zerocool711
Well, I suppose I am.
whoneedsanoriginalname
Karl