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Feb 1, 2021 12:02 AM
MoBullieMom
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BenjyX55
They should do what they did to Al Capone. Just swap juries at the last second.
catsandcoke
And they want unity with the people they tried to kill
EmanonInverse
They didn't FALL. That was planned. They got planning permission, hired professionals, and undermined shit for DECADES.
EmanonInverse
Now they realized they burned the bridge out, and they're stuck in their hole, begging for help while screaming that they don't need it.
lwoshea
The GOP is a domestic terrorist organization and needs to be treated as such.
TheLastBeerBender
Doesn't say shit except DT doesn't pay his debts. We knew that in 2015.
XXXSpork
The GOP, not the senate
tommyterpene
Not the Senate. The GOP.
PrinceOfWhales
A third party won't fix this mess. Nothing short of unseating all the GOP Trump bootlickers will fix this mess.
ReaperCDN
The fact they say they wont find him guilty before a trial immediately disqualifies them as biased.
wandermanspacebot
The senate is fine. The GOP is an absolute joke.
thewhifflingtit
The senate has never been fine.
GenStrike
Tell me more about these "checks and balances"
joot
Trump “You’re damn right I did!” Republicans: ?????so, anyway...
Rebonack
He found lawyers to defend him they keep bailing when he insists they try to prove the election was stolen rather than constitutional stuff.
EroticZombiePants
Like I've been saying, the GOP TOTALLY SUPPORTS THE INSURRRECTION ATTEMPT and WILL do it again next time they lose.
taciturnpachyderm
Right?? And the election wasn't even close!! God forbid it's actually a close call in favor of dems next time.
Copperbrat
The GOP is a septic tank.
BreakTheCode
republican senators want him found guilty. They just don’t wanna be the ones doing it themselves or they’ll lose their support. Hypocrites
daveroyal9
They’re scared of their constituents and being voted out. Which is hilarious, because they’re proving voting does matter and isn’t rigged.
thepiGemFlyer
I think the larg issue with this is thats an unfair trial if jurors have already made up their mind.
CommunCreator
Probably because he wants to take the stand when they KNOW he’ll perjure himself.
iloveminticecream
The lawyers quit because Trump is attempting to use the platform of his trial to push his lie that the election is stolen.
DrKriegersClone
So ... he's going to use the spotlight to argue the incitement was justified? Bold strategy, Cotton ... let's see if he can avoid perjury.
davemymindisgoingicanfeelit
How about Contempt? LoL
Mentok
That would be just wonderful. Make it as embarrassing as possible to not convict him.
supervillainsevilmoustache
Pretty sure the GOP establishment really doesn’t want him to go there. You don’t see any of them pushing for investigations, they’re fine
skellington01
Since when did they have any kind of power over Trump. The GOO doesn’t want Trump at all, but his like Voldemort to death eaters
supervillainsevilmoustache
...just making allegations outside to the mob.
Zreen
How much of the gop is establishment still?
supervillainsevilmoustache
Three plus half the democrats
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
Trump could plead guilty and they wouldn't convict him.
Feanor19
Ah yes the Micheal Flynn
the3truth4
The reason there’s a senate and house is to ensure the president doesn’t act like a dictator. GOP enables the shit stain
the3truth4
And we have our first trumpster downvote this because they think senate and president are meant to conspire to overthrow democracy
NiSiSuinegEht
To be fair, unlike his former lawyers, the RNC got paid...
blzrdphoto
To be fair. To be fair. To be fair. To be fair..... .gif
copingcabana
Didn't he just give them half a million from his "stop the steel" fraud?
ratfaceddog
The Pittsburgh thing makes sense now.
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
Them getting paid doesn't sound fair at all.
DrArsMoriendi
Rudy Guliani wasn't. I'd say it's his fault for barking up the completely-incoherent-and-psychotic tree.
andyskeels
The rest of them didn't?
ratfaceddog
What other kind of tree would Rudy bark up?
TurkeySlapa
Spydigg
What’s with the tubby fear?
Otteritup
This is old, trump found a lawyer. The same guy that defended Epstein, birds of a feather.
noctynight
Don't need lawyers when the jury is bribed/threatened like crazy.
SamuelPenning
Wouldn't jurors voicing opinions either way BEFORE a trial make them ineligible to serve?
Mentok
An impeachment is not conducted in a court of law
Bizarkly
A real jury -- *sure* -- but this is a 'kangaroo court'. "A kangaroo court may ignore due process and come to a predetermined conclusion."
allmypostshadnopantson
Update : he found new lawyers
5amurai3000
Update: there is still a week left till trial. Let's see what happens
whereisdannymo
if they go with his "stolen election" defense, they will be disbarred.
ImHereToGetDownvotes
We'll see if they're still around come trial day. These last lawyers were all on board until he tried to get them to spew his "stolen lies.
cantspellmanslaughterwithoutlaughter
One of his new lawyers: https://www.denofgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/its-always-sunny-recurring-characters-jack-kelly.jpg
johnwohl
well then, let the records show that he has completely normal hands, and not small hands.
JenkinsEar
From his appearance, has a high DQ. (Doofus Quotient.)
Lassannn
Wonder how much he had to (promise to) pay them.
donthaveonebrojustlurk
Given their unsavoury background, my guess is they are on a payroll he either controls or can lean on.
donthaveonebrojustlurk
Also generic FU
Lassannn
flashedjunkmind
He did?
StarscreamAndHutch
Four Seasons Total Lawfurm
CasualWaterboarding
*Lawnfirm
ShipsPassingintheNight
*Lawnfern
JackTheRabbitWhite
crankyoldgeezer
hufflesnuff
Yeah. Jeffrey Epstein's lawyer & the guy who refused to prosecute Bill Cosby for all those rapes. Swell team.
TheobromineAddict
They only exist to drag out the process. Every day the fascists render the Dem Senate inoperative is a win.
fruplesnap
I'm surprised Casey Anthony's lawyers isn't on his team too..
ratfaceddog
They is not?
professionalConfirmologist
sphericalworld
The last 4 years in a gif.
rosebudthesled
Ohhhhh if he has Einstein's lawyer there is a hope they can turn the camera's off.
YeeticusOfTheTribeYeet
Who do you think you are? Alfred Einstein?
June28th
Who you think you kidnap, Chelsea Carter!
donutposse11337
That lawyer’s client? Albert Einstein.
AvgWhiteShark
rosebudthesled
I'm concerned that Epstein was auto-corrected to Einstein. But I appreciate that the Imgurians let it slide.
AvgWhiteShark
It gave me a chance to use a gif I never get to use. Please, take this other gif for being a good sport.
RyanSilver612
Einstein didn't kill himself!
captainswoopty
Well, you’re not wrong.
AimlessSavant
Can't say I'd hate a lawyer for picking up the worst defenses. It is the right of every person who steps foot in our country.
hufflesnuff
Eh, impeachment is not a criminal charge. It's inherently political. Besides, if your defendant dies in prison, you kinda f'd up.
dyxj
A lawyer is important for us to have confidence the accused isn't railroaded by the judicial system. The job isn't to get their client off,>
dyxj
but to make sure the client is fairly represented. Even (or especially) if a person pleads guilty, they should have a lawyer.
zanaria
When lawyers wont touch a high profile case, it means they know they are going to lose. That GOP refuse to convict him despite that 1/2
zanaria
means that they are just as guilty as he is and they are worried he may provide evidence against them. 2/2
StSword1
Worse than that. Trump's preferred defense "I was ROBBED!" could get the lawyers disbarred for lying.
zanaria
Exactly. But yet the GOP keep clinging to the sinking ship...
StSword1
The GOP has been for the benefit of scoundrels at the expense of fools for decades now, Trump just shows the scoundrels can be total morons.
zanaria
Shows that half of the country is idiots if any GOP can keep getting elected. It's like shooting yourself just to claim Dems did it...
StSword1
Why do you Republicans keep sabotaging public education? They know they are dependent on those with the critical thinking skills of mushroom
Mostlydeadpool
the trouble is that party loyalty has become a requirement to the Repubs. Otherwise they'll be replace by a more loyal soldier.
SmergBlaerghl
Party loyalty to a party that shows no loyalty to their own, much less constitution and country, and are being held hostage by QAnazis
rosebudthesled
I will stand up for the 5 that have divided from what the party has become as they appear to be actual republicans.
ratfaceddog
They’d be replace?
Mostlydeadpool
if they break ranks, they'll face another republican challenger in their district. and the new guy gets all kinds of money for the election.
ratfaceddog
Son, I am disappoint.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
That's always a requirement among authoritarians.
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Party loyalty is a huge thing in all us parties
scribetree
Laughs in Al Franken.
Mostlydeadpool
yes. all of them. all both of them. sadly, but true.
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
It sucks so many fall into the party Love
Mostlydeadpool
it used to be a shorthand for your beliefs. if you're left, you're a dem. probably. if you're right, you're a rep. probably. but back >
Mostlydeadpool
> in the day there also was this mythical magical place called "the middle" where you had a little bit of left and right in the same person!
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
BoFe sIDeS
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
aww Did I insult your favorite football team
The8obman
nevernotsure
VolCana
Public defenders
TheElusiveEnchilada
To be fair he was probably less insufferable.
ratfaceddog
More sufferable?
tentacularfleshscape
Manson could actually string a sentence together
timgreentea
https://youtu.be/K2nXMjzS-QQ
McMeowmers
Well do ya?
MyNameIsCoolerThanYours
His were probably court appointed and couldn't. For Trump, he'd have to show how poor he really is to get that kind of special treatment
iputthefiresout
Manson wasn't guilty of sedition and treason.
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rebekoz
Yuuup. If Manson is doing time, so should Trump, at least- Boebert, Greene, Cruz, Giuliani too
ratfaceddog
Even now that Manson isn’t doing time.
Skeetskeetnojustkiddingthatsgross
Manson was convicted of first degree murder and didn’t lift a finger. Now why wouldn’t that apply to that treasonous assclown
Skeetskeetnojustkiddingthatsgross
(I know why, totally rhetorical question. Just sayin..ain’t that some shit)
CogPrimus
Manson's lawyers probably got paid.
Kalicula
I thought other prisoners had carved the swastika on his forehead
Feanor19
No that was all him, you can find plenty of video of him gleefully ranting about it. His whole thing was about starting a race war
slingsarrows
You’re thinking of
notreallyhereatall
If i remember right, Manson carved an X into his forehead and asked his imprisoned followers to do the same. Later he made it a swastika.
csullivan
ThatShiftyMonkey
It's so weird to think that there are millions of people who think Trump has any qualities that Jesus would endorse.
sordatos
That's Manson
DontTazeMeBrah
Clearly thats Obi-Wan Kenobi played by Manson
somethingawesomeandgreat
He’s the antichrist if anything, keeps the bible upside down
OmnibusLatinName
Those were nobler times, eh?
YaaDude
This is amazing. I mean, c’mon. EVEN lawyers are abandoning him.
evilgriff
So you’re saying Trump should hire Manson’s lawyers?
BatMidget
Manson’s lawyers would have to be insane to represent Trump!
halshing
Right! I mean carving a swastika on your forehead is one thing, but tanning your whole face with an actual asshole is on another level...!
AlwaysUpvotesRaul
unopenedpandora
Irving Kanarek was Manson's lawyer, and honestly he did some crazy stuff in court that would be more than enough for its own post...
vicvalour
Trump should copy Manson's sentance, he convinced some to kill people, Kyle Rittenhouse, capitol riot, etc etc
ratfaceddog
If he did it would be full of misspellings and random ellipses.
PhotonPhanatic
Isn't a defense lawyer's job sometime more to ensure the punishment fits the crime rather than get someone out of punishment?
iqlusionist
and to ensure fair and due process at trial
crazyspelling
Yes. Sadly necessary because DAs overcharge the shit out of crimes in many jurisdictions.
crazyspelling
I.e., "Ooh, you ripped your pants on a fence? That's felony indecent exposure, you're gonna have to register as a sex offender, too bad!"
crazyspelling
"And I see here you tried to hold your pants up while being handcuffed? That'd resisting arrest. Wow, you're lucky you aren't dead!"