Aug 14, 2021 12:53 PM
TheRealR0tb3rt
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lol
funny
awesome
corona
marines
Warbunny5000
God I don’t miss that.
Notmybeardedladynotmycarnival
I swear to shit that's 29 Palms, I built those
VinnyVeritas
This won't work anymore. All our troops will be vaccinated AGAINST Corona...
drcoolhands
Wow, outlets on the microwave!
Marine0311
Nicest barracks room I ever saw. We'd leave a porn mag out to be "found" to distract inspectors.
entercleverusernamehereplease
My barracks didn't have a microwave.
NewMoonRising
Ex military wife. At 18 I stayed in the housing so many times. Food and beer go a long way to making things... invisible.
retrostone21
Hoo-rah Sergeant.
Gussalo
Good ole Pendleton Barracks.
d65vid
I've always wondered if that works irl. Bribing someone with, what, like $9? It's not valuable, so it would have to be just the principle?
cellfreeDNA
Damn those are some nice barracks.
Rocktrash
Right? Every time I worked with Marines they’d have a platoon shoved into a space that big. Those guys would be like “plenty of room left!”
Theodore000
Poor lad still failed
Jmshunter
I get it, it's a joke, but what could be the consequences if someone actually did this? (asking sincerely)
DungeonsAndDongers
Cries in Army tradoc
senzykyo3004
Should have got him a better beer
WithoutAPenny
One guy I know left his phone out charging. That's all it took for the shitball to start rolling downhill. Good times.
Aaron552
So he gave him Corona?
SlyMrFox
Before moving off base in the Air Force, there was a solid year or so when no one checked our suite, due to housing switching from Navy
personnel to Air Force, who were lazy and only inspected a single room, the same room every time. This backfired once when that room flooded
At the same time, our First Shirt kept getting orders and would leave for months at a time, none of the temps did inspections. Which was a
blessing really, as my roommate and I nearly failed the last one we had, due to his extreme lack of cleaning, hygiene, and severe body odor.
poopdagger
this is accurate
Fierafoxtrot
I'm surprised by how accurate ?
IWRITEINALLCAPS
MAN, CORONA REALLY DOES SPREAD EASILY
Emulen
And it is not nice
kaashaa
Username checks out
Its332amAndMyDogNeedsAWalk
JeremyBennett
Tvini
AsianLeprechaun
SIR YES SIR
UsernameDoesNotCheckOutAtAll
copingcabana
Is the military housed in dorms now? Not weird log cabins like they show in movies?!? Have we been LIED TO?!?
Jonquepublik
Depends on the duty station and your rank. Once you make E5, You don't have to stay in the enlisted barracks if housing is available.
MAN9000
Fuck around and find out.
VodkaReindeer
If someone in your tent keeps getting covid, your quarantine will be extended and you'll be in the woods forever.
DurendaI
Oh man, dorm/barrack inspections. Though they only ever did them when we weren't present, just left an inspection form of pass/fail.
kingkongkeom
So you are a grown ass man and your employer is doing kids toom inspections? That is definitely not for me..
If that's what turns you off from the life then the military really ain't for ya haha.
Well I'm also too old for it now, but being treated like a child whos rooms needs to be checked is, also, definitely a turn off for that job
leeian44101
Love seeing a smart marine. Rahh
GyprockGypsy
This works surprising well on 1) Park Rangers, 2) Concert security, 3) Crane Operators, 4) Enter your own 20-40 something career here.
laDisparitionDesHeures
I'm still waiting for one of my grad students to slip a double ipa in their code to be graded.
lronMaiden
Aircraft maintenance... Wait, definitely does not work.
Only at Boeing
Thank God I fly Air Canada......wait a minute....
OlderWiser
Had an a hole supervisor (factory) was always nice after being gifted a big bottle of whiskey. He got a lot. Learned behavior but oh well.
iguessihaveto
So what are the crane operators doing that requires bribing them with a six pack?
Job boxes are heavy, and very low priority. Unless theres a 6 pack in it that operator what's to get closer to him on the roof.
Djmeatslushy
Wanna get from the job site to your truck but legs tired, beam me up Scotty
GrandPubabofMoldistan
Well now there is a case of Corona
TacoFox
WTF….barracks have changed a lot since I was serving.
MajorTom0101
Probably contracted out acomidations
MoistenedPenguin
It varies a LOT from base to base, i can assure you my barracks haven't been this nice lmao
cryborg
I love that there is some fuckery in the military instead of the 24/7 mind-numbing discipline & obedience portrayed in some movies.
Which movie is that?
7thor8thcaw
Live in a military town, these guys are getting into shit all the time. Most of them are just people that wanted to pay for college or
Needed a direction for their life. Very few are hard chargers. Also, keep in mind, a large portion of them are young.
LupusLilium
Oooohboy. The amount of shenanigans that enlisted/lower rank people get up to is -insane-.
xuriV
I bet there's 1000x more fuckery than I could ever imagine
makeSX
Indeed. We had a empty bunk and a empty cabinet/locker for it in our room: we store all the alcohol in that and always said the guy whos ->
Locker it, is on duty when we had an inspection.. Worked fine for the year we were there.
IamTerribleAtCreatingUserNames
It's literally fuckery 24/7 lol. I'm in the Army myself.
grumpabeme
No limes?
ImSorryIfYouGotOffended
What I never understood is, if it taste better with lime, why didn't they improve the flavour? It does kinda taste a bit blend without it.
Cranbananarama
They're in the coconuts.
onomatopoeiasoundsclunkytome
No someone drank dem bote up
CrackheadGermanShepherds
You know what pairs best with Lyme disease? Corona virus! ... I'll see myself put
H0rndog
JapCarRealGood
You best put yourself ?
WellThatsOriginal
Fruit has no place in beer...
ZoidbergIsGreat
I disagree. Love me a Radler. Or Keonenbourg 1664 Blanc. Or a Corona with extra lime
aaaaaadddvvveennnttuurrreeee
how will we prevent the scurvy???
ActuallyAPirate
German here, I fully support this statement!
tulenovo
What about Weisse with a slice of lemon huh? Sincerely your Czech neighbor :)
No, cardinal sin! Never mix beer. ;)
Oh my, Germany was a first place I tried Radler and never came back! Call me a sinner, I'm never making it up there anyway :)
BarbedWireCatheter
Hard and fast rules have no place in alcoholism
nopost
It's best to think of Corona as it's own drink, not as real beer imo. Then its fine to put lime in it. Also, blue moon is great with orange
RelartOfGivia
Mexican beer with a lime is glorious when it's humid and hot.
Gervey
I thought it was appalling when people kept trying to put fruit in my Moon, then I tried it. I was wrong.
TerriblePokemon
60% of the time it works every time.
DangerIsMyMiddleName
Still my favourite Anchor Man quote
PhilKenSebbensLeftEye
Sex Panther by Odeon
PoopSammich
It's made with bits of real panther you know
notgoingtoarrestyou
So you know it works
"it smells like king kong's diiiick"
DudeItLooksLikeIDidntChooseAnUsername
what about the other 40% of the time?
Nuttburger
You’re gonna have a bad night that’s what
whydotheycometometodie
40% of the time it doesn’t work every time.
JonPoncho
40% of the time it works 60% of the time
Aksuuuh
40% of the time it never works.
TheMysteriousBanana
I wish I was drinking coffee when reading this so I could say I laughed to hard I spit out my coffee instead of just regular old boring spit
Its all fun and games until Master Guns is mad at your unit and decides to do the inspection himself.
TigerSauce
I would fill the toilet, sink, and shower with bleach and lemon pledge the entire floor. My room made your eyes burn but I never failed.
orbitn
A good scotch will help
JOKERZwild86
Gentleman jack is the key
Thantos06
Rah.
Sully0811
mad magazine opened to the fold in, trust me on this one
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
Chinese field day!
Blackcloudonetyone
Then you pull out the guns and leave a bottle of whisky.
Fine cigars are acceptable as well
Subtilico
In the fridge?
thePyromanic
That's sacrilegious!
Nicalanius
A temporary sacrifice for lasting peace
Strangedays2024
It wouldn't be hard to convert a fridge a short term humidor.
Warbunny5000
God I don’t miss that.
Notmybeardedladynotmycarnival
I swear to shit that's 29 Palms, I built those
VinnyVeritas
This won't work anymore. All our troops will be vaccinated AGAINST Corona...
drcoolhands
Wow, outlets on the microwave!
Marine0311
Nicest barracks room I ever saw. We'd leave a porn mag out to be "found" to distract inspectors.
entercleverusernamehereplease
My barracks didn't have a microwave.
NewMoonRising
Ex military wife. At 18 I stayed in the housing so many times. Food and beer go a long way to making things... invisible.
retrostone21
Hoo-rah Sergeant.
Gussalo
Good ole Pendleton Barracks.
d65vid
I've always wondered if that works irl. Bribing someone with, what, like $9? It's not valuable, so it would have to be just the principle?
cellfreeDNA
Damn those are some nice barracks.
Rocktrash
Right? Every time I worked with Marines they’d have a platoon shoved into a space that big. Those guys would be like “plenty of room left!”
Theodore000
Poor lad still failed
Jmshunter
I get it, it's a joke, but what could be the consequences if someone actually did this? (asking sincerely)
DungeonsAndDongers
Cries in Army tradoc
senzykyo3004
Should have got him a better beer
WithoutAPenny
One guy I know left his phone out charging. That's all it took for the shitball to start rolling downhill. Good times.
Aaron552
So he gave him Corona?
SlyMrFox
Before moving off base in the Air Force, there was a solid year or so when no one checked our suite, due to housing switching from Navy
SlyMrFox
personnel to Air Force, who were lazy and only inspected a single room, the same room every time. This backfired once when that room flooded
SlyMrFox
At the same time, our First Shirt kept getting orders and would leave for months at a time, none of the temps did inspections. Which was a
SlyMrFox
blessing really, as my roommate and I nearly failed the last one we had, due to his extreme lack of cleaning, hygiene, and severe body odor.
poopdagger
this is accurate
Fierafoxtrot
I'm surprised by how accurate ?
IWRITEINALLCAPS
MAN, CORONA REALLY DOES SPREAD EASILY
Emulen
And it is not nice
kaashaa
Username checks out
Its332amAndMyDogNeedsAWalk
JeremyBennett
Tvini
AsianLeprechaun
SIR YES SIR
UsernameDoesNotCheckOutAtAll
copingcabana
Is the military housed in dorms now? Not weird log cabins like they show in movies?!? Have we been LIED TO?!?
Jonquepublik
Depends on the duty station and your rank. Once you make E5, You don't have to stay in the enlisted barracks if housing is available.
MAN9000
Fuck around and find out.
VodkaReindeer
If someone in your tent keeps getting covid, your quarantine will be extended and you'll be in the woods forever.
DurendaI
Oh man, dorm/barrack inspections. Though they only ever did them when we weren't present, just left an inspection form of pass/fail.
kingkongkeom
So you are a grown ass man and your employer is doing kids toom inspections? That is definitely not for me..
DurendaI
If that's what turns you off from the life then the military really ain't for ya haha.
kingkongkeom
Well I'm also too old for it now, but being treated like a child whos rooms needs to be checked is, also, definitely a turn off for that job
leeian44101
Love seeing a smart marine. Rahh
GyprockGypsy
This works surprising well on 1) Park Rangers, 2) Concert security, 3) Crane Operators, 4) Enter your own 20-40 something career here.
laDisparitionDesHeures
I'm still waiting for one of my grad students to slip a double ipa in their code to be graded.
lronMaiden
Aircraft maintenance... Wait, definitely does not work.
VodkaReindeer
Only at Boeing
GyprockGypsy
Thank God I fly Air Canada......wait a minute....
OlderWiser
Had an a hole supervisor (factory) was always nice after being gifted a big bottle of whiskey. He got a lot. Learned behavior but oh well.
iguessihaveto
So what are the crane operators doing that requires bribing them with a six pack?
GyprockGypsy
Job boxes are heavy, and very low priority. Unless theres a 6 pack in it that operator what's to get closer to him on the roof.
Djmeatslushy
Wanna get from the job site to your truck but legs tired, beam me up Scotty
GrandPubabofMoldistan
Well now there is a case of Corona
TacoFox
WTF….barracks have changed a lot since I was serving.
MajorTom0101
Probably contracted out acomidations
MoistenedPenguin
It varies a LOT from base to base, i can assure you my barracks haven't been this nice lmao
cryborg
I love that there is some fuckery in the military instead of the 24/7 mind-numbing discipline & obedience portrayed in some movies.
VodkaReindeer
Which movie is that?
7thor8thcaw
Live in a military town, these guys are getting into shit all the time. Most of them are just people that wanted to pay for college or
7thor8thcaw
Needed a direction for their life. Very few are hard chargers. Also, keep in mind, a large portion of them are young.
LupusLilium
Oooohboy. The amount of shenanigans that enlisted/lower rank people get up to is -insane-.
xuriV
I bet there's 1000x more fuckery than I could ever imagine
makeSX
Indeed. We had a empty bunk and a empty cabinet/locker for it in our room: we store all the alcohol in that and always said the guy whos ->
makeSX
Locker it, is on duty when we had an inspection.. Worked fine for the year we were there.
IamTerribleAtCreatingUserNames
It's literally fuckery 24/7 lol. I'm in the Army myself.
grumpabeme
No limes?
ImSorryIfYouGotOffended
What I never understood is, if it taste better with lime, why didn't they improve the flavour? It does kinda taste a bit blend without it.
Cranbananarama
They're in the coconuts.
onomatopoeiasoundsclunkytome
No someone drank dem bote up
CrackheadGermanShepherds
You know what pairs best with Lyme disease? Corona virus! ... I'll see myself put
H0rndog
JapCarRealGood
You best put yourself ?
WellThatsOriginal
Fruit has no place in beer...
ZoidbergIsGreat
I disagree. Love me a Radler. Or Keonenbourg 1664 Blanc. Or a Corona with extra lime
aaaaaadddvvveennnttuurrreeee
ActuallyAPirate
TheRealR0tb3rt
German here, I fully support this statement!
tulenovo
What about Weisse with a slice of lemon huh? Sincerely your Czech neighbor :)
TheRealR0tb3rt
No, cardinal sin! Never mix beer. ;)
tulenovo
Oh my, Germany was a first place I tried Radler and never came back! Call me a sinner, I'm never making it up there anyway :)
BarbedWireCatheter
Hard and fast rules have no place in alcoholism
nopost
It's best to think of Corona as it's own drink, not as real beer imo. Then its fine to put lime in it. Also, blue moon is great with orange
RelartOfGivia
Mexican beer with a lime is glorious when it's humid and hot.
Gervey
I thought it was appalling when people kept trying to put fruit in my Moon, then I tried it. I was wrong.
TerriblePokemon
60% of the time it works every time.
DangerIsMyMiddleName
Still my favourite Anchor Man quote
PhilKenSebbensLeftEye
Sex Panther by Odeon
PoopSammich
It's made with bits of real panther you know
notgoingtoarrestyou
So you know it works
notgoingtoarrestyou
"it smells like king kong's diiiick"
DudeItLooksLikeIDidntChooseAnUsername
what about the other 40% of the time?
Nuttburger
You’re gonna have a bad night that’s what
whydotheycometometodie
40% of the time it doesn’t work every time.
JonPoncho
40% of the time it works 60% of the time
Aksuuuh
40% of the time it never works.
TheMysteriousBanana
I wish I was drinking coffee when reading this so I could say I laughed to hard I spit out my coffee instead of just regular old boring spit
TerriblePokemon
Its all fun and games until Master Guns is mad at your unit and decides to do the inspection himself.
TigerSauce
I would fill the toilet, sink, and shower with bleach and lemon pledge the entire floor. My room made your eyes burn but I never failed.
orbitn
A good scotch will help
JOKERZwild86
Gentleman jack is the key
Thantos06
Rah.
Sully0811
mad magazine opened to the fold in, trust me on this one
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
Chinese field day!
Blackcloudonetyone
Then you pull out the guns and leave a bottle of whisky.
JeremyBennett
Fine cigars are acceptable as well
Subtilico
In the fridge?
thePyromanic
That's sacrilegious!
Nicalanius
A temporary sacrifice for lasting peace
Strangedays2024
It wouldn't be hard to convert a fridge a short term humidor.