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1. 2025 Here We Go!
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8. Cat Tax.
Five Finger Death Punch - Welcome To The Circus
https://youtu.be/xD0E_Gj9xMk?feature=shared
AdroitCudgel
#1 Practice safe sex, and go fuck yourself.
physicsdoc
#8 And "Alex-cat-er" wept, for he had no more worlds to tell him he's a good boy and give him scratchys behind the ear.
idrinkcheapbeer
#3 I would pay good money to see that fight.
Jjinnlyn
#5 Fuck in my you era
oblimo
#3 what should we name this martial art style? Michael Jitsu?
NeverShaveYourDuck
"I Kid Do"
Bunnies007
#8 Emperor of all he surveys.
albaboss
Why am I so jealous of a cat…?
redsmerf
...2 blocks of 7th street?
Being fair, that's more than I'm Emperor of
Marektrader22
Work on your mindset
cjtb2
#2 This is a gay bar in NewYork. I've been to the one in Wilton Manors and it is an awesome watering hole.
MadamPuddifoot
#7 have ADHD, you can do that with everything, all the time.
ValhallaPaperBoy
#5
IToldYouSo1
WellJimmyCrackedCorn
#1 so I’ve heard, and ultimately experienced
iMcFly
#1 for anyone who wants to watch the full version of this sketch from The Mash Report without the annoying subtitles, UI overlays, bad cropping, or the god awful music that’s been added for reasons I don’t even understand, here you go: https://youtu.be/htGAdlkStv8
kamui9460
#1 what's her name
Z00drax
Ellie Taylor
kamui9460
Thanks!
Z00drax
np :)
TheNameIWantedWasTakenSoIEndedUpWithThisOneInStead
#8 And no plants, not even a single weed in sight (yes yes, I saw the 2 skinny trees at the end)...
CaptSchmidtGaming
But then I also learned that my body has more energy density than the fission on the sun. soooooo Im still pretty special.
Bunnies007
#2 I used to live near a pub that was in what used to be a library. The pub was called, not surprisingly, The Library. A perfect cover.
ricpaul
There's one in the next town over called "me mother". Wife on the phone: "where are you?" Me "I'm at me mother..."
TChallaVanDam
Until recently there was one here in Chapel Hill, right by UNC’s campus.
Bunnies007
My one was in Leeds in the North of England. It was also right by a Leeds University campus!
beerdeer
The arcade in my hometown was named The Library
trinxter
Sixfootcindy?
InfocalypseRising
#7 You can still do this if you like, just stop checking their profiles.
TheJuiceLoosener
Right. Social media has deprioritized your contacts' content anyway, in favor of dipshit content liked by thousands of moron strangers. I'd LIKE to keep up with people, but that's not what makes money for the socials, and guess who wins that disagreement?
Lisossoma
Use “block” vigorously if you are uncomfortable. It is liberating
Hissyfitter
#1 Female Colin Jost looks great.
Z00drax
sassy smurf
xanthio
Ellie Taylor