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Badass picture

Popcorn? Popped. Snacks? Bought. Snuggies? On.

I've never been drunk at a restaurant before, it's on my bucket list

Lol my boyfriend

For real tho, if you wear jeans to sleep in, like not by accident but by choice, I will make it my duty to take you pj shopping. You will NOT sleep in jeans, not in my fucking house, & not in yours either mother fucker

I got the anxiety bad

Honestly haven't seen Infinity War yet but really fucking need too & this made me crack up (.....it's just a movie right???)

Straight up

A friend posted this & I thought it was amazing

Just being real here, I would be way accommodating to Catapult Jim, I think it's badass

This is so fucking true, even if sometimes it's wrong, there's a multitude of times I've been right :/

Lol me with my bad hearing & shit

I love this

I do this too sometimes. Am I a girl dad?

Sincerely, it's about you, not just your shell

Really cool poet I stumbled upon Zach Nelson (sorry, on Facebook). His poetry is different/unique & i love it, check it out if you get the chance


Translated this means:
you're not here to be loved so you can always be valued
Which I feel like isn't really right, more like you're not here to be wanted or something like that. I'm gonna figure it out.

Fuck yea

Another Zach Nelson poem

I feel like this sometimes

Look Linda, it's a big ass turtle in the sky


I miss just sitting & talking, having those kinds of conversations

Got it from Wal-Mart, my bad

This is supposed to say something like if someone loves you, you'll be the only thing they see, no matter what. I loved this, not cause I expect a guy to not get distracted by beauty every once in a while, but cause to me it means someone who truly loves you will stop at nothing to keep/have you.

Lol I'm guilty of this, tho I don't really wear makeup anymore


Lol seen this one a lot but I love it

I think I already saved this but it's a classic so I'll just save it again

Yea! Ya bastard!

After years of working in service industry jobs, this is so fucking true

Hard to remember but so true, to get the most out of life you need to live in the moment

I firmly believe this

Lol lol this was near my area & I cracked the fuck up

So I seriously don't know when or why I saved this one, sometimes I sleep save stuff? Or it could be related to The Shape of Water (which even without fish dick lol is such an amazing fucking movie, I loved it, WATCH IT)?

Love this


I mainly loved the drawing, but thought the saying was cool too, paired with it


This is one of my favorite poems

For some reason I've been really into Van Goghs starry starry night lately

YES WHERE THA FUCK MULAN AT

I don't really ever listen to Jayne except gold digger lol but thought this was funny

Love this picture

Liked this concept/saying, like the thing that makes someone toxic to another isn't necessarily ugly, it just doesn't work with that person


Really cool

Whenever I see this now I think of the trailer that movie where they've been playing a game of tag their whole lives & Hannibal says, "time is a social construct" lol

myheartisaphysicist
I should have proofread... Jayne = Kanye & bad hearing should be bad lip reading, tho to be fair bad hearing would yield the same (1/2)
myheartisaphysicist
result. Oh and there's a fucking incorrect "too" somewhere that should be "to" fuckin' a (2/2)
DeafEyeAnce
The Spanish one says "You're not here to be loved, you're here to be valued." As best as I could translate.
myheartisaphysicist
Thank you so much <3 I couldn't quite get it figured out aside from Google translators awkward add version.
johnjames1598
If you wear Jeans to sleep on purpose you are a psycho.
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AmityvilleHodor
If you wear jeans to bed there's probably something wrong with you and I would suggest a thorough psychiatric evaluation, STAT
myheartisaphysicist
Lol
richaCommunitySmuggler
Good dump op
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Basmativillain
The badass picture is badass! Also like the quote about holding my stupid hand and wearing the dumb shirt ?
myheartisaphysicist
Thank you <3 and lol fuck yea, c'mon man, thems the rules!!
Basmativillain
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IPlayRugby
I cant even where gym shorts inside.
myheartisaphysicist
Wait like..... You can't even be comfy inside???
IPlayRugby
What can I say I'm a never clothed, but tbh yeah I prefer to walk around in my meundies and that's it.
myheartisaphysicist
Lol ohhhh I thought you meant you had to wear jeans at home, like you couldn't even allow yourself comfy shorts. Nice http://i.imgur.com/uL
hyperspaceaidsmonkey
Holy shit. All you need is a few minion memes to really get the "I'm desperate and going to die alone" message across.
myheartisaphysicist
Lol fuck minion memes man, don't put that evil on me... & I do have a family but that's always a possibility I guess. I do have to (1/2)
myheartisaphysicist
contest the desperate comment & submit for your approval slightly emo? Tho I may be biased lol
hyperspaceaidsmonkey
Your cats and on the spectrum bastard child don't make a family, at best a road bump on your destination to dying alone.
myheartisaphysicist
First of all I have one cat. Second of all, my son is too young to know if he's autistic or not. Third of all I have no idea why the (1/2)
myheartisaphysicist
fuck you're coming so hard for me but it's cool. I woulda liked your name, just minus the aids. Have a nice night :) (2/2)