May 28, 2021 11:46 PM
Sya5
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funny
needs_more_pixels
eyes
training
ouch
G081
They didn’t teach any of us “stooge” defensive tactics
klean9
v i
JumboBrown
Oh a wise guy, eh?
BilloC4
Someone never watched the Three Stooges and it shows!
cazzegiare
*Undisclosed location in North Korea*: "we were late to nukes and drones; we must now procure this three-stooges tactical manual stat!"
isaypoopythingabecausemostofyouannoyme
Tbh, depending how hard he pushes, I’d shoot a man for damaging my eyes
jimwormmaster
Oh, a wise guy, eh? *whoops furiously*
igotyoursauce
Nyuk, nyuk
efmora288
Wise guy huh? Woop woop woop
Odballl
Dracula:Dead and Loving It.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Nyuk.
GhostBear3067
I know nyuk-fu!
SmokyDoggg
You nuuuuumbskull!!
retrohellix
DanSandy
Tour group?
Asteroidrules
"Military"
tamillr7
Wouldn't the reflex reaction be to knee him in the nuts for poking your eyes?
MaximumMarks
You mean the knee jerk reaction?
LandiniusMaximus
Imagine being the cunt that thinks it's okay to try and blind someone like that..
MrPoopyPantz
Doink!
TargunYssboern
Who is the military?
BadBeefBrainsBadBreathBoiledBob
These are cops. Not military.
EroticZombiePants
Just most of them think they are military.
dEzero
*poink*
MalePatternBlackness
Why I ought ta!
Lane1967
KittensGivePaarthurnaxGas
LOL @ "training for 10 years" ... More like 10 week crash course in applying unnecessary force and what can qualified immunity do for you.
BlancheFromage
And how to identify black guys at first glance
QuicksilverRaven
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge an eye poke.
moecurlylarry
We taught him that.
keeperofthekeys93
PEEKABOO!
NVGoddesscottage
I never liked slapstick.
735824
Slapstick never liked you.
Hashbrown123
Surely you can't be serious.
marvster
Yes, he's serious, and don't call him Shirley
Deoxyribonucleicacidwashedgenes
They train for years in other countries? Not weeks?
Rifneno
TBF he said military, and our military isn't an embarrassment like LEO is.
Oh, my bad. I'm conflating things. Sorry, I'm tired.
NonDenominationalSpaceLaser
When done properly, there is no defense to the Two Fingers of Moe.
WatcherNotCreeper
My company literally has a sign off using the block move as we are a "vision company"
thehungryguy
captain insano shows no mercy
shank1104
I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 finger-pokes once, but I fear the man who has practiced one finger-poke 10,000 times.
grapesofwrath1120
That’s funny.
TricksForDays
What about Two Moe Fingers?
ILikeQuiteHeavyMetal
That's what she said huh
badatediting
Just dont finger two Moes
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deadpoolislovedeadpoolislife
I bet he feels really dumb right now
First, Murray is a master of both misdirection and Stoogefu. Second, that woman's technique is improper...
I think Murray wins regardless of technique.
IntentiomalTypo
You are obviously not trained in the way of the four fingers of shemp
Ha! The Curly Shuffle will allow me to escape your Shemp strike...
Isi151e
The shemp is a defensive maneuver
otusa
D&D meets Three Stooges. I’m all for this.
ThaWhiteRanger
Oh, a wise guy eh?
Fhant
*sigh* roll for attack... Again...
G081
They didn’t teach any of us “stooge” defensive tactics
klean9
JumboBrown
Oh a wise guy, eh?
BilloC4
Someone never watched the Three Stooges and it shows!
cazzegiare
*Undisclosed location in North Korea*: "we were late to nukes and drones; we must now procure this three-stooges tactical manual stat!"
isaypoopythingabecausemostofyouannoyme
Tbh, depending how hard he pushes, I’d shoot a man for damaging my eyes
jimwormmaster
Oh, a wise guy, eh? *whoops furiously*
igotyoursauce
Nyuk, nyuk
efmora288
Wise guy huh? Woop woop woop
Odballl
Dracula:Dead and Loving It.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Nyuk.
GhostBear3067
I know nyuk-fu!
SmokyDoggg
You nuuuuumbskull!!
retrohellix
DanSandy
Tour group?
Asteroidrules
"Military"
tamillr7
Wouldn't the reflex reaction be to knee him in the nuts for poking your eyes?
MaximumMarks
You mean the knee jerk reaction?
LandiniusMaximus
Imagine being the cunt that thinks it's okay to try and blind someone like that..
MrPoopyPantz
Doink!
TargunYssboern
Who is the military?
BadBeefBrainsBadBreathBoiledBob
These are cops. Not military.
EroticZombiePants
Just most of them think they are military.
dEzero
*poink*
MalePatternBlackness
Why I ought ta!
Lane1967
KittensGivePaarthurnaxGas
LOL @ "training for 10 years" ... More like 10 week crash course in applying unnecessary force and what can qualified immunity do for you.
BlancheFromage
And how to identify black guys at first glance
QuicksilverRaven
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge an eye poke.
moecurlylarry
We taught him that.
keeperofthekeys93
NVGoddesscottage
I never liked slapstick.
735824
Slapstick never liked you.
Hashbrown123
Surely you can't be serious.
marvster
Yes, he's serious, and don't call him Shirley
Deoxyribonucleicacidwashedgenes
They train for years in other countries? Not weeks?
Rifneno
TBF he said military, and our military isn't an embarrassment like LEO is.
Deoxyribonucleicacidwashedgenes
Oh, my bad. I'm conflating things. Sorry, I'm tired.
NonDenominationalSpaceLaser
When done properly, there is no defense to the Two Fingers of Moe.
WatcherNotCreeper
My company literally has a sign off using the block move as we are a "vision company"
thehungryguy
captain insano shows no mercy
shank1104
I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 finger-pokes once, but I fear the man who has practiced one finger-poke 10,000 times.
grapesofwrath1120
That’s funny.
TricksForDays
What about Two Moe Fingers?
ILikeQuiteHeavyMetal
That's what she said huh
badatediting
Just dont finger two Moes
Rifneno
deadpoolislovedeadpoolislife
I bet he feels really dumb right now
NonDenominationalSpaceLaser
First, Murray is a master of both misdirection and Stoogefu. Second, that woman's technique is improper...
deadpoolislovedeadpoolislife
I think Murray wins regardless of technique.
IntentiomalTypo
You are obviously not trained in the way of the four fingers of shemp
NonDenominationalSpaceLaser
Ha! The Curly Shuffle will allow me to escape your Shemp strike...
Isi151e
The shemp is a defensive maneuver
otusa
D&D meets Three Stooges. I’m all for this.
ThaWhiteRanger
Oh, a wise guy eh?
Fhant
*sigh* roll for attack... Again...