DRMemeWizardPHD
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Sep 8, 2025 10:53 PM
DRMemeWizardPHD
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TruckerKunIsekaiGod
Reading the comment section here, Kirby done fucked up.
DemonKysho
Kirby would end up arcing out to Meta Knight as intended but faster.
DonkeyGoat
Bad jokes and worse gas
EdelwoodHikes
Deep, deep sadness.
mrmartini
A bunch of weird autoimmune nonsense, I suspect
ME2BNS12
IBS
FeIineDisrespectFromBehind
He can now smell ants.
RachniKiller
Anxiety
purr
depression.
SkaerKrowe
Apathy
woozle
one hurting testicle
DRMemeWizardPHD
Yup
deltree5
Kirby is now horny all the time
tjm1226
Anxiety
bigdix69420
Hiv
hrrghdrrgh
A glorious mustache and a cortisol ridden dad bod
naughtyrev
A coke habit that would put down a horse.
x86Daddy
The ability to do really cool shit to 93% completion and then never launch, release, publish, or share it.
RuffyRuffHausen
Ultimate procrastination
EnIightenment
pain, he got pain
DRMemeWizardPHD
FR! If Kirby ever swallowed any of us the affects would not be good.
Madringo
According to my doctor, severe advanced arthritis.
IIXRandomXII
ED... he can keep it
BenjyX55
Alcoholism.
ponkeydunch
CouchPotatoAlpha
whoabelly
Uh a flagellum and ability to fertilize a human egg if I'm reading this right.
keyblader1985
Depression, anxiety, subpar physical and mental health, and awful sleeping habits
Tengenstein
Critical thinking and the weakness that he thinks people want to be better.
zanaria
The ability to tolerate stupid people for an obscene length of time...
pr0t34n
Permanent exhaustion despite sleeping like 14 hours a day
DRMemeWizardPHD
FR! The effects of Kirby swallowing any of us would not be good for him.
Kiares
Man I'd love to sleep 14 hours at least once in my life, I've been 3-6 since I was old enough to remember
duktayp
Ability to eat 50 eggs
DRMemeWizardPHD
That was random.
captainenhancement
There’s a movie called Cool Hand Luke, where the guy eats 50 eggs.
keyblader1985
Sup Gaston
SubiBryant
Luke, is that you?
HixioftheValley
A completely untamed, ravenous desire for muscular women.
DRMemeWizardPHD
Thats one of the better thing's commented.
HixioftheValley
DRMemeWizardPHD
DnT64
Don't you mean thirsty?
DnT64
In my case, it'd be the redhead ones specifically...
HixioftheValley
DnT64
Ah yes... Urbosa is definitely on the list...