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Jan 10, 2023 12:54 AM
HumanCats
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RideTheStimutacs
I like being at an age where I can tell people my mom's in her 70s, so any "your mom" jokes either don't work or are a compliment to her.
mrtweeter04
Sounds about right for Oklahoma xD
bindedig
Muhahaha, I will never tell you !!!!
AtsaMattaForMe
skipsh2
Is their logo meant to look like a hipsters bearded face wearing an orange hat?
ijustwantedtocommentonsomething
Absolutely one of the best accounts to follow!
justplainvanilla
Blightsteel101
Still baffles me that this was the local college. Remember a buddy of mine talking about it years ago
hurricane921
For some reason I thought there were a bunch of censoring attempts then I saw the initial just John Stevenson in bold so maybe not kek
Dergen89
How do you keep yourself safe from a fucking cougar. They go for the back of our necks before you even see them.. Wear a bell?
porcubot
Are we not gonna talk about the obvious problem here?
porcubot
That it's possible *at all* for someone to email *every student* by just replying to an email sent to *every student*?
Zetor
Where is this school? Asking for a friend
HighlandViking
How to become immortal in school.
CaptGunpowder
Absolute mad lad
FalseTetrabyte
"Just want to talk" is the worst pick up line used by uniformed agents. Just close the door and go back to your binge watching.
BigRedTX
/gallery/ZIuJ6yV
weave
HumanCats
Giraffe to post that?
weave
Baskerville84
HelplessRomantic
hilarious :)
logerbyte
What does it mean drop you're @
PrincessWendyB
Send me your email address so we can noods
AluminumHam
DM/email us
Leetcheeks
Took me a while to realize the symbol used for the department is NOT some guy with an orange hat and a goatee.
redtruck
Francois , Quebèc lumberjack
StephanachoCheese
I didn’t realize til I read this comment
NM156
"I work for the Dept. of Wildlife... you know... the one that looks like a South Park hobo."
Chunkykibbles
That was my journey exactly
lastsamba
I only realized this after reading your comment.
AluminumHam
Ok dept of wildlife logo looks like hunter in safety orange? Checks out.
Justsignupfordoingthisparticularthing
Slipped my mind they might have designed it deliberately like that. Pretty brilliant.
bundleofwoodensticks
Seent
MuseMatar
Kozoku808
Is that a cutout placed there or photoshopped in?
Sage042000
I was gonna say not to threaten me with a good time, but I remembered I'm 37. Man, I miss being cougar bait.
gonzar09
I'm 38. I just miss being desired enough to not have to initiate pretty much everything.
caledric
Calamarre
keep children close... 3 times in the document.... that's freaky.
Justsignupfordoingthisparticularthing
For decoy?
caledric
Children are small, by keeping them close or holding them they become protected. If they are separated they are the target.
Calamarre
I understood... but it's still freaky !
abeansits
"Talk" ... These sort of departments have guns!
Grizabellakat007
Tranquiesssss
DurendaI
Addled combat veterans with guns, no less.
wildwestpb
Mostly tranq guns and lots of ketamine. Mostly.
USvette1
Mmmmmm ketamine!
lrateyourrig
ThatLoserTheFourth
Don't threaten me with a good time
cornzilla
Some people pay money for that!
kevbot5000
Someone dig up the pirate gif from venture bros getting tranqed because I am too lazy.
gljames24
Best I could find :T https://66.media.tumblr.com/a0b3920a159d0a6ad0e3410d8123fc17/tumblr_o1vmzgb3I01ummh2co3_500.gif