Do not do this even as a joke. You will trigger a panic and get a terrorism change. A bloke in Australia got arrested for ordering a tiny, tiny harmless sample of depleted uranium for his periodic table collection. The media and police went ballistic over it. So overblown nonsense.
Alkuam2
247Lurker
WoofWoof21
SHOOP DA WOOP!!!!
abraxasfury
Ima chargin ma lazer
Frodomann1
IMMAFIRINMUHLAZOR BWWWAAAAAAAA
just4thelolz
HandsomePenguin
That is a feature, not a bug.
straha242
isetprettygirlsonfire
Frodomann1
Risky comment on puritan imgur
joshdlc8888
What the neigh-bors see:
ssakm
That's why I removed the battery pack from mine and wired it directly to mains voltage. It unlocks a special ability where it tingles!
MooreBeers
The first bright thought I’ve ever had
jammer909
Starting to think some butts need this sign posted on an ass cheek.
redpandabanana
NSFW
StarscreamAndHutch
DemonicFruitfly
TooRexyForMyShirt
TheVampireDante
Shin Ellie would be a world ending Lesbipony experience.
techlich
ah the after math of taco bell taking effect
RayneOfSalt
That's just a modern day car headlight.
redpandabanana
CacheRAM
IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!
BWAAAAAAA!!!
isetprettygirlsonfire
justherefortheconfession
Quick! Put it back in the jar!
Shmoaker
D cells
Drmart
That's Mr Toots!
4vie
Those are some strong batteries...
bhobby1212
https://i.imgur.com/7wbnZqe
QuanticChaos
cuddleskunk
I added some custom SFX to this...however: WARNING, it is LOUD...
LoyalToTheEnd
gilliamv
I need a reminder of what game this is.
MuffinProof
One of the Homefront games
MK1Maniac
iirc, Red Faction: Armageddon
BenderRodriguz1010
NeoAcario
Ok.. so.. Goku as MC... using Pinkie as a laser cannon... but shooting the head off of who?
ElbowDeepInAHorse
Pinkie: Ka-Me-Ha-Me...
-goku rams fist in the ol' ponut hole-
Pinkie: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BenderRodriguz1010
That's canon now. I'm telling everyone lol
ParaspriteHugger
For a moment I thought it was Lightning Dust.
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
Why is the buttplug in your mouth?
Frodomann1
It’s shining from hole to hole
ParaspriteHugger
Let me see....
Ellie, that's not a battery!
ElbowDeepInAHorse
Tell that to all the lightbulbs that are flickering in my house!
ParaspriteHugger
It's not the light bulbs, it's the fluorescent lamps catching your radiance.
gilliamv
"Illumination, Charlie!" https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Y3V5NmE5djBubzF0a3p1cHpmZmd3am04M3RwaHh3Nmw2dXh2M3QyMiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/5Sxc2pkKV6cR5pApVH/200w.webp
BenderRodriguz1010
Drop and run?
ElbowDeepInAHorse
Radiation source material, though in this case it's a bit of clever photoshop for the pixel death and the source is 3D printed ;p
L0rdinquisit0r
be better if the pixel death effect was not laid on so heavy.
L0rdinquisit0r
https://makerworld.com/en/models/97517-cobalt-60-source-cylinder-drop-run#profileId-104083 here is version of it.
People are getting €18 on etsy for this?
jridley
Several of my friends work in labs where there is radioactive material. They all say "please do not make fake C60 source props. please."
BenderRodriguz1010
I knew what it was but was curious how they had one lol. That's rad. +300 RADS even. I want one to have "fall" out of my pocket at the store lol
BigDaddysMeatWagon
They don't actually have one. That's a replica, thankfully. If it wasn't they would be dead very quickly.
Alurkerforcedtologin
Do not do this even as a joke. You will trigger a panic and get a terrorism change. A bloke in Australia got arrested for ordering a tiny, tiny harmless sample of depleted uranium for his periodic table collection. The media and police went ballistic over it. So overblown nonsense.
BenderRodriguz1010
I'm in the states so they'd either shoot me or ask for one.
AyatollahBahloni
I'm afraid you've installed a cobalt-60 source into your buttplug...
Gargwill
Good thing is she'll never need to replace it...
ElbowDeepInAJedi
Don't be afraid. Join us.
AyatollahBahloni
The internet cannot corrupt me any further.
ElbowDeepInAJedi
Do not gaze long into the anus of the internet lest it gaze into you.
gesturboo365
Been there, done that. Many such times
AyatollahBahloni
You had to go and invoke goatse.cx, now didn't you?
ParaspriteHugger
Yeah, yeah, glazed donuts, we know, we know...
gesturboo365
Also, too bad Asoka isn't a Jedi. But I'll settle for Yoda