It is what it is.?

Feb 29, 2024 5:45 PM

MZRITZ209

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Hey a date is a date.lmao

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I mean, yes and no.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hope you get lucky!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well,you’ve got that going for you !

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least ask for a kiss before you get fucked !

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Nice dress you're wearing!" "Stop disrespecting the judge, fool!"

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A Date is Date....

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Candlelight? Ice cream dessert? Maybe too many drinks (again) afterwards?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

22 March and I'm once again ready to go in and bitch about how they sent me to jail after telling me they were sending me to a rehab facility.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Eh, a chance to get screwed is a chance to get screwed.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should dress up if going to court.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oof

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Too soon?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just remember you want to say "Not guilty your honor", not "I'm sorry robe daddy". Although it is a free country, and I want video if you choose to go with that.

1 year ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

I read that in John Oliver’s voice

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You don't need to dress up for court if you know you're fucked anyway

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Lmao

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

But it's nice to get dressed up for a good fucking!

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I doubt they'll let the red nose slide, might have to sharpie one on underneath just to be sure

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1