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Do i get some pixels in a special arrangement for this?
Apr 1, 2025 10:52 PM
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Do i get some pixels in a special arrangement for this?
nojustsayitdont
You should get some special pixels. Hopefully they will be honey flavored.
OperatorWay
accountttt
Only if youre a bee
graehall
This feels overly simplistic and like the kind of thing the worst people you know who say and do the worst things would quote, do not like
emu314159127001
Give not that which is holy to dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.
Betterbecauseofthem
Some people not only want to eat shit, but also want to roll around in it
upsidedownyhead
Hamster day? Has that got anything to do with the site's font being comic sans suddenly?
welcometothedystopia
Because today is Christmas!
historycat
One on one discussion? Sure. No point discussing bad faith arguments.
But in a public forum? Some haven't decided whether to be flies or bees yet.
andexer
And the discussion might be good for an uninvolved party reading the thread. Someone that doesn't yet have a stance.
MrBlueSands
Flies like shit. It's nutritious to them. But sometimes you meet a bee that thinks it's a fly, and you try to help.
CedricDur
But honey is not better than shit. Honey suits the bees, shit suits the flies.
TheConnArtist
It also helped me to stop engaging with the trash online. They want attention and I'm not giving it anymore.
TZO2k15
That's because bees and flies are not human, so of COURSE the bee doesn't explain honey's magnificence over shit, because from both their perspectives it's still magnificent!
I, for one, would hate myself if I lost all curiosity to learn something new, especially if it's something I don't understand, people without the curiosity to understand their world, are missing out!
But not with hamster day, nah, you could bypass it if you want, it's fun and lighthearted, but it's not the end if you do.
WhattaMattahYou
Not your toilet, not your shit.
LurkingSarcasm
Not to be that guy but flies can't make honey, and there's always shit
Yarnham1
That aint doing the flies any favors, which I suppose makes the analogy even better!
FiftyShadesOfBroccoli
Also, flies only seek out dung or carrion to lay their eggs. The adult flies live off nectar and pollen as well as other sugary foods. Like nearly all flying insects. Their larvae eat all sorts of things, but the adults need glucose to sustain their energy-draining mode of flight.
doesanybodyactuallyreadthesethings
Ahh yes…that’s why I plant flowers in my garden. For all the flies.
BenjyX55
This is great advice until the flies become numerous enough to coerce the bees into eating shit.
PolarHailStorm
Except the bees do that hug thing where they vibrate at obscene temperatures and cook the motherfuckers.
MrStrigidae
Problem is everyone believes they're a bee
idiotsonfire
But the flies aren't that numerous and only have 1/5th the total population of insects in the area, and only scream and cry that loud.
idiotsonfire
Its a trick. Don't listen to the flies. They're still eating shit, and lying to you about the taste, and how many there are of them.
BurningVeryImportantThings
You know how the grass always seems greener on the other side? Well, they don't make fertilizer with honey...
MCpeepantz
Yeah, no shit...
WwwhyYouNoLikeMe
but they could. and it would be much more effective too... it's just that shit is cheaper and much more abundant.
JoschiGray
Honey doesn't contain the necessary nutrients for a good fertilizer.