It's a lazy day today

Sep 26, 2024 12:23 AM

Fulustreka

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show me the tail wagging you cowards

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“Open the dog” - Cousin Avi, Snatch

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope.....I poke a hole in that fucking thing right after I buy it.....dogs don't care

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The dog is me trying to squeeze any happiness left out of something that used to bring me joy

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ball is life.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ya like dags?

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I always wondered why all these dog toys made that annoying sound. Until our dog found a rabbit's nest in the spring. The sound the rabbit kits made when he found them was exactly like every squeaky toy ever made.

11 months ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

We don't but dogs like funny sounds.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dats a good pair of puppers. 15/10 would still give lazy pupperface a belly rub

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the face of pleasure

11 months ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Yes, but this is also the reason why I destroy the squeakers on every toy my German Shepherd receives.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It’s not the sound, it’s the teeth..

11 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I've read that dogs like squeaky toys because they mimic the sound of struggling prey

11 months ago | Likes 125 Dislikes 1

Imagine being surprised that the beasts we've made friends with, who have claws and fangs and are descended from wolves, like to pretend that they're eating small animals.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fun!

11 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Can't do anything about those natural instincts. They are hunters.

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Maybe, but also noise in general. My dog loves to chew on the cheap plastic bottles (yes I cut off both ends) and for some reason it’s less annoying than the squeaky toys.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Since I thought this was an upset parrot at first. Yeah.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I doubt that. My first GSD had one for her entire life. It was like a puppy for her. If you took it away and squeaked it really slowly she would get very concerned and do whatever she could to gently take it from you. It was given to her by a friend of ours when she was a puppy and it was as big as her head. When she passed away I buried her with it.

11 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

A gentle soul

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

She was an excellent dog. As is my current GSD.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My Maya was half Beagle and GSD and she loved her purple squeaky bear. She would nest with it, use it as a pillow, snuggle with it, and bring it to her food bowl. It survived all 15 years with her. I still have it.

11 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Wait until you realize what the knots are supposed to be in certain Kong dog toys.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

.....go on

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The knots and ropes are simulants for bones, joints, and tendons.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Having heard the noise a small bird makes when my dog grabs it out of the air….yeah, it’s pretty spot on. Also anyone who’s heard an outdoor cat go after a bunny

11 months ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Mine went after a rabbit and a deer, and frogs, and lizards, and birds, and cats.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My childhood dog raced to the back of our property once to incapacitate what I’d only learned 50 feet later to be a field mouse. Crunched right through the poor thing’s back legs. It sounds EXACTLY like a toy’s squeaker, but with more visceral anguish.

Couldn’t do anything else but put the little mouse out of its misery. The dog was more shocked than I was it had even caught something. Instincts run deep.

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fin fact. They put empty water bottles in some dog toys.

I thought it was just a nice sound for the dog… until my dog caught a rabbit.

The sound of crunching an empty water bottle is the same as the sound of breaking bunny ribs.

11 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*fun, this fact that s supposed to be “fun.” 🌝

11 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

*is, your correction should b without error.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm annoyed by people who correct people, but nothing annoys me further than when someone corrects a comment with another botched comment.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope that was your fin fact, you may only lie for the rest of the day

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0