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qwertdeep
There’s a lot of glorification of a sex pest and bully that Trump would’ve gotten along with quite well
SteveD31415
There are many things about LBJ I do not respect but this makes up for a whole lot of them.
Bizarkly
LBJ was a master-class schmoozer and knew when to let people have their fun. DJT: not so much.
levyathyn
There's a connection between LBJ being progressive at the time, doing his best for America, having the grace to say things like this, AND having a huge cock. Just saying; there's a reason this man had the confidence to walk around in his daily life with this attitude, and there's a much smaller reason someone like Donald Trump doesn't.
qwertdeep
There’s probably a link between the size of his penis and his need to show it to everyone around like the sex pest he was. He was a cunt and a horrible man independent of any feelings for Trump. He’s the one that escalated US’ invasion of Vietnam
levyathyn
Well he's dead now and hasn't been in the White House for decades, so I tend to care a little less about him. But yes, all true.
Grinch01
The thing is today it isnt just fun, they talk about the crimes the people in power commit and thats something they tend not to like
Margrave9000
He also had a glorious Johnson and wasn't exactly afraid of showing it off. Probably had large hands to accompany it. What a President. A real manly man of the South, not some pallid, fatty Yankee wimp.
qwertdeep
He used to bully those around them and sexually harass them by exposing himself. He’d definitely be on the metoo list and would have a slew of cases against him in the modern age. Trump would love to get away with the stuff Johnson got away with
Margrave9000
Even from the afterlife, President Johnson humiliates and frustrates the orange turd. What a triumph. Put the mango mussolini in his place, keep him there - he can't anything about it.
Telemapus
"They're all the same."
magila
Johnson grew up poor and spent his life improving the lives of poor Americans.
qwertdeep
Take them out of poverty and put them in war. Great improvement…
yesdearmetoo
And then sending them off to Vietnam.
Margrave9000
'Johnson maintained a hostile position towards civil rights legislation like almost all other Southern Democrat legislators; voting against anti-lynching legislation, anti-poll tax legislation and the Fair Employment Practice Committee.'
CheeseB0t
Comedy is one of the canaries in the coal mine
rbudrick
Johnson was a cunt. Know to insist journalists ask questiond while he was taking a shit and constantly whipped his dick out. Jackie Kennedy hated him and found him completely vile. Still 10k times the man Trump is.
superhands01
Love how they are all on board with the "Free" lie
DelCorazon
When stormy Daniels told the world about Trump’s lil’ mushroom 🍄, I think he’s been trying (unsuccessfully!) to recover from that ever since…😂😂😂
Hawkgirl203
That and Obama making fun of him at the correspondents dinner. Trump doesn’t understand humor. His idea of funny is making fun of people.
spittytrinkles
So funny that he copped so much shit for using Campaign Funds as HUSH Money and she spoke up anyway.
stratdod
I had the idea of a depressed, anxious President, which represents most of the American people, and when anyone pokes fun at them, they just say “psh, I already thought that about myself when I was in grade school.”
NChomsky
Add "politics" and/or "trump" to your tag, please.
ButMyOtherMomSaysImCool
Johnson was a good product of Texas. Trump is a poor product of NY. One that is so poor that people in Texas feel less bad about producing the shit that W Bush.
DunebillyDave
CBS cancelled the Smothers Brothers and now they're repeating history with Stephen Colbert. What a spineless bunch of corporate sycophants, cowtowing to this wannabe DICKtator to make themselves richer. This is how despotic dictatorships work. The First Amendment to the Constitution (Bill of Rights) guarantees American citizens freedom of speech. It's specifically there so we can criticize our government without fear of consequences. Without it, we're nothing.
quade
"theY'RE sO MEAn tO mE"
GonzoRunner
South Park just went so hard I can’t wait for the sensitive reaction from Trump: https://youtu.be/Afetnw70S04?si=Vv96Q5QzC-R8KfpG (NSFW)
SleepMaker11
Paramount will just renege on their deal. Or will pay them out for their contract and not air anymore episodes
TI99Kitty
Even Nixon went on Laugh-In and got a laugh at his own expense.
Mazzy94
I don't know much about this but it seems dignified
HawkmanXLII
A word not usually associated with Johnson, but I agree.
FlatPlutoSociety
Hey, that thing he whipped out of his pants all the time was very dignified.
Affray
Well groomed, little hat, very dignified.
HawkmanXLII
Affray
CommanderWes
Lyndon B Johnson was a piece of shit president just like the ginger clown.
offlinesuperhero
If Donnie was the main character in A Christmas Carol, he'd sue the ghost of Christmas Past for libel, put in a SLAAP suit on the ghost of Christmas Present (even though it's just the 2 of them who know) and force the Ghost of Christmas Future to sign an NDA
akmck
... except that pretty much everything said that suggests Trump involves himself in deviant and criminal activities is not "satire": it's documented FACT.
ToSisPoS
It’s a shame that historically colossal assholes are now a too high of a bar
whoatherebigfella
I never heard about Johnson’s colossal asshole, just his big pecker.
ToSisPoS
Hold on now, large person
michaelfire
...as long as you're not named MLK, JFK, or RFK...https://www.americantruthnow.org/ https://www.politico.eu/article/yes-the-cia-dire">now.org/">https://www.americantruthnow.org/ https://www.politico.eu/article/yes-the-cia-director-was-part-of-the-jfk-assassination-cover-up/
Selfinflictedwounds
We know from recording with his tailor that LBJ was fairly well endowed...Little Donnie..... well he has to over over compensate for a LOT
DrElihuWhipple
You posted this 10 minutes before the new episode of South Park, please tell me you watched it! Cause this is serendipitous!
InfocalypseRising
He was also fond of whipping it out at people and referred to it as "Jumbo."
InTheBeginningWasTheNerd
He'd hold meetings at the WH swimming pool, while he was taking a swim. Naked.
qwertdeep
So another sex pest just like Trump? Sexually harassing those around him by exposing his member
InTheBeginningWasTheNerd
Oh, he wasn't a very nice guy, to be sure. But there is something deeply funny about a group of very serious men in suits standing in front of a naked man with a comically large... tool as he climbs out of a pool, and he's the most confident guy in the whole room.
qwertdeep
He was a bully that used physical intimidation on those around him. There were likely many women that he exposed himself too whilst doing this whole “funny” sex pest act that you’re minimising, not that it matters whether he exposes himself to a woman or a man.
He’s a little litmus test, ask yourself if it would still be funny if Trump was doing it
InfocalypseRising
I mean, not that I'm defending it, but name any man with a modicum of power or fame in the 1960s and he was probably guilty of some kind of sexual harassment or assault.
TI99Kitty
Dementia Donnie has to brag about the size of *other* men's penises.
danshouldbeworkingnow
Johnson was a nasty cunt of a man, but still a better president than Donnie.
Harbltron
He did some remarkable work in regards to civil rights, despite his numerous failings and shortcomings. Sincerely more progressive in that respect than most following presidents to this day.
It's no excuse for being a bastard in all manner of other ways but he did some historical work that shifted party lines like an earthquake.
CuddlyCynic
If only Donnie thought.
FTFY, OP.
HeraldOfTheBadger
I have a feeling there might be some differences between Johnson and Trump that make Johnson substantially more confident in the face of satire. Wink wink nudge nudge
OhIfIMust
Say no more, say no more!
tachyx
Ah yes, manually advancing the roll of film to the next frame.
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
As was the style at the time.
rhitard
CrisprCAS
Trump never needed his trousers custom made with extra room around the bunghole?
doctorId
Yeah, down where your nuts hang
Streiquer
Yes, but that’s just so he can hide his diapers more credibly.
akafluffy
you mean Cheato did need his pants custom tailored to hide a full diaper.
wisher1977
So that’s where the term “Johnson” came from… https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlcHEzb2tyc29lOXlxdnI1ZzRjcWZyd2tqcWtyOGRzbDJpcHZiMndjcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/xtfeWxebunRGzTqPP7/200w.mp4
CorgiInALilBlackDress
https://theepsteindocs.com/ share and save. I haven't seen these much on here. But yeah.. I hope no other president has or will be this morally bankrupt
dishonor
imagine if you will, trump having bathroom meetings
beautifulbiscuits
BDE
thebigbaka
Huge hands!
wyrmbear
You mean Johnson's johnson being about 1000x larger?
NorthmanoftheNorth
Are you saying tRUMP's penis is so small that if he sent a dick pic to someone he'd be immediately arrested for distributing cp?
Sasurau
Lyndon "Jumbo" Johnson
wyrmbear
Lyndon "Hey look over there *unzip* nevermind that, look here!" Johnson
bourbonandbaddecisions
Don’t know what this was down voted. He’s know to have exposed himself at parties.
wyrmbear
At parties, in the oval office, in the Pentagon, at Congress.......
NeoDarkElf
wyrmbear
Well you gotta understand, when the base object is measured in micrometers..........
NeoDarkElf
The Chat would also accept, "everything looks big in small hands"
SquashDemon
Yeah that and his dick was probably bigger too.
Pokegeologist
Jumbo!
spiderjohn36
You mean Ol Jumbo? (Yes, that's the nickname LBJ gave to his schlong.)
KevorkianScarf
Man. I’m starting to really hate my genetic lottery.
bamblebimble
Did you inherit ol jumbo?
KevorkianScarf
No. I didn’t even get lil jumbo
SleepMaker11
Like how much https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1M2JvOXZ0cG54ajZocmUzYzh3Zng5ODk1M3BsazBlb2thOXhwazRpdSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/x8gFLMs1WzmMTZ1Kj5/200w.webp
DickSoup
And CBS still shitcanned the show in spite of killer ratings and overt censorship. The show’s writers were critical of Johnson’s administration. And LBJ was every bit the liar and megalomaniac as Drumpf. The quote might be legit, but in practice, Johnson was a force to be contended with.
Snooj
Pretty sure the raunchyness was what got it canceled. When they started up the show years later they started pushing the boundaries again and Tom, on the show, said something to the effect of "Hey, this is what got us in trouble last time." Still a hilarious show. First time I ever saw Michael Davis and I still remember all of us at school the next day recounting all the acts.
whoatherebigfella
Wasn’t Colbert’s show actually losing money for the network?
Scout4truth
No. Had solid ratings and doesn’t cost much to produce.
walnutbreath
Every bit the liar and megalomaniac? You're comparing a candle to the sun.
1stDrunkJoe
Agreed. Can't picture Trump going against his base signing a civil rights act. Causing Civil War certainly, but a person with melatonin with rights?
CommunCreator
* melanin
1stDrunkJoe
Whoops good catch
dposton70
In LBJ's time, people expected a certain level of class.
Trump never learned self-awareness. But 30% of the American public believes a WWE bit-player is a great leader.
CommunCreator
Tbf, Cyndi Lauper DOES have a great platform
dposton70
Time after time.
GoneSolo
I'm terribly confused about who the WWE star you're talking about here.
dposton70
His biggest role before The Apprentice.
Dude is a cartoon character of an evil New York businessman. And we elected him.
GoneSolo
Lmao I didn't know if it was a Hogan jab, then I was like do they mean Jesse Ventura? Thank you for clearifying. Didn't he get the people's elbow?