Long time lurker here, decide to make an account and this is my first upload....I've got soooooo much stuff I wanna upload

It was a hard choice to choose what to upload first

You have no idea how many posts I've collected throughout the decade(s)

To make a small selection here...

Some might be a bit old

but still funny as hell

I like dragons

And weird humour

I've gotten a new job this monday, with more money than I've ever earned in my life. Starting to look like an elf (lost 32 kg in the past year!), still like to eat as a Hobbit. Might pick up the rest somewhere down the line. XD

METAAAAAAAAAAL

I want to be this sassy when I'm 80

I'm shining my light :3

This is the last one, I swear....

Oh wait, snowy season is coming o.O... must...upload...one..more...extra...

Also, Floki tax....He'll be watching you ALL with his super laser vision