Imagine this call to tech support

Aug 28, 2025 3:01 PM

dabydeen

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https://www.cnn.com/2025/08/27/us/alaska-f-35-crash-accident-report-hnk-ml

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They fired so so many people in the FAA that such a call be would problematic. “Well, we don’t have enough people answering the phones and the specialists that would know the answer to your inquiry are now down to like 5 people but they are scattered across the country and we’ll be lucky to get one on the phone at this time…”

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Thank you for calling tech support. We are experiencing higher than normal call levels. Your call is important to us. Please hold.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Watery hydraulic fluid + trying to bounce the gear in place + cold weather = plane thinks it's on the ground and then goes there quicker than the pilot would have liked.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

REPRESENTATIVE!!!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have you tried turning if off and on again? AHHHHHHHH *crash*

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

How they tested the F-35 in the lab before it got released

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Almost all of that time was on hold.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Would you like to send a crash report?

1 month ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

You mean to tell me on a 200 million dollar fighter plane, there’s no way to fly the fucking thing manually??? Jesus fucking christ, that’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. Sweet shit.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The aerodynamics of modern fighters is insane, they're constantly unstable with computers correcting them to keep them airborne.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The minute that a human can’t be in control of an artificial system that’s designed to keep them alive, is the moment that they relinquish any opportunity to save themselves in the event of catastrophic failure. It is a horrible way to design a system or device.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, nice AD that just jumps in front of the article with no way of closing it. Ugh

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They pay really well and site engagement is top tier today!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Interesting read.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Too bad he couldn't the War Thunder forums directly.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"We can try and reboot the plane for you remotely."

"Need I remind you that the plane and I are currently FUCKING AIRBORNE"

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"okay, I've sent the command for it to reboot"

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