Aug 11, 2020 10:39 PM
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#sharp#knife #aww#amazing
sharp
knife
aww
amazing
cdelta
Well, at least it *was*.
Im26E4U2
How?
TA2019
Time to sharpen again
Imadethisaccounttopost
I was hoping the entire table would cut in half.....I've been watching way too much anime.
TheOtherPenguin
Infinite paper!
DownvoteIsTheNewUpvote
"knife" - Mike Tyson
AvianFox
Nice!
xmidt
Yes
NyQuilDaydream
Reminds me of that Mickey Mouse scene with the thin slices of bread
TrixNStix
Oooooooooooo that is just sexy
HandoB4Javert
ScarecrowSticks
Even longer ver:
itzujones1
Wow
Timberbee7
How long does the edge last? Otherwise, it's just a party trick.
TheMomaw
Cutting paper? Not long at all. One of the fastest ways to dull a blade due to the clay content.
joeyecho101
v
MDWitCommunityMagnet
The trick is triple thick paper.
UnqualifiedOpinionDispenser
Capable of even cutting impure thoughts
Vegonbrei
abitskeptical
https://youtu.be/KqEVYbPw9lI
positiveleeroy
Turkey, lobster, sweet potato pie! Pancakes piled up 'till they reach the sky!
TanktheAlmighty
Times are tough when Sora runs off on sidequests.
dichotomousdragon
And now I am sad
dannnen1
This scene is pretty dark for disney
xraydock002000
Why is Goofy the only one getting food?
Belvedere86
The gif isn’t long enough, they’d all get two slices and a slice of kidney bean.
ImAnActionBirb
He’s the dog. Dogs are pure and deserve all the food.
SjyiN
Donald is the maindish
MyNameIsGaryAndThatsOkay
Wow. I forgot about this, but as a small child, this haunted me. Joking aside, I think this cartoon might have been my intro to empathy.
Thanks for the reminder.
GavinBertrand
Soviets/Communists give that much food to their citizens
Jyzzzy
They give enough so that you are capable of continuing working and not die from starvation. Which is more than certain countries around the
world can claim nowadays.
JColdIron
MAKE IT SHARPER!
ThatPhotoGuy12
WE NEED SOUND
throwawayaccount321
Can you please share how to get a knife that sharp? Do you have a YouTube channel?
iquestioneverything
This must be the knife they use at subway to cut meat slices.
xRockx
OhhhHamletHamletHamletHamlet
Worst poop knife ever
bigpooplog
Poopfilet anyone?
hhggg3000
It was until you cut that paper :s
DonKeydic
It will kill
Ialwayslookhungover
Filet of paper? That thing is sharp.
TheThingNoNotThatOne
Now hold that edge for 50 real cuts
Oscarwildebastardson
Mr. Lecter approved v
DarkSock
This is what that guy needs that’s walking around with his lower leg bones exposed
RelartOfGivia
Iunderstoodthatreference.gif
Idontknowjeffery
My friend didn't :/
Walk...away...
There was a post earlier about a dude that had a leg injury and couldn't get it fixed. Got so bad his flesh fell off & his bone was exposed.
ishuni
PaulMagzire
Well played
Pandwan
Eeet will keeel!
jjw9
Hahahaha! That’s great ... the one picture that says the famous words! :)
BooksMakeMyClothesFallOff
I instantly said the line in his voice haha
Wolf2Worrior
Source is Forged in Fire, a show where bladesmiths go head to head to create the best weapon. Highly recommend.
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
The sharp edge is only half the equation, a truly great knife can retain it.
NowJustChooseAUserName
LOL was looking for this comment!
insanemama
It will cut.
darkwood1971
But will it kill?
ilhares
*keal.
HeatproofNut
gamblingpoet
5/7 would filet my finger to the bone the first time i use it
upvoteswhendrunkorboredorwaitinginlineoravoidingresposibilities
My finger, his finger, her finger, your finger.....
coderay
I cut my finger watching that video.
TerryCrews
To the bone you say http?
pleasesendcows
I'm just gonna come right out and say it, I don't like this
kindpanda
Well it is a fillet knife so...
Mustardisfood
4/5 on that hand
theluckyking
Been there done that, not fun when you bleed all over a restaurant
ImNewandDontKnowWhatToDo
perfect
notinphase
Came here to say this, sick references
chukichi
i got a new kitchen knife for Christmas. Cut myself washing it before using it for the first time.
jasonh2112
This is how we learn. Don’t feel bad though, what you did is not uncommon.
dootdootfloop
A dull blade much more dangerous than a sharp one.
necrojoe
I've been licking cheap dull pizza cutters my whole 40 year life. We just got a new nice one. I will not lick this pizza cutter...again.
NothingToDoWithBakingBread
Dull things don't chop my whole finger off at the slightest breeze. I hear you.
mildcaseofmalaria
Yeah I only let my kids play with sharp swords. The dull ones are much more dangerous.
It's a chefs term as working with a dull knife is dangerous in a kitchen. But enjoy your sarcasm I hope it helps you :)
Wanna try it out?
Last time you didn't bring any lube
abirduphigh
I’m guessing the folks downvoting you have never sliced the same vegetable with both a dull and sharp knife.
No cos they don't want to cut themselves
BelarusianPotatoFarmer
Might pass right through the bone on the first try
ChromeAtom
Any sharper and it would split atoms
(ISIS theme song intensifies*)
FermentedCrabSmuggler
ColdestOne
.
iforgotthepasswordtomylastaccountsoihadtocreatethisone
Boom!
. .
cdelta
Well, at least it *was*.
Im26E4U2
How?
TA2019
Time to sharpen again
Imadethisaccounttopost
I was hoping the entire table would cut in half.....I've been watching way too much anime.
TheOtherPenguin
Infinite paper!
DownvoteIsTheNewUpvote
"knife" - Mike Tyson
AvianFox
Nice!
xmidt
Yes
NyQuilDaydream
Reminds me of that Mickey Mouse scene with the thin slices of bread
TrixNStix
Oooooooooooo that is just sexy
HandoB4Javert
ScarecrowSticks
ScarecrowSticks
Even longer ver:
itzujones1
Wow
Timberbee7
How long does the edge last? Otherwise, it's just a party trick.
TheMomaw
Cutting paper? Not long at all. One of the fastest ways to dull a blade due to the clay content.
joeyecho101
MDWitCommunityMagnet
The trick is triple thick paper.
UnqualifiedOpinionDispenser
Capable of even cutting impure thoughts
Vegonbrei
abitskeptical
https://youtu.be/KqEVYbPw9lI
positiveleeroy
Turkey, lobster, sweet potato pie! Pancakes piled up 'till they reach the sky!
TanktheAlmighty
Times are tough when Sora runs off on sidequests.
dichotomousdragon
And now I am sad
dannnen1
This scene is pretty dark for disney
xraydock002000
Why is Goofy the only one getting food?
Belvedere86
The gif isn’t long enough, they’d all get two slices and a slice of kidney bean.
ImAnActionBirb
He’s the dog. Dogs are pure and deserve all the food.
SjyiN
Donald is the maindish
MyNameIsGaryAndThatsOkay
Wow. I forgot about this, but as a small child, this haunted me. Joking aside, I think this cartoon might have been my intro to empathy.
MyNameIsGaryAndThatsOkay
Thanks for the reminder.
GavinBertrand
Soviets/Communists give that much food to their citizens
Jyzzzy
They give enough so that you are capable of continuing working and not die from starvation. Which is more than certain countries around the
Jyzzzy
world can claim nowadays.
JColdIron
MAKE IT SHARPER!
ThatPhotoGuy12
WE NEED SOUND
throwawayaccount321
Can you please share how to get a knife that sharp? Do you have a YouTube channel?
iquestioneverything
This must be the knife they use at subway to cut meat slices.
xRockx
OhhhHamletHamletHamletHamlet
Worst poop knife ever
bigpooplog
Poopfilet anyone?
hhggg3000
It was until you cut that paper :s
DonKeydic
It will kill
Ialwayslookhungover
Filet of paper? That thing is sharp.
TheThingNoNotThatOne
Now hold that edge for 50 real cuts
Oscarwildebastardson
Mr. Lecter approved
v
DarkSock
This is what that guy needs that’s walking around with his lower leg bones exposed
RelartOfGivia
Iunderstoodthatreference.gif
Idontknowjeffery
My friend didn't :/
DarkSock
Walk...away...
RelartOfGivia
There was a post earlier about a dude that had a leg injury and couldn't get it fixed. Got so bad his flesh fell off & his bone was exposed.
ishuni
PaulMagzire
Well played
Pandwan
Eeet will keeel!
jjw9
Hahahaha! That’s great ... the one picture that says the famous words! :)
BooksMakeMyClothesFallOff
I instantly said the line in his voice haha
Wolf2Worrior
Source is Forged in Fire, a show where bladesmiths go head to head to create the best weapon. Highly recommend.
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
The sharp edge is only half the equation, a truly great knife can retain it.
NowJustChooseAUserName
LOL was looking for this comment!
insanemama
It will cut.
darkwood1971
But will it kill?
ilhares
*keal.
HeatproofNut
gamblingpoet
5/7 would filet my finger to the bone the first time i use it
upvoteswhendrunkorboredorwaitinginlineoravoidingresposibilities
My finger, his finger, her finger, your finger.....
coderay
I cut my finger watching that video.
TerryCrews
To the bone you say http?
pleasesendcows
I'm just gonna come right out and say it, I don't like this
kindpanda
Well it is a fillet knife so...
Mustardisfood
4/5 on that hand
theluckyking
Been there done that, not fun when you bleed all over a restaurant
ImNewandDontKnowWhatToDo
perfect
notinphase
Came here to say this, sick references
chukichi
i got a new kitchen knife for Christmas. Cut myself washing it before using it for the first time.
jasonh2112
This is how we learn. Don’t feel bad though, what you did is not uncommon.
dootdootfloop
A dull blade much more dangerous than a sharp one.
necrojoe
I've been licking cheap dull pizza cutters my whole 40 year life. We just got a new nice one. I will not lick this pizza cutter...again.
NothingToDoWithBakingBread
Dull things don't chop my whole finger off at the slightest breeze. I hear you.
mildcaseofmalaria
Yeah I only let my kids play with sharp swords. The dull ones are much more dangerous.
dootdootfloop
It's a chefs term as working with a dull knife is dangerous in a kitchen. But enjoy your sarcasm I hope it helps you :)
SjyiN
Wanna try it out?
dootdootfloop
Last time you didn't bring any lube
abirduphigh
I’m guessing the folks downvoting you have never sliced the same vegetable with both a dull and sharp knife.
dootdootfloop
No cos they don't want to cut themselves
BelarusianPotatoFarmer
Might pass right through the bone on the first try
ChromeAtom
Any sharper and it would split atoms
SjyiN
(ISIS theme song intensifies*)
FermentedCrabSmuggler
ColdestOne
.
iforgotthepasswordtomylastaccountsoihadtocreatethisone
Boom!
abirduphigh
. .