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Apr 27, 2024 3:16 AM
Pwnzistor
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JohnWickdidnothingwrong
Y'all bitch about gatekeeping, turn around and shit on folks whose idea of fun doesn't exactly square with yours, and somehow manage to completely miss the irony.
angryallenpoe
My new favorite recently acquired name for these trucks, pavement princess.
WammoJammo
Well that's one way to find your ride in the parking lot
frozencloud
I need velcro LED heelies in my adult life ngl
rsmgod287
No nectar I’ve always wanted one and not the other
telecomerce
Both lit though.
kamikazehindenburg
This meme has made me have a more positive view of the guys who mod their cars like this. I won't be able to see one of these anymore without envisioning a four year old excited about showing off his cool light up shoes.
G0MeatCube
The lights I actually like
DoABarrelRoll1
Honestly, ill pick people modding their cars with lights any day of the week over them modding their exhaust to be louder
thri1
One of those has a significantly higher, inherent value. Because obviously Spider-Man > everything else.
heller8790
Hahahaha big boy no jutsu. Lol only the outcast gets this ability. Haha.
hereforthememes420
Same size peen. Yup, same picture. Lifted truck w low-profile tires screams MDE. Ultra pavement princess. I bet it's a gas truck too. If you're going to drive a truck because you need a truck, buy a diesel. Otherwise you're driving the truck equivalent of a V6 automatic Mustang convertible. Tell the rest of us men you need attention without telling us you need attention.
PackratMagpie
donsigurd
Things are now in motion that cannot be undone. Congrats. 👍
Pwnzistor
Wait.. what does that mean?
pixelsnader
paynoattentiontousernames
donsigurd
Now that you have tasted the sweet nectar of success, another meme will be requested, nay required. The eye of the counsel of memes will be watching.
koops
cardinal29
Beautiful!
Pwnzistor
Do I get all the women now? Is that how this works?
FirefighterCaboose
They are watching.
Ambrosyus
Merdock
I don't have one, but I like nicely modded vehicles. There's a few around my town that I smile everytime I see them. Mind you I think this specific one is fairly garish, and not what I would consider "nicely modded"
CheeseGreaterGood
As someone who had light up shoes way back when, I take issue with this. The shoes are FAR less trashy.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Yep, or like a six-year-old girl putting streamers in her handlebars.
JuddSandage
I kinda like the all white look of the truck, but raised like that with all the LEDs? meh.
dudethisbetternotbetaken
The point of underbody LEDs on a lifted vehicle is to assist with spotting when it's darker. That being said, if it was a real off-road rig, it wouldn't have only 2 mm of sidewall on the tires and the LEDs would be white.
AGiantSlor
They need to come up with those little tinkling things we had on our bike spokes back in the early 90s but in car form. Drive-bys would be so much more entertaining.
tman2100
hey now those shoes are badass they make you run faster. the car stuff yea looks trashy.
vissago
i have noticed A LOT more brodozers with groundfx lately and i have zero clue why on earth suddenly groundfx are popular again
thotterpop
90s style clothes was coming back and getting popular with younger generations. I dunno now, though. My cousin was my only source for knowing anything of that generation and I've been out of touch with family, lately.
vissago
i'd like 5th wave ska, now, please.
aluminumonkey
They use the "upgrades" to their trucks as write offs on taxes because a concrete guy needs a 6 inch lift and negative offset wheels. I don't try to understand it, I'm sure it will cause issues with suspension travel and bearings.
JamesTDG
The light up shoes are at least cool, the truck? lol no.
2Soon4Baboon
Except I wouldn't be caught dead in that truck while I would literally show everyone those shoes.
MisterLemons
The lighting is kinda cool, but god DAMN does this macho man truck fad need to die forever.
Fedotia
You wish, they are now trending in Europe. I live in a very flat area yet last time I left the supermarket I was stuck in traffic between a jet black Hummer and a Jeep that must weight 2 tons while empty. Giant military vehicles for groceries, in a metropolis.
Ivain
They'll run out of money eventually, especially if fuel prices keep rising. Neither of those brands know how to spell "Fuel Efficiency", so they must be quite rich in the first place.
maeta
But then what will they do to tell the world they have small pepe's???
counterintel
I wanna hate the truck, but...at the same time, it IS kinda rad. I dont know why (drugs) but the reaction it gave me made me immediately think of the end of this family guy scene. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-iQ_KW6HEk "I can almost deal with the noise, but...its the truck. Its, just too gaudy. It's too much.. "....YOU LIEK IT??" "........yeah I kinda like it..."
PhilKenSebban
The one of the left shows you're a flog. The one on the right shows you have awesome shoes that I wish I could have as an adult.
StTriniansHeadBoy
Nah, the shoes are actually cool.
Kalzuron
They're just a night light to keep the scary monsters from hiding under their bed
DeamgonDork
Both dope tho
itsallaboutthecones
I actually both are tacky. But that's just one asshole's opinion b
crushingbore
I feel like things being tacky on purpose somehow makes them way less tacky.
vmos
yeah, but what if, hear me out now, what if.... you had a car like that AND the shoes to match?
itsallaboutthecones
CheckFlop
Sometimes, people are flashy for their own pleasure. Like the light up shoes. As a kid, no one is more happy than the one with them on their feet.
cardinal29
Do they make them for grownups? Because I want to taste the pleasure of light up sneakers.
CheckFlop
I was going to answer no but a quick look on Amazon says not just yes, but fuck yes.
cardinal29
dohcohv
The one on the right isn't going to murder a dozen pedestrians though
TheOnePristineMonk
You don't know that
mrpink83
Shoes can kill!
reddles
Not yet...
whotheflipdoithinkiam
They would if they could
TheFluteFromBandCamp
You underestimate toddlers
DdCno1
They try, but nothing bad happens and everyone thinks it's just adorable. Kind of like kitten attacks.
BonafideHomicide
At least not until high school, right?
edlvice
The shoes are actually cool though. The only similarity between these is that the owners of both have very small peepees
howcanyourunwithanarrowinyourknee
*same* size peepee
mrpink83
Underrated comment.
astrangehop
I bet the owner of that truck is also short, ugly, and developmentally disabled./s (thats the joke right guys, we're making fun because there's something wrong with them?)
NotJackieDaytona
I upvoted you because you're right. I wish body shaming men would stop and we could shame their character instead. And maybe the owner on the left is a woman. Maybe it's the nicest guy in the world and he just thinks it looks cool. Because I'm going to be honest, it does look really cool. Also, is having a small penis bad? Something a man has 0 control over is something to be shamed for?
reinharder
After having this conversation many times, people back into the argument that it's about the 'energy', big dick/small dick 'energy'. So small dick = inferiority complex and a need to compensate for it with a big car and such. these phrases being everywhere would obviously only exacerbate that whole thing, making them feel even more inferior. It's a shame people need to attribute self confidence to a dick size but unless they are needed those trucks could be seen as inconsiderate to everyone else
NotJackieDaytona
Oh yeah absolutely. Modern day full size pickups are just child/civilian killers I agree. The dick thing needs to be ended, just like we stopped using 'gay' as a derogatory for bad/dumb, or at least made it a slur, same thing needs to happen to small penis. Shaming someone's nature or using something people can't change is not ok.
DarkBusterBaron
What's wrong with them is they're self entitled assholes who don't care about other people on the road.
astrangehop
Okay, sure. I'm just sick of the "this serial rapist/murdurer probably lives at his moms house" motif. Like why? Why do we look at bad people and yell "see this bad person that's awful? He's JUST LIKE YOU undervalued men in our society!" Ugh.
InnocentValley
I'm gonna need a bit more explanation on your comment I think. Otherwise the small penis comment, while the sentiment is yeh "this guy is unworthy", having a small penis is not something that's wrong with a person. It's simply an anatomical trait handed to them at birth, they didn't choose it and as long as it's physiologically functional there's no need to interfere.
InnocentValley
Which isn't to say that people don't think it's not something to be fixed. I'm just saying it shouldn't and I wish such small penis comments stopped.
Sageypie
Man, honestly, I wish they made those in adult sizes. My kids had a pair each that came with a remote that let you change up the colors and also set them to flash differently if you wanted. They were cool as hell.
a2s2020
I bought a pair of light up sneakers for one of the junior members and made a Dad Joke™️ by asking if they had them in a men’ size 9. The sales assistant said they would sell so many…
ScarlettNape
Here's a pair with the remote: https://brightledshoes.com/shop/low-mens-white/?attribute_color=White&attribute_size=10
SherMattLockSmith
samuelthastings5
Just completely elated. So great to see this
WhoReadsPeoplesUsernamesAnyway
So cool. This is beyond wholesome 😅
ScarlettNape
They do. Lots of them. You can even get get them with lights and wheels: https://heelys.com/collections/light-up Just do a search for “LED Adult Sneakers”.
InnocentValley
The problem isn't that they don't exist at all, the problem is that they aren't a common thing sold in regular stores. I don't think I know a single adult who wouldn't want light up shoes. I really don't understand why they are a special only-sold-online-in-about-6-companies-worldwide thing.
Sageypie
...I don't even know what to say here. I had left out saying that I also wished that they made adult Heelys. And here we are...
Light up.
Adult sized.
Heelys.
I Am Chuffed.
ScarlettNape
Wow... that's awesome. Wild how things work out sometimes, huh?
The universe has clearly spoken, I say go order them right now, if you haven't already, lest "supply chain issues" thwart your possessing something you are obviously meant to have.
GeneralSmartyPants
Did you research this? When you see a lifted truck, do you check the owners penis? We don't have these ridiculous vehicles over here in Ireland, so I'm genuinely curious. When you see one, do you immediately start imagining the owners cock? What if it's owned by a woman? Whr body part would you shame?
muchLongerUsername
We can't see their physical dicks, but we can see their spiritual dicks... barely.
Calicious
These are almost universally owned be assholes that are overcompensating for their inferiority complexes.
llortamai
I assumed the "joke" wasn't supposed to be about actual penis size, rather the small-dick-energy that drivers of these types of vehicles often exude.
DarkBusterBaron
Women don't buy those usually and the general consensus is if you do own one of those impractical monstrosities you're overcompensating for something. Also they're assholes and bad drivers so it feels appropriate to just assume they all have tiny dicks.
applesforjuice
Why do they feel like they need to overcompensate? Is it because people like you tell them and everyone every single moment of their lives that if they have a small penis, which they can't control, that they are actual human garbage and should hate themselves?
InnocentValley
It's still a nice bit of normalised body shaming. Penis size affects a mans self confidence and we're only making it worse by correlating size with personality traits. So now big penis owners think the world owes them something and small penis owners will either feel the need to prove themselves in stupid ways or they'll have anxiety over it cos haha small peepee.
ItTookMeAGoodWhileToComeUpWithAUsername
You and general smarty pants think on advanced levels that most men are not capable of yet. I’ve had a friend in elementary and he was suffering a lot because he had a micro penis because even kids hear that from us adults and parrot that stuff. He remained a unconfident until today which is a shame because he’s the nicest person on earth.
InnocentValley
Which is why us adults need to stop enforcing the idea that small penis = stupid or bad person. Same with racism, homophobia, etc, if we give that idea to our kids they will carry it on and it'll be a whole lotta work to unlearn it.
But yeh, it's not gonna happen overnight but alas, this is a hill I will die on cos I will help nothing by staying silent.