NegasonicAdultEMP
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Sep 11, 2025 9:55 PM
NegasonicAdultEMP
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90sLego
#30 "Six drugs? It's been more than that."
TheDreadPirateMontoya
#6 is Jane Turner (Kath from Kath & Kim) on an Aussie sketch show called Fast Forward - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aElG1Mqncp0
icurays1
#3 literally everyone 15 min after complaining about their edible
tavinjer
#16 in case you can’t hear it: https://youtu.be/mw2kKyJu9gY&t=120
fnordy
#27 Dude's making the rest of us look like chumps.
keillrandor
#45 (Plus the other one). That pipe must suffer from severe pier pressure.
NumptyDumptyLump
#34 Ew gross. That was a co-worker. "I've explored my emotions." "I use the 54321 method." Fuck outta here! Nice dump +1
NKato
#2: if dragons pooped and were mountable (like dragoons), the thing hardly anyone discusses is the fact that dragon shit would absolutely be used in castle sieges.
#3: lol
myotteraccount
#14 being able to spontaneously generate lizards makes it at least 5000% cooler than chatgpt. Like a lizard how cool is that? You'll even be so distracted by the lizard you won't notice it didn't actually answer your question.
Loangod
#12 …coaxed?
Skawomplious
That one PhD student is really persuasive when she leans over a petri dish.
derdax
#1 and a "Love" sign in the bedroom
vigilante397
#6 so like, am I getting old, or is grocery store music legit getting really good?
gbtuba04
"No Regrets"; those are the words I live by. That, and "Everybody Wang Chung Tonight".
tavinjer
I’m going to say b but I think we both know it can be both.
TheWheelIsSpinningButTheMouseIsDead
This is a solid dump @OP. Hope you have your poop knife at the ready!
xypotion
#42 type tray! I love those. Very good use on display here. ❤️
AbelardSnazz
my dad was a printer and when the business closed he couldn't find a buyer for a lot of the actual machinery, but those went like hot-cakes - we had one on the wall filled with my mum's collection of Wade whimsies
ThrowAwayAcct0000
#9 is the sort of thing I send to my 17-yr-old son. He usually just responds, "Mom WTF!" Hahahahahaha
TJManyon
#15 Kinda want to know what book.
shitheadtookmyname
#4 do people really not know thick women have been the beauty standard for pretty much all of history except the 1970s-2000s?
PossumPoop
Do people not know that 1901 was in the twentieth century?
Trelfar
#1 SLEEP. REPEAT.
RainCityRogue
#8 which Catholic school is this?
myotteraccount
#2
bekkayya
funny and also key to how firey dragon farts might happen. Usually the glands are in the throat, so something akin to acid reflux might cause combustibles to travel down its intestines and become explosive. Butt what then would light it? if a child asks you a question dont say "i dont know" have some fun with it! thats why they're asking!
QuanticChaos
I've always liked the concept that it's a reactive chemical that ignites when it comes in contact with oxygen.
bekkayya
which adds additional questions. Is the inside of their throat armored to resist the heat? Is it filled with nitrogen? Does it give them a scratchy voice like after a rough vape? love this stuff its why I DM
pareidoliaperson
#3 It affects* me too.
NegasonicAdultEMP
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlYTF4Y21zZHp6MDEyaDZ1b2ZnZnZ1aXJjbnZraGp1eGg0emJzaGFleCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/p3hZ9PbhVBO9gM6LoE/200w.mp4
TheFrostyFox
#37 Soon...
GoburinNeko
Oh god...are muppets gloves or mittens?
NegasonicAdultEMP
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlcTQxZDg1eTV1OHQ3c2RrdmdhMGlidWRobWliczRpdmtmczd4cGZ6aCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/KpAPQVW9lWnWU/200w.mp4
GoburinNeko
If Edward Scissorhands had Muppets instead of scissors, would they all have their own pair of scissors or would they just have to share 1 big pair?
NegasonicAdultEMP
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlbnk0dWRyazFueW13em01cHJueGRlMnlsYzdld2kwazk2MWJyeDUzMSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/7XiLpBIzlJKfi07mI5/200w.mp4
byronwilliams4010
#1 I can't wait to see what signs each of them decide to hang in the bedroom.
onlymostofthetime
#6 yup this is exactly me with mr jones and me by the counting crows.
hsalonen3000
DukeDarkwood
Some colleges don't even HAVE dragon studies.
Saxytimes
#13 I read this in the same voice as in that Star Trek episode where an alien referred to humans as "UGLY BAGS OF MOSTLY WATER!"
Wobbleding
Meanwhile, over in the other "Star"-in-the-name sci-fi universe: https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.2318572865.3274/flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg
ObscureStarWarsReference
They're made out of Meat. https://youtu.be/7tScAyNaRdQ?si=KWwIqgBk5MQhw06U
DukeDarkwood
Singing meat?
psouza4
I'm not sure they know what "perfectly preserved" means 👀
TimesNewLogan
Sometimes, I wish I could travel to places in photos like the beach pics. Or at least know where they are. But then I remember there are thousands, if not millions, of such places, just waiting to be found around the world. The idea of seeing one when I least expect it makes each day an adventure, that I might see something breathtakingly beautiful when I least expect it.
GigiDundas
Travel is great but it's even greater to find the beauty all around you in your everyday life. I hope you can always find the beauty friend.
AL72753101
You use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore!
NegasonicAdultEMP
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Skawomplious
I travel a fair bit, I see a lot of cool shit. I have never ever experienced anything like the feeling those pics have when I wasn't tripping balls.
Use this information only for good.
MungChomper69420
#15 so the old man confronted him and he still didn't escape before the cops show up? That must been a damn good mythology book!
Medievalpeasant1215
He could have stolen the book, he was there to steal.
Sodatwigg
Well that would just be rude!
NightOwlRally
Probably the Skáldskaparmál, I know that would work on me.
Ihug
Gli Dei alle sei. L'Iliade all'ora dell'aperitivo by Giovanni Nucci who examines The Iliad from the point of view of the gods while highlighting the interpretative power of the epic work to understand current events.
TimesNewLogan
"Dude, do you know how Aphrodite was born?!"
MungChomper69420
Now that you mention it how'd Medusa get a little nookie when she wanted it?
DWolf
I'm assuming from behind and not facing the mirror.
amp99
#21
DanimalRC
This is healthy parenting.
I mean … I think … I have no kids, sssooooo …
BrockEffingSamson
The healthiest form of parenting!