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Blue sky https://bsky.app/profile/theonion.com/post/3lrdop5lzsc2h
CNChapeL
ISn't Bezos like the perfect vilain for a Bond movie ?
onecowboytoo
I just wish IT workers would unionize.
NChomsky
umbrellamaker
You joke but in the novels Felix Leiter quits the CIA and joins the Pinkertons, infamous union busters
ThrowAwayAcct0000
I'm 30 years older and the villains are still the same: rich, old, white men with no conscience. Every movie and cartoon when I was growing up, warned us about them.
battlebetter5772
Bezos just need to wear the eye patch and get it over with
MyWorkHereIsDumb
The best part is that Bezos is the quintessential Bond villain. (Did everyone else know this and I’m just late to the joke?)
Wapusk
Who else, based on the silhouette, thought that Matt Smith was the next James bond? Looking over his shoulder, not straight on... the nose being his ear?
LoopStricken
No, but I see what you're reaching for.
4picsharing
No Mr Bond I expect you'll own nothing and never be happier.
djangojazz
Specter becomes James Bonds employer under Bezos and fights the agitators.
VeryStableGenius
I'd see (pirate) a JB movie where the bad guy is some billionaire business tycoon hellbent on crushing the people that work for him.
quicksilver1
This is the third act of A View To A Kill
CatSparkleBreaker
lol the new bond villian is the local union organizer asking for bathroom breaks and AC
rigello
unsolicitedperspective
Would be surprised if this sort of thing wasn't already actively happening.
DrFartGood
Weird that a Bond villain is releasing new Bond movies.
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
Dammit Onion, STOP MAKING PREDICTIONS!
glovelyday
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JAPONfan
"Double O seven, the next mission is to find and kill leaders of terrorist organization known as.... Unions".
phobosorbust
they'll probably just say Teamsters, heavily imply organized crime ties, maybe even some weapon or drug smuggling to terrorists, and the boomer and boomer-at-heart crowd will eat that right up
bippityboppitybuttsex
Just like the owner class of the past... coal mines, car companies, banana companies (United Fruit)... just straight up murdered union leaders
jackal12345
This show's going to be such a trainwreck I just know it. Amazon is so soooo bad at adapting IPs the only question is how bad will it be.
woozle
KillingTlme
I really want to try and Bond Burger my wife tonight and see if she enjoys i.t
CouldntCakeLess
My stupid friend doesn’t get it.
casualgenderquestion2718
became a meme because of exactly how obtuse and incomprehensible it is. my guess is that it doesn’t mean anything at all, and the attempt to cohere meaning to it is the point of it to begin with.
FuzzBall87
My stupid friend doesn't get it either, unfortunately. Someday I'll teach them about what it means to Bond Burger.
AnAverageBoxEnthusiast
if i recall 6th james bond and 9th menu order item or some shit
woozle
it has been a source of discussion for a while.
earthlingextraordinaire
I bonded with a McChicken?
woozle
lol
earthlingextraordinaire
I once saw a short documentary film about one man's passionate relationship with his McChicken sandwich. The takeaway, for me, was that love truly does conquer all
CorGoBrrrr
To each their own, I guess.
woozle
glovelyday
earthlingextraordinaire
SamuelPenning
The Rock is an amazing capstone to Sir Connery's Bond career.
MK1Maniac
"I want you and the doctor to witness this. I am removing the above user's headcanon, and keeping it for myself."
earthlingextraordinaire
SamuelPenning
Honestly, it's barely even headcanon. It's pretty on the nose. The real headcanon is that The Rock is an even better kickoff for the National Treasure series.
mikeatike
Yes. He never made a movie after this.
mikeatike
Hold up, Entrapment was in between Avengers and League. Tho.. I wasn't watching it for Connery.
SamuelPenning
What on earth can you possibly be talking about?