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I know it’s creepy, but...
So they have to give me a pat-down. Male or female, doesn’t matter. It just feels like a victory over the TSA.
Oct 29, 2017 4:18 PM
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So they have to give me a pat-down. Male or female, doesn’t matter. It just feels like a victory over the TSA.
Flashcharlie
Congrats on getting touched.
NormalPerson10
It's as close to sex as you'll ever get
ColdHandsWarmHeart
"Gunpowder, nitroglycerin, notepads, fuses, wicks, glue, and... paper clips - big ones. You know, office supplies."
OddSam93
Well, at least you're making them work for their salary .
occasionalconfessions
I hope by making them do the crappy part of the job often, it will make them talk to higher-ups & eventually stop imposing it on everyone.
CptButtbeard
i dont even have to do that. i get picked out for "random" patdowns pretty much 100% of time
Zippla
Same. Except im the white guy to show they arent profiling you.
CptButtbeard
i'm a Caucasian male as well. have been on an airplane 4 times now, been patted down 4 times
DanTuker
Is this not a form of sexual harassment?
occasionalconfessions
It’s not for gratification. I just don’t wanna be pat down by someone gross. I do want to make the job unpleasant, to make them want change.
DanTuker
Damn, i stand corrected. +1
itseasierbeingaslut
Fuck you. Wasting everyone elses time
occasionalconfessions
In my experience they take people aside for pat-downs and another agent continues to let other people through.
WeatherWiz
Now I’m gunna assume everyone who take forever is just trying to cop a feel lmao!
LetTheWholeWorldBurn
Or feel a cop! (I’m sorry)
WeatherWiz
Lmao
Moonhoof
Fuck the TSA. Wasting everyone's time.
itseasierbeingaslut
Are you dumb? Yes they don't catch shit. But there is a reason people don't try take rifles on planes now.
Moonhoof
And the TSA isn't that reason.
itseasierbeingaslut
ah isnt it, what is it then? Air port security around the world deters people. that is their role.
Moonhoof
Airport Security does, TSA is so much more than that. Needless theatricals and hilariously stupid checks that deter nothing.