Nov 20, 2015 4:27 PM
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roddit_pls
porkchopexpress
20% talent
roboricky
Haha, it's funny because I've shown up for a decade and just got told that there is no place for me and I will never get the job I want!
discclaimer
well that was dark...
zinvader
That was my senior quote!
InformalProof
The other 20% is bringing a big ol pair of brass balls
ItsJustRocketScience
That's all I did all year and my GPA is an 86! Neat!
Suzz21
Do we really want Woody Allen showing up for our children...?
Mrsthelegend1909
The quote takes a dark turn when you consider how many people commit suicide on that bridge.
JackPepper
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. - Wayne Gretzky" - Michael Scott
thelongspring
Anyone ever watch the documentary "The Bridge"? Fuck.
PeterNormal
80% of sexual assault is forgivable if you are famous.
anarchybuddha
"Might as well, JUMP !! " -David Lee Roth
TheRedOnesTasteLikeBurning
With an impressive 'bridge'
hardytardigrade
I'm talking to you, other side of that bridge
xoverthirtyx
Show up but don't jump
dialysisinflictor
I was told at basic that 90% of being a soldier is showing up dressed like everyone else.
MyNameisNotOwl
By that logic I should have 8 jobs from the last 10 interviews.... Yea.... Still unemployed.
Agent
The other 25% is attention to detail.
PatrickRob82
Took me a second. +1
Hah!
KatCatKittyKatCat
Exactly the same thought I had...
swanbearpig
This is the golden gate bridge, right? Where like, hundreds or thousands of people have committed suicide
Theinternetwasinventedforveryimportantscience
That guy really shouldn't be anyone's role model any more than Bill Cosby or Jared Fogel.
FilmMagician
You're an idiot.
nipplepanties
He married his adopted daughter and sexually abused his biological one.
flatdeer
Agreed.
hambreypabre
Jared Fogel is my hero, personally. That guy supposedly ate a footlong a day for 10 years. Here's to another 15.
obese2beast2
I fucking love you!!!
paartimeikrr
Amazing and contrary, in the most despicable way.
UHOHHSomersaultJUMP
I legitimately have no idea what this is in reference to, besides some implication of sexual crimes. Context please?
People think he did a bunch of stuff he didn't do. And assume a lot.
sallysassalot
It's a bit of a read http://www.vanityfair.com/magazine/1992/11/farrow199211
Fuck I really liked his movies too... It's a real blow to the heart when you hear shit like that about people you looked up to
IAmTehDave
Yeah. For somewhat similar reasons I can't listen to Lostprophets anymore.
FedEXguy
What the ever-living-hoohah does fog and a bridge have to do with percentages of success?
ftbchamp231
The number is arbitrary too
LetumComplexo
That's the suicide bridge (golden gate bridge). 80% of people that attempt suicide on it succeed?
Anfalicious
I figured it was a suicide reference.
it's a dark humor thing referring to suicide at the Golden State Bridge.
Shelest
80% of the bridge showed up for the photo.
FreshPrinceofDenmark
Not just any bridge... the best bridge in the world.
ChilledOutEntertainer
Maybe it's saying successful people didn't see where they were heading, but it was over a metaphorical bridge.
jaypeg
80% of your competition on the next job interview will fall into the ocean and all you have to do is show up and collect success
JR2000
About the same as what a photo of a pod of dolphins has to do with teamwork.
chadChadChadChadChadChad
chad is asking 'what does any of this have to do with Chad?'
Interesting
Well, dolphins do use teamwork to hunt and such. That kindof makes sense. Not too sure about the bridge being relevant to showing up.
MurderBirdie
Take it back. Dolphins are too cute to hunt.
Orcas are part of the dolphin family. Just imagine them instead of the smaller ones :)
I was actually thinking about that as I wrote it haha
TheRicM
You can see 80% of the bridge. The rest is unknown, but not scary, because you can see the 80% and know where you're going. [drops mic]
YouTotallyLookedAtMyUsernameDidntYou
yeah, no... They just thought it looked cinematic and just pasted words onto it...
MicDrop
Well i mean, i'm four month's late but... sup?
PimpinPineapple
50.....50% of the bridge
isthatgoodicanttell
X amount is more accurate bridge could go on forever
bryceecyrb
porkchopexpress
20% talent
roboricky
Haha, it's funny because I've shown up for a decade and just got told that there is no place for me and I will never get the job I want!
discclaimer
well that was dark...
zinvader
That was my senior quote!
InformalProof
The other 20% is bringing a big ol pair of brass balls
ItsJustRocketScience
That's all I did all year and my GPA is an 86! Neat!
Suzz21
Do we really want Woody Allen showing up for our children...?
Mrsthelegend1909
The quote takes a dark turn when you consider how many people commit suicide on that bridge.
JackPepper
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. - Wayne Gretzky" - Michael Scott
thelongspring
Anyone ever watch the documentary "The Bridge"? Fuck.
PeterNormal
80% of sexual assault is forgivable if you are famous.
anarchybuddha
"Might as well, JUMP !! " -David Lee Roth
TheRedOnesTasteLikeBurning
With an impressive 'bridge'
hardytardigrade
I'm talking to you, other side of that bridge
xoverthirtyx
Show up but don't jump
dialysisinflictor
I was told at basic that 90% of being a soldier is showing up dressed like everyone else.
MyNameisNotOwl
By that logic I should have 8 jobs from the last 10 interviews.... Yea.... Still unemployed.
Agent
The other 25% is attention to detail.
PatrickRob82
Took me a second. +1
TheRedOnesTasteLikeBurning
Hah!
KatCatKittyKatCat
Exactly the same thought I had...
swanbearpig
This is the golden gate bridge, right? Where like, hundreds or thousands of people have committed suicide
Theinternetwasinventedforveryimportantscience
That guy really shouldn't be anyone's role model any more than Bill Cosby or Jared Fogel.
FilmMagician
You're an idiot.
nipplepanties
He married his adopted daughter and sexually abused his biological one.
flatdeer
Agreed.
hambreypabre
Jared Fogel is my hero, personally. That guy supposedly ate a footlong a day for 10 years. Here's to another 15.
obese2beast2
I fucking love you!!!
paartimeikrr
Amazing and contrary, in the most despicable way.
UHOHHSomersaultJUMP
I legitimately have no idea what this is in reference to, besides some implication of sexual crimes. Context please?
FilmMagician
People think he did a bunch of stuff he didn't do. And assume a lot.
sallysassalot
It's a bit of a read http://www.vanityfair.com/magazine/1992/11/farrow199211
UHOHHSomersaultJUMP
Fuck I really liked his movies too... It's a real blow to the heart when you hear shit like that about people you looked up to
IAmTehDave
Yeah. For somewhat similar reasons I can't listen to Lostprophets anymore.
FedEXguy
What the ever-living-hoohah does fog and a bridge have to do with percentages of success?
ftbchamp231
The number is arbitrary too
LetumComplexo
That's the suicide bridge (golden gate bridge). 80% of people that attempt suicide on it succeed?
Anfalicious
I figured it was a suicide reference.
discclaimer
it's a dark humor thing referring to suicide at the Golden State Bridge.
Shelest
80% of the bridge showed up for the photo.
FreshPrinceofDenmark
Not just any bridge... the best bridge in the world.
ChilledOutEntertainer
Maybe it's saying successful people didn't see where they were heading, but it was over a metaphorical bridge.
jaypeg
80% of your competition on the next job interview will fall into the ocean and all you have to do is show up and collect success
JR2000
About the same as what a photo of a pod of dolphins has to do with teamwork.
chadChadChadChadChadChad
chad is asking 'what does any of this have to do with Chad?'
FedEXguy
Interesting
sallysassalot
Well, dolphins do use teamwork to hunt and such. That kindof makes sense. Not too sure about the bridge being relevant to showing up.
MurderBirdie
Take it back. Dolphins are too cute to hunt.
sallysassalot
Orcas are part of the dolphin family. Just imagine them instead of the smaller ones :)
JR2000
I was actually thinking about that as I wrote it haha
TheRicM
You can see 80% of the bridge. The rest is unknown, but not scary, because you can see the 80% and know where you're going. [drops mic]
YouTotallyLookedAtMyUsernameDidntYou
yeah, no... They just thought it looked cinematic and just pasted words onto it...
MicDrop
Well i mean, i'm four month's late but... sup?
PimpinPineapple
50.....50% of the bridge
isthatgoodicanttell
X amount is more accurate bridge could go on forever
bryceecyrb