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In a world of Elons, be a Geoff!
Source: https://alpine6.com/2025/07/06/some-guy-named-geoff-is-starting-his-own-political-party/
Jul 6, 2025 7:19 PM
SatireNewsKing
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In a world of Elons, be a Geoff!
Source: https://alpine6.com/2025/07/06/some-guy-named-geoff-is-starting-his-own-political-party/
pyr0max
Is that a spelling mistake for nuclear Jeff?
https://imgur.com/worlds-nuclear-arsenals-jeff-tuRwtWG
duktayp
GEOFF FOR PRESIDENT
Helixninja333
If I made a party, it would be called something like The Dragon Slayers and be solely focused on taking down oligarchs. As juvenile as that title is, the point is clear, people like simple ideas & titles, and to be blunt, it absolutely needs to happen for millions to survive. Otherwise, we'll be thrown into prison just to add a couple of copper to the dragon's hoard.
YouEatYellowSnow
This party already exists, it is called the Independent party. But they are not going to leave the big parties because they have even less voice. One of the parties was running cult members and they aren't going to leave. They need to be challenged in primary and beaten with better candidates in all parties. You want to fix this country, start by finding good qualified candidates that can reach specifically the people in the state they are running in. Then take Fox News like media to the ground.
GBMaker
The "90s Couch Co-op LAN Party Clan", or 9CCLPC for short. So, a Niner, then?
Shmoaker
Money.
That's why not
psstuphere
Jeff spelled the dumb way
phant0mfoxes
Honestly probably a safer bet than the new Elon party
florpglorp
The what now?
phant0mfoxes
Whatever he's calling it. The "new political party" Elon Musk is creating. It's pretty much guaranteed to be hideous, so I'd take Geoff and take the risk lol
AyatollahBahloni
Anything Musk touches will turn to shit. He's toxic at his very core.
tachyx
He's trying to create the Nazi party but it already exists