Feb 13, 2023 12:12 PM
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Arcygenical
Now, learn to crush the can with some slats of wood and a drill. https://youtu.be/KH4NrUxcsYs
76000BatteryLlamas
Mmmm sharp iron shavings
thrashingcows
46min later….
baggypants12000
https://www.gradesaver.com/three-men-in-a-boat/q-and-a/describe-the-episode-of-opening-of-pineapple-tin-230426
hackller
and stab yourself multiple times in the gums and tongue with spikes of metal!
depressedscientist
10 hours later…
worldtraversingsquirrel
how to cut yourself to the bone with one hard squeeze 101
LeftRightThere
I accidentally did that as a teenager wiggling the top loose. Sounded like 5 cherry tomatoes popping
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Yup, and since you're in a place without a can opener, you're likely far from emergency aid too --> now you have a lovely infection!
Zapathasura
Hmm. I open my cans like I queeze my oranges.
WeaselBandit
You mean there's a better way?!?
Well I've heard rumors about a Juice Loosener.
I just hope that it doesn't cost more than 59.95
Dont know, I just hope it comes with something extra. Like a sun tan lotion that is also a laxative. That would persuade me to buy.
Now if only my fingers weren't too stubby to hit the right keys on the phone.
Arcygenical
Now, learn to crush the can with some slats of wood and a drill. https://youtu.be/KH4NrUxcsYs
76000BatteryLlamas
Mmmm sharp iron shavings
thrashingcows
46min later….
baggypants12000
https://www.gradesaver.com/three-men-in-a-boat/q-and-a/describe-the-episode-of-opening-of-pineapple-tin-230426
hackller
and stab yourself multiple times in the gums and tongue with spikes of metal!
depressedscientist
10 hours later…
worldtraversingsquirrel
how to cut yourself to the bone with one hard squeeze 101
LeftRightThere
I accidentally did that as a teenager wiggling the top loose. Sounded like 5 cherry tomatoes popping
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Yup, and since you're in a place without a can opener, you're likely far from emergency aid too --> now you have a lovely infection!
Zapathasura
Hmm. I open my cans like I queeze my oranges.
WeaselBandit
You mean there's a better way?!?
Zapathasura
Well I've heard rumors about a Juice Loosener.
WeaselBandit
I just hope that it doesn't cost more than 59.95
Zapathasura
Dont know, I just hope it comes with something extra. Like a sun tan lotion that is also a laxative. That would persuade me to buy.
WeaselBandit
Now if only my fingers weren't too stubby to hit the right keys on the phone.