Job Interview Cheat Sheet

Apr 4, 2024 11:06 AM

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cheers, i have a friend who can use this right now. ty

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do you want to work here?

So I don't become homeless and starve to death.

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Acceptable, so do I. Next question: how can we make your life here so easy we don’t have to invest in training someone else? What do you need?

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes it's been my childhood dream to reset dumb ass motherfuckers Windows passwords. I'm very passionate about sitting through endless meetings about nothing, and familiarizing myself with the latest overly convoluted process.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Interviewers always asking the same canned ole questions and are surprised, nay shocked and dismayed, candidates are giving the same ole canned answers. Tell me about a time when your greatest weakness five years from now!

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1