HorrorMango
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Aug 12, 2025 3:47 AM
HorrorMango
36535
943
8
Sauce: https://www.instagram.com/p/DNPJQUVIGxq/
manhands
Big. Wild. Cocaine.
Freud.
PumpkinDriver5
“Feed.” Yeah, right. That’s not a metaphor for something.
mrscharmingmotherfucker
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zeusdemigod131
The fact that this man was ever taken seriously is a testament to... something, Idk what
obarey
What baffles me is that a lot of clueless people take his ideas as an insight to people.
numonster
The idea that something you can't remember can still effect you was revolutionary... but damn he had some dumb ideas
GandalfTheGhey
@zeusdemigod131 "Your mother." -- Freud, posthumously. (Presumably as he snorts another bump in the afterlife.)
HypoMix
Starting with the answer then finding the method.
kiski
That is exactly how a lot of science came to be and research is still conducted. Hypotheses from intuition get tested in experiments, findings are re-theorized.
Felberin
So Freud was coke'd up feeder?
GandalfTheGhey
Well the coke'd up part was definitely already well known. But yeah, looks like feeder too.
xXxX66SICKXxXx
Freud was fucking deranged…
PicassoCT
He was also deeply toxic crook. He had a doctor lifelong friend who theorized that operations on the interior of the nostril could cure some psychological ailments. They did a "experiment" on a lady, who nearly bled to death and got disfigured for life - and freud just went "shit happens- still a great guy" and moved on..
GandalfTheGhey
I'm guessing their working theory was that more nostril hole would enable snorting even larger rails of cocaine.
LordAndSaviourBirdJesus
Are we sure that he was talking about food?
grandfalloon
"Woe to you when I come."
zeacorzeppelin10
Didn't he have to kick the cocaine habit.
GandalfTheGhey
Did he? I thought his entire "theory" of "psychoanalysis" WAS basically a cocaine habit.
slamorama
Big DD/lg vibes.
FtTerror
The ol' Freudian slurp
Arcygenical
Sent that to the gf, thanks.
Donoiw
"Wear your loose pants bae, cuz I'm bringing cheese and cocaine and we're getting wild."
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HorrorMango
Lolz you're welcome!
Larktonguesinadicecup
Do a Joyce one next
ElbowDeepInAJedi
I sent it to her too. Wish me luck! *does another line and vacuums the lawn*
dffksh
That you, Henry?
filteredcontextmeme
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KayThaxby
I'm paraphrasing somewhat, but my favourite Freud quote was when he said "The problem with you ladies is that you're all jealous of my dick."
obarey
He created the totally scientific term "penis envy"
GandalfTheGhey
ubnty
https://youtu.be/NeR8m1aGtnI?t=160
BarryARief
respect dog
chrisckelly
Guess who has a new online dating profile description!
Dannyalcatraz
I’m a Freud not.
Sageypie
Alright, Dr. Rockso, I know its you.
chrisckelly
_______🪄🤡 ⛷️
literallymike
The way he talks to he makes me wonder what his relationship to his mother was like.
SithElephant
GravyEducation
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother
reliot
I love a good Freudian whip
leadheadcaptainpresidentofthetautologyclub
I quite enjoyed: "A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you fuck your mother"
CaldariBob
Was she a big woman?
GravyEducation
Had her own zip code
earthlingextraordinaire
SmoeAhsolse
Source is True Lies (1994), sort of a spy movie (parody adjacent), action comedy.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Almost everyone who goes into the field of psychology does so because they want to understand someone, either themself or someone in their lives like a close relative.
GandalfTheGhey
Idk if that was so true for Freud though. I think his main motivation in life might have been elsewhere.
dasklaus
There's a saying for that: Research is me-search. I've also heard "you study that which you struggle yourself with" by a neuroscientist working on self-control. Meanwhile, I study empathy ...
obarey
Usually they want to fix themselves.
Goldensands
Understand ourselves, yes. There's a reason many end up in philosophy as well.
jeejeejerrycotton
Meh, he's no James Joyce vOv
Tardis1217
💨💨💨
OptimisticMisanthrope
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jeejeejerrycotton
Lachwen
"I will kiss you quite red and feed you till you are plump" sounds like a hobbit pickup line.
applesforjuice
Bringing up the hobbits really helps understanding that context matters. This could be weird as shit or the best thing the recipient ever heard, depending on the relationship
Sh1tMovieGroup
I wonder if there's metaphor we've lost over time, or innuendo, "feed you till you are plump" could be "feed you (the d) till you are plump (with child)"?
"I will kiss you quite red" doesn't say where he's giving her beard rash...
ifyoutakemeseriouslythatsonyou
You wonder?!? Dude...
hetnkik999
The red would be from flush skin, not beard rash lol.
astrangehop
Her skinny flushes. These are pale parlor people and there is no ac
chencking
It's more of a double entendre. He talks about her being small so the usual meaning applies, but there are also clear sexual overtones.
Sh1tMovieGroup
Double entendre? He didn't say he was brining a friend..
Sh1tMovieGroup
Geez these down voters don't have a sense of humour do they...
rusrsdude
It's a hit or miss eith any joke made on imgur.. Dont beat yourself up
ArchaeoEejit
"im a coke fiend capable of r*ping small women"
rusrsdude
Sounds like something Freud would do. That psycho.