Dec 24, 2022 12:49 PM
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beerlady
This is some scary movie type shit!
Iamyouinanotherlife
Wow that’s some sci fi dystopian stuff there
camjay14
Well this is disgusting..but thats the chinese govt for ya. Hard to believe some people look up to that.
mojawa
I wonder if Chairman Pooh ever eats Honey. Like is he so insulted that he might ban it from stores.
HumbabaEpic2
*Stories
You can buy honey from stories???
Tarmaccian
Sauce? All I can find is a YouTube video with the exact text of this post. Nothing confirming context.
PutinGivingYouANeckMassage
I doubt this is a recent video. Rn no one there gives two fucks
semperknight
idk what to tell you other than maybe not create a pandemic. I saw Wuhan. You did literally everything possible to cause this pain.
ript11
So sad
Jak8714
Moments like this remind me that, while America is bad, the CCP is worse. It's good to have a little perspective in your life.
damienhalme
Huizhou* city, spelling corrected to help in case anyone wants to dig deeper
TheMajinVegeta
China is such a shitty country to live in
TeeweeAndSmashboy
Rise up, China! Down with the CCP!!
TerrenceMorgan
Think a lot of them still under their propaganda so they probably think Chinese Government is doing is right
cunninglinguist85
No PCR test?
givemeyourpointsplease
I surely hope no one commenting on this saying it is stupid as American because we have no room to talk
littlecoatfatguy
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2022/12/23/china-could-be-experiencing-37-million-daily-covid-19-infections
Myrealnameisunusual
This is some dystopian bullshit.
djangojazz
The world is so fucked up right now. I feel like all the dystopian movies are not amusing anymore.
Dopeden
scoutMoonDiver
Lisossoma
I’m not bothered with lockedowns in a democracy and based on science. But china a horrible dictatorship and their lockdowns are inhumane
fuelpergallon
Black mirror couldn’t have done it better.
Pensionar
disposabledom
I mean this was done on purpose by their evil government. "want to protest lockdowns? Cool, have fun keeping your job fuckers"
PeanutPotPlant
It’s crazy, I read that there‘s estimates that they have had 248,000,000 Covid cases in December so far
maststick
How long till someone finds a way around the system and it’s corrupted with fake qr codes?
Nathanfake
Soon
MRNate
My guess would be a few weeks ago.
cadesama
The way around the system is people not bothering. my friend doesn't have a qr code because they didn't issue them to expats.
She survives because the grocery store clerk just wave off the requirement for her.
ChalkCoatedDonut
There are corrupted QRs but they are sold to the businesses willing to pay to the authorities and corporations friendly with the regime.
URNSHOW
Be ause they probably originate from the regime.
Sheldonian
I'm guessing it checks against a central database, because that hasn't happened in 3 years
notacobra
I'm not sure if this is sarcasm or not, but subversion, hacks and fake codes are infamously prevalent
WhatzitTooya
How would you even know about it?
lljkstonefish
The party would issue a press release.
And admit any kind of defeat? Right...
BrdCdn
Yeah just like their very "honest" covid figures. Let not even start on the Chinese stock market.
underthegaydar
has the driver licence system here been corrupted by fake IDs?
spittleteets
Its corrupted *SO* covertly that you don't even notice there's corruption.
those tricky chinese (SATIRE OF RACISM)
Ruderali
They wouldnt have implemented this if there wasnt a way to corrupt it
Velv3tThunder
I'm all for taking covid seriously. But China is...well,doing what China does, unfortunately.
hollerfloozy
Have covid? No? we can fix that...
Extremes are bad. Letting the virus go rampant on your population is criminal, trying to control your whole population with fear it's too
SerenePrincess013
There's another politician who used those tactics, but I can't seem to recall his name..
LompHoofd
PosthumousExile
All I remember was that he looked like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.
And orange. Which is odd, bc you'd expect dog shit that old to have gone thru garconanokin.
DoubleSunMoonMoon
Exactly this. In Australia we held the line until we knew we had enough vaccines, and tried to lower the curve so hospitals could keep up
atrielienz
China is asshoe. Fuck Xijinpooh.
likeumreal
"I really believe they're [China] going to have it under control fairly soon." - Donald Trump, February 2020
Mcknizzle
They actually did keep tight control on it for quite a while
Maaatth
Well since there's no way to verify China's claim...
Nah it’s verifiable. China had incredibly tight restrictions on its population as covid measures
But it's still spreading and it's going to get worse and they chose not to use a vaccine so literally millions will die
They’ve abandoned the draconian lockdown measures due to mass protests. And they have actually developed a vaccine. However, it’s made in
How can you verify these claims?
Their lockdown measures were absolutely renowned widely publicized by media around the world. Entire cities were freaking locked down
kamosey
Have they tried snorting dried raccoon bollocks yet?
Draenic
Not exotic enough. They need raw white rhino balls, and the rhino needs to still be alive to siphon its masculinity away.
invenio
Correct. If it's not an endangered species, it's obviously not going to work.
SoNi2409
At least it'll become endangered a few days after they start. So there is that.
Almost as bizarre as horse de-wormer...
duramater1
Injecting sunshine or bleach?
ComehereAreyouticklish
Great.. Up next on OANN
sircowdog
Don't give them any ideas. Think of the poor trash pandas.
MutteringMisanthrope
Dried Raccoon Bollocks ......loved their 1st two albums.....
downhill after that though
Crestedtit
I think it goes without saying?! Yes, probably
BlairT1
Not raccoon though, too common. White Rhino or Narwhal or something else endangered
MapleSyrupMafia
Why do you think you've never seen a unicorn?
Why do you think I've never seen a unicorn?
How do you know I’m NOT unicorn?
SwagicalYololord
Let’s be real. It needs to be an endangered species. The more critically endangered the more potent the animal crotch.
Splitlicker
China was villainized for efforts to control Covid, now it has lifted most control measures & there's a massive outbreak. Variants incoming.
Chimichanga007
It's all about money.
They have the same variants running wild we have, no reason why there would be a higher chance for new ones popping up there
FlaminkoFactor
There's conflicting feelings w/ public health measures under autocratic regimes. I hope Chinese ppl prevail but ngl this video is depressing
Because their goverment is moronic... I'd say it's pretty fair to villainize them. Chaining doors from the outside to prevent people from >
leaving their houses let to dead people in a appartment fire... Fence around your doors... They even stole research for the vaccine from>
us (Canada joint project) and still went with a shitty vaccine that doesn't work instead of going with the evil western ones. They've done>
nothing to protect their citizens and chose to lock them up in inhumane conditons. Our dealer is full of covid cases and no one is getting>
it really bad because the majority is vaxxed and we don't have restrictions anymore.
PubstarHero
Yeah because they dont have a decent vaccine. Also you know about people starving to death in their homes? The fire that killed 10 people>
> and the CCP blamed them for "Not being strong enough" to get through the barricades they put up? People screaming from their homes "We>
> are starving!". They were rightly villanized.
Elroydb
China literally spends 1% of their GDP on COVID tests. They'd rather do this than accept a Western vaccine
pumper
It's at 1.5% already.
Warthog2
+buying everyone some Kf94 or better mask & wearing correctly would buy people more time around others & reduce transmission, need less test
TielKiri
They’re… they’re not accepting foreign vaccines??
No. It would be shameful. "Vaccine nationalism". Plus they've spent the past few years boasting about how their system is superior.
bodhitr33
But you bet Pooh bear got the best western vaccine and boosters for himself.
TimmyTimm
That number seems high. Like unbelievably high.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-05-06/china-s-regular-covid-testing-to-cost-1-8-of-gdp-nomura-says
NeoAcario
Holy shit.. it's closer to 2% ?!?!
whereisdannymo
agreed. I do not believe that figure.
LAMovieDesign
Yeah, because it’s actually closer to 2%. True story.
ReasonablySorryButNotTooMuch
The original idea was to test 70% of the population every two days, which would end up at ~200,000,000,000 tests annually. Pretty expensive.
So much trash generated.
drgonzo67
Recent reports (not official, of course) state they have 250 MILLION positives this month alone, so maybe it's not that unbelievable...
ImAFoxButNotReally
But they do have a vaccine that works
Neorago
Their vaccine has not worked that well since the first variant....and even then it lagged behind Pfizer/Moderna.
OmnesMundiLardum
It "works" but not as well
HeShallKnowYourWaysAsIfBornToThem
It works as well as a Chairman Mao meal plan.
I had two and my immunity was fine. Then I had to more of Moderna.
ReturnOfActionCheese
Having trouble controlling an outbreak? Lets get everyone together in a huge crowd and have them breathing heavily
travisflagg61411
That's exactly the point. Nationwide lockdown is no longer tenable so making everyone get it as soon as possible is the plan. Who dies, dies
FinnTrollen
This.
Ididntcomehereforthis
Make sure to pull your mask down so you can breathe better...
thundercactus
"How are we gonna get covid? Government said we have ZERO cases"
OverMyDadBody
You're so right , this is a reckless and stupid mandate on so many levels.
Rogahar
So pretty on brand for the CCP.
UmAcshually
Only if you assume the primary intention is to reduce infections. If you assume that the country is performing a social experiment...
I'm not into conteos, I rather think it's just theincompetence, stupidity, miserliness, misplaced self-validation and greed of their leaders
awesomazing89
every single thing China has done to handle Covid seems like batshit insanity. Covid is a non-issue for the rest of the world now
dudfey
“Why control it when I can just deny it exists?” - self proclaimed free thinkers
bamcobra
Come on Donald. I thought even you finally got past that.
Sonicschilidogs
I didn't know Florida was actually in China ...
Goldensands
Oh it’s definitely in America.
China: 1 covid case, 0 covid case, 1 covid case, 0 covid case.
pandemicmodedad
North america: Who knows how many cases we have. let the old people and young kids die to find out. Also most hospitals are overcrowded.
If you've followed Chinas response, NA seems brilliant be comparison.
Emiliardo
If your entire population is dead. You get zero covid cases.
RandyRandalman
In reality it's not even remotely about covid. Like....not even a little.
vandan117
Population control?
Minitokiwarsid
The world already had a working vaccine, but they didn't want it so... darwin?
RussianBlueJay
In Korea people died in a stampede to see a celebrity, here people die to keep their job. Different madness. Same but different still same.
Ialwayspick69whenipickajerseynumber
Isnt that just china all the time?
interesseret
Some with masks down as well. Truly beautiful.
mrose50
Can't breath well in a mask when jogging and if you tried you'd just be overpowering the mask with your heavy breathing and make it useless.
AFaceOnlyAMotherCouldLove
I literally ran 12 miles in N95 masks. You’re just a pansy.
But then they'll be beast at running without a mask later.
SlickWithaLimerick
I've done manual labor in N95's for years stop being a baby.
If they're even close to remotely fit, they can easily jog a short distance properly wearing a KF94 mask or better.
Deoxyribonucleicacidwashedgenes
I mean, firefighters do some pretty physical shit with heavier masks than N95s.
They have scba gear on (air tank) so it's not a good comparison. They have alot of gear on in general though.
beerlady
This is some scary movie type shit!
Iamyouinanotherlife
Wow that’s some sci fi dystopian stuff there
camjay14
Well this is disgusting..but thats the chinese govt for ya. Hard to believe some people look up to that.
mojawa
I wonder if Chairman Pooh ever eats Honey. Like is he so insulted that he might ban it from stores.
HumbabaEpic2
*Stories
mojawa
You can buy honey from stories???
Tarmaccian
Sauce? All I can find is a YouTube video with the exact text of this post. Nothing confirming context.
PutinGivingYouANeckMassage
I doubt this is a recent video. Rn no one there gives two fucks
semperknight
idk what to tell you other than maybe not create a pandemic. I saw Wuhan. You did literally everything possible to cause this pain.
ript11
So sad
Jak8714
Moments like this remind me that, while America is bad, the CCP is worse. It's good to have a little perspective in your life.
damienhalme
Huizhou* city, spelling corrected to help in case anyone wants to dig deeper
TheMajinVegeta
China is such a shitty country to live in
TeeweeAndSmashboy
Rise up, China! Down with the CCP!!
TerrenceMorgan
Think a lot of them still under their propaganda so they probably think Chinese Government is doing is right
cunninglinguist85
No PCR test?
givemeyourpointsplease
I surely hope no one commenting on this saying it is stupid as American because we have no room to talk
littlecoatfatguy
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2022/12/23/china-could-be-experiencing-37-million-daily-covid-19-infections
Myrealnameisunusual
This is some dystopian bullshit.
djangojazz
The world is so fucked up right now. I feel like all the dystopian movies are not amusing anymore.
Dopeden
scoutMoonDiver
Lisossoma
I’m not bothered with lockedowns in a democracy and based on science. But china a horrible dictatorship and their lockdowns are inhumane
fuelpergallon
Black mirror couldn’t have done it better.
Pensionar
disposabledom
I mean this was done on purpose by their evil government. "want to protest lockdowns? Cool, have fun keeping your job fuckers"
PeanutPotPlant
It’s crazy, I read that there‘s estimates that they have had 248,000,000 Covid cases in December so far
maststick
How long till someone finds a way around the system and it’s corrupted with fake qr codes?
Nathanfake
Soon
MRNate
My guess would be a few weeks ago.
cadesama
The way around the system is people not bothering. my friend doesn't have a qr code because they didn't issue them to expats.
cadesama
She survives because the grocery store clerk just wave off the requirement for her.
ChalkCoatedDonut
There are corrupted QRs but they are sold to the businesses willing to pay to the authorities and corporations friendly with the regime.
URNSHOW
Be ause they probably originate from the regime.
Sheldonian
I'm guessing it checks against a central database, because that hasn't happened in 3 years
notacobra
I'm not sure if this is sarcasm or not, but subversion, hacks and fake codes are infamously prevalent
WhatzitTooya
How would you even know about it?
lljkstonefish
The party would issue a press release.
WhatzitTooya
And admit any kind of defeat? Right...
BrdCdn
Yeah just like their very "honest" covid figures. Let not even start on the Chinese stock market.
underthegaydar
has the driver licence system here been corrupted by fake IDs?
spittleteets
Its corrupted *SO* covertly that you don't even notice there's corruption.
underthegaydar
those tricky chinese (SATIRE OF RACISM)
Ruderali
They wouldnt have implemented this if there wasnt a way to corrupt it
Velv3tThunder
I'm all for taking covid seriously. But China is...well,doing what China does, unfortunately.
hollerfloozy
Have covid? No? we can fix that...
Sheldonian
Extremes are bad. Letting the virus go rampant on your population is criminal, trying to control your whole population with fear it's too
SerenePrincess013
There's another politician who used those tactics, but I can't seem to recall his name..
LompHoofd
LompHoofd
PosthumousExile
All I remember was that he looked like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.
SerenePrincess013
And orange. Which is odd, bc you'd expect dog shit that old to have gone thru garconanokin.
DoubleSunMoonMoon
Exactly this. In Australia we held the line until we knew we had enough vaccines, and tried to lower the curve so hospitals could keep up
atrielienz
China is asshoe. Fuck Xijinpooh.
likeumreal
"I really believe they're [China] going to have it under control fairly soon." - Donald Trump, February 2020
Mcknizzle
They actually did keep tight control on it for quite a while
Maaatth
Well since there's no way to verify China's claim...
Mcknizzle
Nah it’s verifiable. China had incredibly tight restrictions on its population as covid measures
likeumreal
But it's still spreading and it's going to get worse and they chose not to use a vaccine so literally millions will die
Mcknizzle
They’ve abandoned the draconian lockdown measures due to mass protests. And they have actually developed a vaccine. However, it’s made in
Maaatth
How can you verify these claims?
Mcknizzle
Their lockdown measures were absolutely renowned widely publicized by media around the world. Entire cities were freaking locked down
kamosey
Have they tried snorting dried raccoon bollocks yet?
Draenic
Not exotic enough. They need raw white rhino balls, and the rhino needs to still be alive to siphon its masculinity away.
invenio
Correct. If it's not an endangered species, it's obviously not going to work.
SoNi2409
At least it'll become endangered a few days after they start. So there is that.
Myrealnameisunusual
Almost as bizarre as horse de-wormer...
duramater1
Injecting sunshine or bleach?
ComehereAreyouticklish
Great.. Up next on OANN
sircowdog
Don't give them any ideas. Think of the poor trash pandas.
MutteringMisanthrope
Dried Raccoon Bollocks ......loved their 1st two albums.....
lljkstonefish
downhill after that though
Crestedtit
I think it goes without saying?! Yes, probably
BlairT1
Not raccoon though, too common. White Rhino or Narwhal or something else endangered
MapleSyrupMafia
Why do you think you've never seen a unicorn?
lljkstonefish
Why do you think I've never seen a unicorn?
BlairT1
How do you know I’m NOT unicorn?
SwagicalYololord
Let’s be real. It needs to be an endangered species. The more critically endangered the more potent the animal crotch.
Splitlicker
China was villainized for efforts to control Covid, now it has lifted most control measures & there's a massive outbreak. Variants incoming.
Chimichanga007
It's all about money.
PutinGivingYouANeckMassage
They have the same variants running wild we have, no reason why there would be a higher chance for new ones popping up there
FlaminkoFactor
There's conflicting feelings w/ public health measures under autocratic regimes. I hope Chinese ppl prevail but ngl this video is depressing
MapleSyrupMafia
Because their goverment is moronic... I'd say it's pretty fair to villainize them. Chaining doors from the outside to prevent people from >
MapleSyrupMafia
leaving their houses let to dead people in a appartment fire... Fence around your doors... They even stole research for the vaccine from>
MapleSyrupMafia
us (Canada joint project) and still went with a shitty vaccine that doesn't work instead of going with the evil western ones. They've done>
MapleSyrupMafia
nothing to protect their citizens and chose to lock them up in inhumane conditons. Our dealer is full of covid cases and no one is getting>
MapleSyrupMafia
it really bad because the majority is vaxxed and we don't have restrictions anymore.
PubstarHero
Yeah because they dont have a decent vaccine. Also you know about people starving to death in their homes? The fire that killed 10 people>
PubstarHero
> and the CCP blamed them for "Not being strong enough" to get through the barricades they put up? People screaming from their homes "We>
PubstarHero
> are starving!". They were rightly villanized.
Splitlicker
Elroydb
China literally spends 1% of their GDP on COVID tests. They'd rather do this than accept a Western vaccine
pumper
It's at 1.5% already.
Warthog2
+buying everyone some Kf94 or better mask & wearing correctly would buy people more time around others & reduce transmission, need less test
TielKiri
They’re… they’re not accepting foreign vaccines??
SoNi2409
No. It would be shameful. "Vaccine nationalism". Plus they've spent the past few years boasting about how their system is superior.
bodhitr33
But you bet Pooh bear got the best western vaccine and boosters for himself.
TimmyTimm
That number seems high. Like unbelievably high.
Elroydb
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-05-06/china-s-regular-covid-testing-to-cost-1-8-of-gdp-nomura-says
NeoAcario
Holy shit.. it's closer to 2% ?!?!
whereisdannymo
agreed. I do not believe that figure.
LAMovieDesign
Yeah, because it’s actually closer to 2%. True story.
ReasonablySorryButNotTooMuch
The original idea was to test 70% of the population every two days, which would end up at ~200,000,000,000 tests annually. Pretty expensive.
pumper
So much trash generated.
drgonzo67
Recent reports (not official, of course) state they have 250 MILLION positives this month alone, so maybe it's not that unbelievable...
ImAFoxButNotReally
But they do have a vaccine that works
Neorago
Their vaccine has not worked that well since the first variant....and even then it lagged behind Pfizer/Moderna.
OmnesMundiLardum
It "works" but not as well
HeShallKnowYourWaysAsIfBornToThem
It works as well as a Chairman Mao meal plan.
ImAFoxButNotReally
I had two and my immunity was fine. Then I had to more of Moderna.
ReturnOfActionCheese
Having trouble controlling an outbreak? Lets get everyone together in a huge crowd and have them breathing heavily
travisflagg61411
That's exactly the point. Nationwide lockdown is no longer tenable so making everyone get it as soon as possible is the plan. Who dies, dies
FinnTrollen
This.
Ididntcomehereforthis
Make sure to pull your mask down so you can breathe better...
thundercactus
"How are we gonna get covid? Government said we have ZERO cases"
OverMyDadBody
You're so right , this is a reckless and stupid mandate on so many levels.
Rogahar
So pretty on brand for the CCP.
UmAcshually
Only if you assume the primary intention is to reduce infections. If you assume that the country is performing a social experiment...
OverMyDadBody
I'm not into conteos, I rather think it's just theincompetence, stupidity, miserliness, misplaced self-validation and greed of their leaders
awesomazing89
every single thing China has done to handle Covid seems like batshit insanity. Covid is a non-issue for the rest of the world now
dudfey
“Why control it when I can just deny it exists?” - self proclaimed free thinkers
bamcobra
Come on Donald. I thought even you finally got past that.
Sonicschilidogs
I didn't know Florida was actually in China ...
Goldensands
Oh it’s definitely in America.
MapleSyrupMafia
China: 1 covid case, 0 covid case, 1 covid case, 0 covid case.
pandemicmodedad
North america: Who knows how many cases we have. let the old people and young kids die to find out. Also most hospitals are overcrowded.
BrdCdn
If you've followed Chinas response, NA seems brilliant be comparison.
Emiliardo
If your entire population is dead. You get zero covid cases.
RandyRandalman
In reality it's not even remotely about covid. Like....not even a little.
vandan117
Population control?
Minitokiwarsid
The world already had a working vaccine, but they didn't want it so... darwin?
RussianBlueJay
In Korea people died in a stampede to see a celebrity, here people die to keep their job. Different madness. Same but different still same.
Ialwayspick69whenipickajerseynumber
Isnt that just china all the time?
interesseret
Some with masks down as well. Truly beautiful.
mrose50
Can't breath well in a mask when jogging and if you tried you'd just be overpowering the mask with your heavy breathing and make it useless.
AFaceOnlyAMotherCouldLove
I literally ran 12 miles in N95 masks. You’re just a pansy.
MapleSyrupMafia
But then they'll be beast at running without a mask later.
SlickWithaLimerick
I've done manual labor in N95's for years stop being a baby.
Warthog2
If they're even close to remotely fit, they can easily jog a short distance properly wearing a KF94 mask or better.
Deoxyribonucleicacidwashedgenes
I mean, firefighters do some pretty physical shit with heavier masks than N95s.
BrdCdn
They have scba gear on (air tank) so it's not a good comparison. They have alot of gear on in general though.