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GymMatMeat
Top marks for this post.
twistedlittlesmile3000
Potassium
Noughmad
#17
MiaMagikarp
Grade A memes
captainswoopty
I was a best a Grade C- meme student ??
slotheroll
Roshiro
Edgy!
Haemaelaeinen
Too bad, Jesus wouldn't mind sharing *wink wink ndge nudge"
mitharas
Science is very open to new ideas as well.
Babaloga
Yeah but she has a... history... with Jesus. He's changed a bit since then, though, and they're trying to stay friends.
whitey211
#10 Kneel before my significant digits you mere mortals!
IsTheTitleOfMySexTape
K is also linear control gain.
noah11900
Also the solubility constant in chemistry.
yourlocaleconomicsnerd
And capital.
siler7
YOU'RE also linear control gain
IsTheTitleOfMySexTape
I wish! But my states are very unstable and my eigenvalues are real positive
ActionJohnnie
Ln 1/2 = -kt at t half-life
linearcore
Nuclear physics? Don't hear "half-life" outside that field very often.
ActionJohnnie
Physical chemistry
linearcore
CriticalCritic
Also common for "Contract" (seriously)
hwatL4bloopy
Potassium
omfgitsmichael
God I fucking love control theory
IsTheTitleOfMySexTape
And control theory loves fucking people
massiveleviathan
It is also the bend allowance ratio factor in metal fabrication.
PrfctDrk
Potassium
genbadger
Thank you for adding that
Romans116
K
Codox3000
K
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
Also friction coefficient
Higure
I have always used μ for that.
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
Fasteners use k. T=k*d*F
OrbitingPolarBear
Spring constant
xenocyde1224
And they probably meant effective length factor, not radius of gyration, which is always "r"
lance415
And also ketamine
iSellTeenyTinyFrogGreenBabyCoffins
Special K
ImHereForExplicitContent
Isn't that the cereal for old people?
iSellTeenyTinyFrogGreenBabyCoffins
Yeah it’s that too
maverickuser
K effective is also the effective neutron multiplication factor in the neutron life cycle
ActuallyAPirate
I can't believe they left out potassium
WeRatePosts
Potassium: Am I a joke to you?
trailb1azer
linearcore
They also left out all of the uses of Kappa, which, honestly, is a fucking "K".
Affablesea9917
That rustled my jimmies a bit
Sina117
They didn’t. See stiffness.
bustyalexa
What happened when potassium is left out... nice
Snooj
I can't believe #5 left out Potassium. Seems like the most obvious one and there are two extra hands.
arhalts
I think they were keeping it to more engineering or physcis oriented usage after the first bit I didn't feally use chemical symbols for much
arhalts
But you can bet there were a bunch of ldttrrs both greek and arabic that get reused a bunch and K is probably one of the worst cases.
iliketosayBURN
ObliqueRay
This is pretty much what sets the scientific method apart from your horoscopes and your crystals
noReallyIamPrincessBob
Potassium!!!
TheWickedWhich
#5 K is also lysine and reaction rate constants
Moonkey
Stiffness is directly proportional to replies from crush.
LordYathnon
How could you forget Potassium?!
grinerizer
The fungi meme. What kind of dog is that?
Popnitro
The Tom one took me a while, quality dump!
TheDarkNerd
Found it to be the funniest one in the whole dump, mainly because it took that extra time to get.
MutantTurd
I love that last one. I've been on the receiving end of one of those lectures, although it got more interesting as I got more fucked up.
biggeera
@OP
hwatL4bloopy
Potassium
Aimlockbelch
K - why are we forgetting potassium?
mrcatpoop
Feeling dumb at the moment someone want to explain #27 please?
Simon205
the french wanted a too high reparation. and thats how they calculated it
outkst
Germany’s debt to other nations after WWI is one of the primary drivers as to why there was a WWII. They were completely broke
phobos535
Hey, we finally paid off our reparations in 2010. (That means even after we stopped paying for WW2)
outkst
Zizitopa
After losing WW1, Germany was blamed for the war and was royally fucked in the Treaty of Versailles
igorbarenschlager
#5 POTASSIUM!!!
Lintyfreshness
And the only response I get after leaving a long and important message.
Sakkura
And vitamin K.
thepenisqueen
And Kelloggs Special K.
Sakkura
And Ketamine, while we're talking Special K.
yepwatermelon
#1 They're just mad they don't know where 95% of the universe is.
linearcore
Hey. We know where, like, 30% of the shit in the universe is. It's that last 70% that's being a real dick in this game of hide-and-seek.
shromms
Bold of you to assume we know what 5% of the universe is
Its332amAndMyDogNeedsAWalk
#3 What’s the other? Asking for a friend.
IAintGivingMyNameToAMachine
X
ReverseSyzygy
x∈{−3,3}
beasttubbs
Okay Musk Jr.
RancidOrange
The real question is what’s the square root of -9. Sounds complex.
N0083rP00F
It's all in your imagination
RancidOrange
Life is complex. It has real and imaginary parts.
Frozenspokes
I appreciate that they put this in the third slot.
shialabouf
On 7/7/07 there was a car race where everyone bet on car 7 to win. He got 7th place.
Toggins
And now your comment's got seven points.
siler7
4
Lurker4815162342
Only for big values of 9.
ShadaxSR
-3
Its332amAndMyDogNeedsAWalk
sublimesapphire
GeneralWho
gablestout
PooPooSpaghetti
|-3|
blukasi
Also x=e^((ln9)/2)
yamigenesis
But that disproves math all together. Right?
colt64
It actually disproves meth. Turns out my dad's teeth fell out for no reason.
TurkTurkelton
...No.
SaintCody
Nuttburger
Math proves itself dude
0neSadCookie
That about sums it up.
accountjustforcommenting
Nope not at all. Lets say you owe 5 apples, that would be - 5. You owe 5 people 5 apples. -5 * 5 = -25. You owe 25 apples. Now lets say 1/?
accountjustforcommenting
5 people owe you 5 apples each. -5(owing 5 apples) * -5 (5 people that owe you) = 25. You are at a positive 25 apples.
yamigenesis
Yeah but I was hungry. What then?
yamigenesis
By that I mean. X^3 is (-3)x(-3) and that's the same as (-3)+(-3)+(-3) right? When you add that up you should get -9 not 9.. Right?
CalvinisHobbes
I assume (-3)+(-3)+(-3) flirts with either the order of operations and/or imaginary numbers. I'm no math expert, however
Iwannaseeit
Imaginary numbers have to do with square roots of negatives. And what you wrote is perfectly fine in order of operations
LuluKazoo
No, since you're multiplying by a negative you have to combo subtract basically for a comparison to how multiplying works. -(-3)-(-3)-(-3)=9
kamomilleshiningbeauty
First, X^3 is X × X × X...and no, (-3) × 3 is (-3) + (-3) + (-3). There is a different proof needed for a negative times a negative.
yamigenesis
Typo. My bad. I meant X^2
WrongTimeWrongPlace
We’re looking at x^2 which is (-3)x(-3), negatives cancel for 9. If we wanted pretty numbers, x^3=27, yielding only +3, ignoring imaginaries
yamigenesis
Oh you're right. X^2. I made a typo
lyrewyn
-3 * -3 is not equal to 3 times -3, it's -3 times -3. Which is equal to -3 * 3 * -1 = -9 * -1 = 9
ADO21892
This is the biggest bait I have ever seen, well played.
OrionRed
I'm way out of practice... why would neg * neg * neg come out positive? is it not really linear?
TheBestestElite
If 3 people owe you 3 dollars you have -3^2
WhatADayWhatALovelyDay
It’s squared, not cube, thus neg*neg = pis
OrionRed
wow... I really AM out of practice. I saw the 2 and throught cubed.
Simon205
K is also letter K on the Keyboard
OnoMichiosCharmingHassakuFace
Source?
Lurker4815162342
But which one is silent, the e or the y?
Simon205
The K
iplaywithatoms
#3 hmm never forget about the dark side of the squared numbers you must
seckzie
True, but good luck finding an actual real physical square that measures (-3)*(-3). :)
IsTheTitleOfMySexTape
Depends on where you put your coordinate system
TheExGreatShibaBeast
I do not understand that #3 meme
greenking13
X can be either -3 or positive 3, since a negative multiplied by a negative is positive.
iplaywithatoms
3*3=9 but (-3)*(-3)=9 also when x is squared it can always be both the positve and the negative value of the number, I hope that helps :)
theimgurappsucksballs
GilFaizonofcourse
I knew it, I f*ckin knew it. jumped right to comments just to get got. lol +1
NeverEnoughFoxes
#26 was a rollercoaster
subgyro
That one did make me ligit LOL in the office!
Roshiro
Could someone explain why 88 is referenced to Nazism?
arhalts
8th letter is H Nep natzis used it for code for HH or hiel hitler also refs 88 preceps
Roshiro
Christ leave it to the nazis to even ruin numbers... >:(
NeverEnoughFoxes
The username in question is "gasthejews88". The joke is thst 88 has nothing to do with the racism.
arhalts
Right but in order for the joke to work they have to think that the reason people think he is a nazi is because of the 88 which only works
arhalts
If 88 is assosiated (it is ) so they can do tye bait and switch for the real reason its rascist. 88 is a neo nazi code number
arhalts
For Hiel hitler (8th letter is h) may also refrence 88 precepts and is often combined with 14 which primarily refs a 14 word phrase
voxael
As a biologist, this is also true for my discipline
ladyofscience
I related very heavily to this
tzahtman
That one stuck out to me as well. Pretty much any science is the study of an aspect of nature.
TheSorrowsofYoungWerthersOriginal
Sometimes a 'science' is a study of a preferred image of nature. Phrenology, e.g. If we aren't talking about nature, we better be careful..
artySGT
That Oklahoma one hit the mark extra today. Supreme Court gave Natives Eastern Oklahoma.
PatrikLilja
Anyone know where I can read more info about what this will mean in practice. Most info I find just confirms it happened.
Sprixxen
It means crimes committed by Native Americans on lands now considered reservation are under federal jurisdiction, not state.
letmesetthisstraight
Yeah what does this mean, I just read about it, they get the eastern half
artySGT
It means Eastern OK is officially on the Rez. And the US government is being forced to abide by old treaties.
letmesetthisstraight
I figured that much but I’m wondering how it will effect people, Tulsa is now on reservation land