The life of a DM (OC)

Jul 16, 2022 5:38 PM

Drenathar

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I love my players, but man, are they dense sometimes...

Cat tax. Kateri is not amused by their shenanigans.

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it's not that we don't see the easy solution, we just assume the easy solution is an obvious trap

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The puzzle the bard is seeing:

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Are they dense or are the puzzles too simple so they think there must be more to it?

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But also, sometimes it's not even puzzles. i.e. shooting a crossbow at a monk during a negotiation and almost getting killed as a result.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Unlocked closed doors are the worst. They can take up a solid 30 minutes.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've got a fun player in my campaign who's made it his solemn duty to try to break down EVERY door they encounter. ?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's already gotten him almost killed when his hammer broke on a nat 1 and nailed him in the chest... While he was at 6hp after combat.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

He also spent hours punching the metal grate above the cargo hold of a ship. Love the energy, love the commitment, but wow.

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As a player recently on the other end of this, lemme explain - when you can't see the entire picture, you have no idea how much of it you--

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

--are missing. Your players could be seeing 80% of the puzzle, they could be seeing 8% of it. And they have no way to know.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Oh I know! I do the exact same thing as a player ? Besides, the straightforward solution is rarely the most interesting.

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If I had a gold for every time I've thought "There's no way it's that simple" and therefore ignored the solution, I'd be rolling in gold.

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Me: *gives party a book that's a direct conduit to boccob* Party: "okay, let's tear out a page and see what happens"

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Me:

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That's gonna be a roll on the wild magic table bud.

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