I see no choice but to resign...

Jan 10, 2021 2:42 PM

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2021/01/09/trump-cabinet-resignations-death-star/

It is with a heavy heart and a deep sense of responsibility that I must submit my resignation, effective immediately, from my post on this Death Star. However, I see no other choice.
Now is the time for all of us to stand up from our posts and do what is right.
It’s been an honor to work on this Death Star. I love the aesthetic. I love how I’ve been able to pursue my greatest passion: destroying planets and pressing buttons. I love my little hat that is a sunshade for no reason! I love the easy-to-access computer interfaces, the blast-door equipped hallways and that one area we can access only by pressing a button to extend a bridge. Our design always made a lot of sense to me! And I love our reliable trash disposal system and the little one-eyed tentacle fella that lives in it. In general, I’m proud of this station and of what we’ve achieved on it, together.

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I sent you pictures of my blaster please respond.

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That's a First Order stormtrooper, not a Galactic Empire stormtrooper. Get your shit right if you're going to post a meme.

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I’ll relay the info to Gareth..

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