I forgot why I saved this

Jun 28, 2025 2:19 AM

TheReturnOfMadJuan

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You're breeding raptors?

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you forgot, but i didn't...

1 day ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Was it for the song

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

That motherfucker was packed in there tight!

18 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

/a/9x6pFBr sup

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1 day ago | Likes 165 Dislikes 2

All I heard was "put them dookies on the floor" over and over. Kinda banger.

16 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

they must have scientists researching the worst songs to overlay

15 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Jesus christ that song is terrible

16 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

what the FUCK

55 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my god, her poor ostrich giny.

21 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ostrich farm?

1 day ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#ostrichstrong

4 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why the fuck do you need an incubator when the ostrich is right there??

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1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

‘They’ not ‘it’. They’re a little sentient being not a thing.

23 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

It had another one in there?? How many do they lay??

18 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I grew up near an ostrich/ emu farm. Huge tourist attraction. Lived there for 25 years and never went.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've always wanted to go to one. The closest one to me is a 6hr-8hr drive. Depending on traffic.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I take back my previous comment. It'd be a 3-hour to 4-hour drive for me. And it's the same place you sent me ! Lol.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ostrich meat and egg are supposed to be super good for you! You should go. They have been doing it sustainably for decades. Small family farmers. Two thumbs up.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

-1 for animal abuse post.

19 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Messed up to not only take it from its mom but to help it hatch, wtf

1 day ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 2

Well. It's probably going to be food. So it doesn't get less messed up from here.

23 hours ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

I doubt it. This bird was hand raised by a person, inside their actual home, and bonded with their pet dog

20 hours ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Yeah, we do that on farms, and then we eat the animals anyway. 🤷‍♀️ It's just how it goes.

14 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We had a pet turkey when I was little. It used to climb up my dad and sit on his shoulder like a parrot. When it reached maturity it started attacking my father and brother (never me and my mother for some reason). One day I came home to find a bowl of turkey meat on the counter. Peeper had attacked Dad again and when Dad hit him with the rake he was holding, it broke. So he shot Peeper.

15 hours ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Put that back!

1 day ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 2

How dare you

18 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

10

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19 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wow. That is an old memory unlocked

9 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would have thought it laid them on the ground. Do they survive that drop in the wild? Is it a crap-shoot based on how grassy the area is?

1 day ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Every cooking show or someone trying to cook. Have a hard time cracking open ostrich eggs. Many have to use a carpenter hammer.

1 day ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I seem to recall that those eggs have surprisingly tough shells compared to smaller fowl.

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I've broken drill bits trying to empty them and prep them as educational artifacts.

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is an ostrich meat farm.

1 day ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

Delicious.

1 day ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 11

That's why it is not with his mother.

1 day ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yes

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's it taste like

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

chicken. sry

22 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

It's red meat, and it's pretty tasty.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Like ostrich probably

23 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not after it comes out your butt.

21 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s good, somewhere between pork and beef but not as dense, lean, with a mild taste.

23 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Really good actually. Both Ostrich and Kangaroo (yes, really) are tasty as all hell.

21 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

There is a place near me that sells exotic jerkies and they have had both of those. It really is good.

18 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's pretty good. Lean, no overly strong flavors, a fairly healthy meat. But like all meats you wanna make sure they raise them ethically.

23 hours ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Back in the late 1900s I went to a place near the Smithsonian Zoo that sold an Ostrich Burger and it was delicious.

22 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Did you have to phrase it like that? That’s harsh.

18 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only had it one time, it's pretty yummy.

19 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Let's see if it can hatch naturally" *rips eggshell open* lmao

1 day ago | Likes 368 Dislikes 2

Tbf they did say normally which doesn't help their case but not verbatim

1 day ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

As a homesteader, I've lost a few birds this way. It's always so hard watching them struggle past the 24 hr mark. I've also saved some doing this. All about timing

19 hours ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I don't know shit about birds and bird health, just thought the juxtaposition (?) of those frames was funny. I figure if they're hatching ostriches and have incubators and stuff, that they're doing it right and safe.

17 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ye ripping open eggshell is cringe. Itsvan important step for the hatching.

20 hours ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

It's an*

20 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Letting them crack it themselves is important, they come out when they're ready - and they crack it from the inside out while you could only crack it by pushing inwards from outside, which risks hurting them.

Once it's cracked, though, all the shell does is make the chick struggle and spend vital energy on getting out.

You have to be careful peeling because sometimes bits of shell can stick to the hatchling, but you actually give them a better chance of making it past their first 24 hours.

14 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The first mistake was ripping it away from its mother.

1 day ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 9

Wow. Do you not know how food works?

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 11

What does food have to do with this specific ostrich egg being hatched naturally?

1 day ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Domestication of animals for food and efficiency. If you eat any sort of animal product humans have intervened.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9

Yeah, that’s not what we’re talking about here. We are talking about this specific ostrich.

23 hours ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Iirc, it's actually the father emu that sits on and then cares for the hatchlings

22 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Uh, you Cannot let the mother raise their young if you have domestic Emus. They need to be raised away from a parent and other emus and adjusted to humans. Otherwise, they will constantly attack their owners.

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think this one is an ostrich. Emu eggs are green, and there are ostriches in the back of the video. But probably need to be raised the same

6 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My bad, but I guess they would be similar also.

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eh. I don't know the setup here but ostriches and emus are often removed for various reasons. Incubators have a higher success rate. If there are multiple males In pens they have a habit of destroying eggs/young. Birds are super brutal. Don't make the mistake of anthropomorphizing birds. They're not kittens and puppies. I grew up with emus. If you want to know more I can continue.

20 hours ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Not everything survives in nature.

20 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 18

... Duh?

20 hours ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

That was the whole point of the original comment is it being natural. Taking the egg away, isn’t natural, even if it saves its life.

20 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 18

I'm here for it, if you'd like to continue.

15 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Literal dinosaurs.

18 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's horrible! Thank God we never have to go to war with them!

7 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The mother had bird AIDS and couldn't breastfeed, shows what you know

1 day ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 9

Nope. That unfortunately is still natural. Nature kills a lot.

1 day ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 9

I don't think ostriches breastfeeding is natural, bird aids or no

11 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

'Breastfeed'?

1 day ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 6

Well technically they are right. It can't breastfeed.

18 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I know, right? That's an ostrich, not a pelican.

22 hours ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0