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@RedTailedHawk & @GrilledSpamNCheeze
My blacklight reactant space art
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Potato tax
Bonus @tinyoctopus Bento Box tax.
2fligh2high
LetTheWorldBurnSinceNoOneFFFingCares
I want #11 for my roommate! Do you have a print of that?
CyanideBreathMint
#11 ba da da da daa, I’m lovin’ it ;)
trigonman3
@op Baby potato is thriving on the back patio.
xurs
#15 I'm fairly certain this is a bag, not a box
jimfalconer611
I for one, welcome our butt stuff overlords
EverNotRelevant
OptimisticMisanthrope
#9 Clearly Saturn is God's favorite. Have you seen the size of the ring he gave her?
thegoldengod87
#7 really makes you think…
JazzyGaming22
#6 considering most people pronounce it wrong, I think a science teacher would be ok
OriginalAndWitty
Yeah, say it like 'Your-uh-niss' instead of 'your anus' for starters.
GutsTheStruggler
#3 A hurtful reminder I have zero time to play No Man's Sky anymore, let alone game much at all
Vergenbuurg
#1 Chris Hadfield is one of the coolest astronauts ever. https://youtu.be/KaOC9danxNo
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DiscountMentat
#6 this is not true. Our humor matches our students'.
PipePistoleer
#10 I read the 4th sentence as .BAT Files. I’m a nerd
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
#6 that's why I pronounce it the Greek way as best as I can "oo-rah-noose"
cryborg
Mjaubiz
I love that the scientist went all that way to take a picture of our galaxy among the other galaxies. The picture is not valid anymore though, being 13 billion years old.
qtRaven
alanthomassays
#3 gonna need some more information about this one
AntaNce
It is cool and, yeah. dot
H2ONerd
This cat is also Potato.
RedTailedHawk
#2 😀
Surullian
#2
McScotious
#3 Glastronaut
Skr121
#9 then I feel pretty dang on good about being here!
PipePistoleer
#9 who took the picture tho
GermanSausagesAreTheWurst
miked854
#13
VCross13
TinyOctopus
Here is Chessie as a bebe.
GutsTheStruggler
LEMME TOUCHY DA EARS
Rumple5kin
BottomShelfVodka
Omg. Those ears go for DAYS!! ❤️
WisconsinCentral2714
Why the name Chessie, may I ask?
zombiejedediah
Frank was taken
TinyOctopus
HillOfBeans
Neat!!
WisconsinCentral2714
NGL, that's the first thing that comes to mind when I hear the name, was just wondering if it was related. RIP the M1 Turbines, that 1/2
WisconsinCentral2714
proposed Chessie streamliner would have been a hell of a thing
FlyingGiantElk
#9 just imagine if 1% of those galaxies had life forms like us. There could have been the most beautiful music, the most unhinged shitposts, and we would have no way of experiencing that.
Fortunately, we have BSV.
sundaymondayhippyday
BSV?
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
Butt Stuff Values
mohavewolfpup
If they are two legged, better be anthros. Had my fill of what passes as a life form here for many lifetimes….
punderstorm
In this planets defense, MOST of the lifeforms are just fine, it's just one "intelligent" lifeform that's an issue
tryyshokk
#1 i really, really want to experiance a zero g swimming pool. I know it will never happen but damn that would be cool.
EverNotRelevant
You would drown so fast.
wildebeestsarepeopletoo
Ever seen the pool scene in the Passengers movie with Jennifer Lawrence?
Septcanmat
No, you absolutely do not. Notice how the water likes to form a big ball around his fist? K, now imagine it doing that around your head. And it’s not like you’ll be able to control it. You will *not* be able to swim away from it. The surface tension means that it will stick to you, and pull itself all around you. You can’t escape it. It will very quickly engulf you, and then you will drown.
malexmatt
Or you swim out and shake your head. Surface tension is a strong enough force to do funky things in zero G but not THAT strong.
Septcanmat
No, you *can’t* swim out. That’s the problem. Plus, water is extremely heavy, and without gravity, it’s all weighing in and compressing on *you*. You will not be able to get enough clearance from it to shake it off.
EverNotRelevant
Why would it be compressing, there's no gravity to create pressure.
Septcanmat
Everything has gravity. In the absence of a planet’s gravity, you and the water will still be exhibiting gravitational forces on each other - and those will be the dominant gravitational forces (the water will also be gravitationally attracted to itself).
tryyshokk
That compression would be no different than diving to the bottom of a pool. Also you could go in with a scuba tank the first time just in case. Would be a fascinating study of fluid dynamics.
Septcanmat
A scuba tank definitely makes it more viable. But you’re still going to have the problem of becoming essentially trapped by the water once you’re inside. Without gravity pulling it down you’re going to struggle to break the surface tension and get yourself out.
mksu
Can we do butt stuff and get a crunchwrap or do we have to choose?
stouffer
A 'crunchwrap' is just butt stuff with arthritis.
thepicklebucket
Crunchy, for her pleasure
gimmethatbecks
Might be worth making the choice, respectfully
JimPrescott
You can do both but only in one order. Never do anal after taco bell
Gayforbae
Honestly. After doing some intense crisco discoing nothings better than shitty taco bell.
EverNotRelevant
...extra lube.
ITNinjaGirl
Never go ass to taco.
pleaseuseotherdoor
Never go taco to ass.
Pyrowolf1
I dunno, I feel like the taco bell will help you clean out so the anal is safer
Gayforbae
Thats not how cleaning out works.