Megatron is savage

May 1, 2024 12:21 PM

DarthPutinKGB

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I'm with Megatron on this one. I cannot take a man seriously if he has a man bun.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I would have made a Pamela Anderson reference vis-à-vis the tattoo, but I don't think they would have gotten it.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hugo Weaving was a worthy alternative for Frank Welker, but this guy would be good too.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poor Logan

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That robot has a lot of sass for someone in ejaculating distance

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does he do kid parties?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like Thrall

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So, is there someone inside Megatron?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s not symmetry…

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

He made exit Paul

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone lucky enough to meet Oderus Urungus before his death, this feels very familiar

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WTF is that hairdo?? is he... inbred...?? :/

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the hell, the universal studios Florida one doesn't talk shit like this

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my guess is because things would get very florida man very fast

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ehhh the Florida men type don't usually find themselves at Universal. They're usually with their Disney wife at Disney.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That actor is great at what he does! “Check the megamouth on Megatron!” Lol

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Destruction: 100

1 year ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Megatron needs to be the new singer for gwar.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

R.I.P. Dave Brockie.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

More like Negatron, amirite? No? I understand, have a good day

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'd like to see Negatron neg some girls and try to get their numbers.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No one ever warned me that Megatron's greatest weapon was his mouth...

1 year ago | Likes 197 Dislikes 0

Him and your mom has the same weapon v :)

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

His mouth is the open end of the barrel when he turns into a gun

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you nut but he's still sucking

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

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1 year ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Everything reminds me of him. lol

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Been there

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you all should be blocked. stupid sexy megatrons

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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1 year ago | Likes 224 Dislikes 3

His movements scare the shit out of me. I wouldn't be able to go anywhere near him. Still cool though.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Well, here I am, low key agreeing with Megatron.

1 year ago | Likes 143 Dislikes 0

her vacant grin, clearly his words falling on oblivious ears

1 year ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

All the best villains speak a kernel of truth.

1 year ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Reasons i saved it, no selfies. Just never a good instance to post until now

1 year ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

How long has this one been loaded in the chamber waiting for a reason to pull the trigger?

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I don't even know offhand, but yeah it was an old one.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sadly they don't always talk. Went to Universal in Florida for a week and none of em made a sound. Was really disappointed.

1 year ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Went to Disneyland earlier this year and was amazed at how often the rides were breaking down and it was generally the newer ones. Amazing effects when they worked but clearly they lose a lot of reliability the more complicated it gets.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's not the complexity that is the cause of the issues, any machine that can be built can be maintained. It is the penny pinching precluding the maintenance that is the problem.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No maintenance,that costs money

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No not you Logan! had me cracking up.

1 year ago | Likes 321 Dislikes 2

While it's a joke... that's kinda shitty to agree with the robot that your child is so unlikable they shouldn't be in a family pic. Ok bring on the downvotes I disagreed with the content.

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 48

Even Logan knows you are either going to play along or run the fun for everybody. That, and the scene cuts, so we don't know if he didn't get a picture.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I'm pretty sure they went into it knowing it was a roast type of thing.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The video ends before the family walks away. Bold assumption that Logan doesn't get a picture too

1 year ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

"But my name isn't Loga-" "Shush, Logan."

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He could’ve given them a pic. Instead he gave them a story. The kid is in other pics.

1 year ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

If I were that kid. It would have really effected me. I also would have outwardly laughed and made it look like it didn't.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 10

Ha! Guess I'll stop empathizing. I'm clearly in the wrong here...

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

You aren't empathizing, you're projecting how you would perceive an event onto someone else. Don't worry about the down votes friend, your heart is in the right place.
Many would have felt the same, and he almost certainly brought them into the picture after the jokes.
Not everything is bullying though. Most of us enjoy a good light-hearted burn. 😁👍

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

That's personal problems you need to fix/get help for, bud. That's not normal or healthy.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1