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May 1, 2024 12:44 AM
TacticoolWolf
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YippeeKayakOB
I guess an appropriate name would be Pontiac *ss-Tech
anarchoFeline
there are still aztecs on the road 20 years later... I'm pretty sure they're won't be any cybertrucks around that long
Knifesmith
Actually saw one in the wild today. Thought to myself, "Self, does the wankwagon come in a weird off orange color? I thought they were supposed to be "stainless".". Pulled up near it at a stoplight. Turns out they may start nice and silvery, but this one had definitely adopted, let's say, a surprisingly even "oxide coat".. HA!
TheNamiKage
Ok this might be the sleep deprivation but it sounds like a good idea. Lose the microwave altogether and add an am/fm radio. . . Ok we've invented the pontiac Aztec.
DrSchlepenstein
N64 graphics
Filanwizard
The difference is the Aztek didnt destroy GM. Tesla is looking a bit shaky atm.
mustardcutter
Ah, the Heisenberg mobile
kidonanescalator
14NipplesAndSomeGin
My favorite part about the Aztek is how no individual part of it looks like it belongs. It truly is a disasterpiece.
DdCno1
Design by committee. Far more common these days than back then.
squelcheswetly
I’ve seen a few of these around my neighborhood. The two I’ve seen the most have huge QR codes and names of businesses. But not work vehicles. They’re promoting some dumb “self-made millionaire shit.” Both. Who are these fucking losers?
xantous4201
Hey Buddy, Dont insult playstation 1 like that. That my childhood you talking mad smack about
UnhelpfulAnswers
Yeah I'd take the Aztek any day over the cyberrust
mirrorz
I'm torn between it looking like a toddler's drawing of a truck or it looking like a slightly older kid's drawing of a Warthog from Halo 1.
BenjyX55
Slightly better traction, but without the machine gun or literal indestructibility.
Calicious
Unpopular opinion: I actually like how it looks. I won't buy a Tesla because Elon is a shitstain, but I think the truck looks cool.
IAmGodot
The Aztek was more practical.
salikarn
OmnipotentBeing
I loved my 1991 CRX HF! Do not tarnish the memory of such a fine automobile here!
wihskey
Those were so great, especially in red.
salikarn
They were one of my favorite cars
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
Absolutely not. That car is a legend. And everything worked as expected.
Jacksmashsteel
Aztec was reliable
RetrogradeLlama
The Cyber UglyAsFuck. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase.
DALLASLAVOWNER
I heard DeloreNOPE the other day, I laughed
dudethisbetternotbetaken
I believe that's called Fuck Ugly, or Fugly.
hushpuppyextraordinaire
UglyAsTruck if you will
keraos
I actually saw one driving in the wild on my way in to work and almost crashed because I started laughing so hard. They somehow look dumber in person.
SerialChickenLover
I kind of feel bad that the cybertruck gets so much hate. I am also ugly and didn’t ask to be born.
mrpink83
I concur.
firlefranz
Pics or didn’t happen.
Sasurau
Please, show the Wankpanzer it's proper respect and refer to it as the Wankpanzer.
Noodlesocks
This is an insult to the Playstation 1
ameranthe
I saw a Cybertruck rolling around in my town. We have one of those old-people citadels, Sun City, within city limits, so occasionally some rich old fuck will roll through in a lambo or something. The cybertruck just looked comically stupid in person.
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
Azteks are actually useful though
ThisOldCPU
TacticoolWolf
I remember playing that in high school on apple II e's good times. and that angle really worked well on the track.
TheGriffin
Targe0
Painting it black does make it look better at least.
TrapperQ
Needs to be gouraud shaded for a proper PS1 look though.
ILikeToCallItLostWages
DItto on that
MrFancyPanzer
I would rather have the Pontiac. Better looking and better quality.
BillHubbard
I'd decline both of them.
WeCanDoBetter9
I loved my Buick Rendezvous, which shared the base platform with the Aztec. Would take either over the cyber-rust-box.
VitaminP6
Also less likely to break a pedestrians neck on a low speed collision
odinragnarok
i feel this is overly generous towards the cyber cuck.
bekindtoanimals
Pontiacs sucked too tho
pareidoliaperson
No function. All design. Then also no design
HandoB4Javert
DdCno1
To be fair, those don't look like the stock tires to me.
lordofthegoats
Indeed the Aztec was ugly but mechanically sound whereas the cyber truck is overall garbage that can't handle rain water.
firlefranz
That‘s fake news!
GhostBear3067
Agreed, looks a bit closer to Super Nintendo Starfox graphics.
itsjustplaid
I'd like to see it do a barrel roll ... all the way to the landfill
GhostBear3067
Well surely some of the metal is worth salvaging instead.
SirRichardOfHead
Nah, it's all just rust.
thedudeman519
I'm sure it will do a barrel roll intentionally or not
EniChaos
no, it'll aileron roll. doing a barrel roll would be an impressive feat of engineering
SoraHjort
YOU TAKE THAT BACK, don't diss Starfox like that!
ERKNEES
Gayforbae
Uwu
BeerCir
TheDaharMaster
😒🕶️🤏
PainKiller01
Is that a reference to something? If so then i understood that reference
thatlamer
didn't think it was possible to make it uglier, and yet
SmollCashew
Ar... Are you implying that the cyber truck is a bottom?
PineappleLoopsBrOether
pwease insert charger UwU
MK1Maniac
I feel like there's something wrong with those front wheels, but I can't quite put my finger on it...
FreelanceSpermDonor
New Tesla safety feature for parking on hills. Guaranteed not to engage at 70mph most of the time.
unamailer
'most'. 🤣
Foxplay
A Pontiac Aztek doesnt brick itself in a carwash, nor does it cost 100k or ask for a 20k founders fee
TacoPoweredHelicopter
Not does the cybertruck... Holy crap the anti electric car movement is nuts.
Foxplay
Cybercuck's thinking everybody hates EV's when anyone makes fun of their precious low poly POS
TheWhiteBarry
(psst it's not electric cars they hate, they just can't separate the CEO from the brilliant engineers that work for him and have built the coolest shit ever)
BuyMeBonestormOrGoToHell
That's an insult to the Aztek.
TheGriffin
It really is
Mortbise
And the PSX.
JohnBluehill
GUYS I DID IT FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER
BuyMeBonestormOrGoToHell
Nice.
apostlepk
Ehhhhhhh, dude the Aztek was like, REALLY fugly
Jaggededges113
Did Walter White drive an Aztek?
SarcasticComment
the Beige Aztek + Tighty Whiteys = a man who has long since given up on seeing himself as a sexual being. This is according to the show runners who made these choices intentionally
TheRicM
MapleSyrupMafia
Yes.
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
Yes and I was constantly hoping for it to be crashed, shot or blown up, but it never happened. Such a tease.
ironymus
... and for the PS one. The graphics weren't that blocky
ElbowDeepInAllTheThings
And that's an incredible feat.
LetsAutomateIT
Finally a car made with the sensibilities of a 14th century Aztec warrior in mind.
PhailRaptor
Unpopular opinion -- the Aztek is not a bad design. It's just not amazing.
pmathew
It was the first car I remember with a built in ac plug. Before that you’d have to use a 10v converter.
Titusmaul
I owned one. It was ugly as shit but it did a good job as a grocery getter.
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
The H2 of the same era has an identical interior. Same with the Avalanche. My ex father in law had several GM dealerships, so I drove quite a few of them.
datphone777365
I loved the ice cooler for an island/arm rest design.
MithridateEupator
So you can drink your bourbon on the go
datphone777365
Thats what the iv is for!
datphone777365
I loved mine for the short time i had it....
nbritsky
Still one of the best vehicles I’ve ever owned. l miss that bright yellow legend.
Fanner50
A Prius is just a scaled down Aztek.
Hypothesist
@botdrawa a tesla cyber truck with increased polygon count
BotDrawA
@Hypothesist Here's your drawing of a "a tesla cyber truck with increased polygon count"
RummageSaleBubbler
@BotDrawA Tesla Cybertruck, low-poly
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a "Tesla Cybertruck, low-poly"
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Tesla Cybertruck, low-poly, lenticular sticker"
BotDrawA
@Hypothesist Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "a tesla cyber truck with increased polygon count, figurine made out of crystal cut glass, coloured, on a table in a cabin, caustics"
Hypothesist
@botdrawa a tesla cyber truck but more regular looking
BotDrawA
@Hypothesist Here's your drawing of a "a tesla cyber truck but more regular looking"
DdCno1
All of these look better than the real thing.
BotDrawA
@Hypothesist Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "a tesla cyber truck but more regular looking, with black Susuwatari (Sootsprites) in the corner"