My MC: "Hey uh.....so could you have made it a BIT more obvious I was transgender? I didn't even know it till the chapter you literally bashed people over the head with it to overcompensate."
I tried to give my Dnd party a cute little harpy girl that had an innate gift to speak with animals and they refused to adopt her and just decided to leave her somewhere safe... Apparently my campaigns are too dangerous for cute characters.
Honestly I find it helps if you just take a good, long, hard, stiff -... *sideeyes someone offscreen* you shush back there - DRINK, and then just take them all off the leash and just write down whatever ungodly chaos happens as an after-incident report. Much easier.
My wife and I left our MC in a forest full of assassins for two years. And that's not even the biggest reason he'd have for knifing us both in our sleep.
Yea. And silencing the distracting ones. Like the one that has the one powerful character in the high-fantasy context quote Vegetas attacks all the time... im sure that's a general issue, right?
BobJones786
Someone is trying to be he next Jill Bearup rather than the first Ashley Ottensen.
Badgerbadgerson3
My MC: "Hey uh.....so could you have made it a BIT more obvious I was transgender? I didn't even know it till the chapter you literally bashed people over the head with it to overcompensate."
MooreBeers
@ElbowDeepInAHorse I have a feeling this will speak to you:
hwatL4bloopy
That is not a hanging parry
onepinksheep
Maybe GRRM can stand to be haunted a bit more.
beachbum273
Major Arwen vibes in the second one and I am here for it
BubblesTheFish
Good girl. Hehe
ConsummateConundrum
Ashley Ottesen https://www.imdb.com/name/nm8983003/
TheCunningLinguists
#1 As a writer, I feel this.
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
Thazs why i only write short erotica based on own experiance.
MelodyLightfoot
So one paragraph about a wank once in a while? ;P
CaptainWARLORD
Isn't she the one from that smile reaction meme? I can't seem to find it, but I know which one.
CaptainWARLORD
Yeah, here she is. This is the one.
nonickname23
Don’t forget to include a dog in the story. Or a cat. Or both living together for mass hysteria in the later chapters. https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlazdlMjQ1emwweXhkY2Z6MXoxeXcwcjNjbzZxM28yc3p4MzRrNnVhNiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ddMVtYBIH0Z5elfyXN/giphy.mp4
SirNinjaPirateBot
Junktrunkjunkie
I tried to give my Dnd party a cute little harpy girl that had an innate gift to speak with animals and they refused to adopt her and just decided to leave her somewhere safe... Apparently my campaigns are too dangerous for cute characters.
TripleDane
"Play the double bass" ?
skysorcerer
Left hand on the top, right hand on the bottom?
Bhelios
https://cdn.radioart.com/images/blog/Double_Bass_In3.jpg
FishieStardust
"How bout some trauma" made me cackle AND belly lugh
ConsummateConundrum
FishieStardust
Yes Sir, I'll try to keep the vibrations down to a minimum
straha242
Wait, is that ...
KWJester49
It is!
Redshadow09
I thought that face looked familiar
nothisagain
STEEEEVE
mattrixk
I've loved watching the Steve/Stacy romance blossom. It's so sweet
SF0X
Writing is hard, especially making all the voices in your head get along long enough for a plot to emerge.
NineByNine
Honestly I find it helps if you just take a good, long, hard, stiff -... *sideeyes someone offscreen* you shush back there - DRINK, and then just take them all off the leash and just write down whatever ungodly chaos happens as an after-incident report. Much easier.
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
Ronelyn
My wife and I left our MC in a forest full of assassins for two years. And that's not even the biggest reason he'd have for knifing us both in our sleep.
keillrandor
I left mine before she becomes roomates with the (female) Innkeeper for the night... Well, it IS (very) NSFW, so...
SandyTentaclez
Yea. And silencing the distracting ones. Like the one that has the one powerful character in the high-fantasy context quote Vegetas attacks all the time... im sure that's a general issue, right?
villainousdescent
Are talking abridged or original flavor here?