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“I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched The Voyeurs for, well, you know. But now is not the time to talk about how absolutely stunning her genes are, or her jeans, it’s all just a giant distraction from what’s really important. Release the damn Epstein files!”
Source: https://alpine6.com/2025/07/28/dont-let-sydney-sweeneys-great-jeans-distract-you-from-the-fact-they-still-havent-released-the-epstein-files/
psstuphere
"Let's use all our imagination to find something we can call racist, but turn a blind eye to real racism"
McFrazzlestache
Bluejean-ics.
spliffen
I can do two things at once!
swedeonamoose
"I have it on my desk", "it dosnt exist", soon enough "we have the list and it is all dems"
Oblok
Typo, should be 'genes'. ;)
AzazelOmega
Soonitwillallbeclean
There are those who are easily distracted, I suppose
thedoci
Sydney Sweeney is smoking hot
familiarusername
Resting bitch face though
TheHotdogInYourMothersHalIway
It loos like you accidentally tagged this as funny.
ourari
Don't know if it *is* funny, but it is a satire site, so it's at least intended to be funny.