KarlPhylos
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Help make it happen!
https://www.change.org/p/united-nations-send-matt-damon-to-mars-to-retrieve-opportunity
Bring Oppy home!
EDIT:
At 618 digital signatures!
jethroismaxbaer5772
tristeza
DidoModesto
Or Tom Hanks
papershadows
Pay back's a bitch, ain't it?
unvalidusername
cleans3r2718
Send future Indiana Jones. This belongs to a museum!
Blastergv9
Applepotamus
he's so versatile!
worgasm
Are we all completely ignoring the fact that we would have to go get him? And then maybe we might end up with crazy matt damon
TekPriest1975
Matt Damon, Space Pirate!!
06MemeBoi
i support
thatAndyMoore
This wouldn’t work; in the novel, Mark Watney deliberately avoids picking up Opportunity. I’m fun at parties.
proracing53
kban72
Remember to rescue bill and ted so they can save us from the Matrix.
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
send him there, storm hits, he puts the rover on the ship, gets left behind. The Martian is a documentary now.
StanleyCameron
drunkenvulcan
You had me at "send Matt Damon to Mars"
Hibbtygibitty
What if he doesn’t want to go?
z28cam947
I say we send Madonna, she won’t be missed if she doesn’t make it back.
MidoryMoon
TheWorstCommentsComeFromTheBestPeople
I dont know if putting my name and address is the best thing to do
besn
Spiralhaze
Myyyatt Daaamon!
NoUserNamesLeftToChooseFrom
Aechily
victoCorgiBaron
It's broken! There's still names except Matt Damon!
Quessir
Apparently he loved that. Such a classy guy.
Alkuam2
Then we'll have to send another mission to rescue him.
animatronicvelcrorat
Exactly, it's perfect. That's how we get NASA that funding they wanted!
dashcan
For all the times people have had to rescue him, he should go do it...
comeflywithme
Let’s see a list. Above stated the Martian. And I’ll start with the obvious Saving Private Ryan. What else?
pfsar
The Bourne Identity (drowning), Good Will Hunting (mental health), Interstellar (exoplanet), Dogma (Hell on Earth)...
Shieldtoaddick
A River runs through it
comeflywithme
So far we got 7/41.
Lilithet
The way the website counts petitions is anoying.
Katateochi
yeah. keep reloading the page, number increases, then suddenly decreases. why? isn't it just a DB select and count....oh right, now I see 1)
Katateochi
it's to optimize database load, so it's not having to select and count rows every time the page is loaded, so the count is a cached value 2)
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
Test run with Path Finder first?
goflyblind
that's the spirit! we can make it rise like a phoenix. then, we can take a sojourn with a beagle.
nothebees
Brill.
InsanityKiwi
What nonsense are you talking about, out of curiosity. I'd like some insight.
goflyblind
it's the dawn of the viking odyssey, and we need some sort of rosetta stone for our observer.