How to survive an alligator attack

Jan 3, 2022 12:53 PM

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Iaimtomisbehave

Mr. Croc says: "Don't listen to this, come on down to the water and have a drink!" v

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

SaveitforQueenDoppelpoppolus

you should probably just stay out of florida anyway, even if they get rid of all of the alligators

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

westPAguy

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tumantorak

Loudly shout “Do you know who I am?!” The alligator will pause since chances are it doesn’t know you & fears you have powerful connections.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

spooktree

#2 easy there, little fella

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

totallyspambox

Sleeper hold. SLEEPER HOLD!

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Baccano2015

Give 'em the 'ole dick twist! v

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

AWarningToOthers

It also helps to not be a gazelle.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

implosion3

Only one way to handle a gator

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ptothedubs

Also be very wary of the tail. One smack with that thing and you’re down.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THESUNISPRAISED

Florida man probably

3 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

AtsaMattaForMe

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DocBenny

Never even been to Florida but yes

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Zaranthan

Fucking furries!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Starhaven350

Scalies

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Zaranthan

Scalies are a subset of furries. They're still fucking.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1