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My liquid IV didn't want to mix right so I threw it in the paint shaker.
The shaker yeeted it into the wall after 45 seconds.
Gave it a taste, perfection.
Fantelroy
#21 legit the best time to emerge
ManholeStellarReconveneSubstanceOlympicsReunion
#10 This was me as a kid. I threw something like 70mph but had no accuracy. They'd put me in to pitch when they wanted to scare the shit out of a good batter. I could also throw the ball from the fence to the catcher in a flatish arc.
SinisterDuff
#13 those birds were in the labyrinth!
SteelyDad
#3
transhumanisticrecluse
*WYET*
huffnpuff72
#2 I want my GPS navigation directions to say take the second left or take the third right. I'm useless at estimating the distance to when there's 3 streets in range of view. I'd also prefer it to say go right at the roundabout instead of take the third exit. Third exit should be reserved for massive roundabouts only
TheLookAndFeelMUSIC
#12 spent a full 10 seconds wondering why they censored "guy."
DOcelot1
/gallery/crab-safe-car-christmas-island-4s8BlHX#DeXhnDyp
TheDiscoVampire
#16
KirbyUOR
#6 "Your survival depends on SHOW MORE"
jjsjosCreator
#30 no one's gonna talk about how rediculous and amazing an idea that is. I love machinery for foolishness
FetlockDeepInHuman
#5 This looks like gameboy red caterpie
3dartwork
#1 Crunchy roooooad take me hoooome
krautkebabs
#23 see: Decimation.
captainnewbi
#4 if she didn't cut it in half then she wouldn't need to glue it back to together
Kommissar00Schneider
I might have to make a qube tip now
kaoticgirl
You should have put it into an empty paint can first.
GlenL
#25 I wonder how often he gets offered a Pepsi
Quickbrownfox11
#13 this is coconut flakes at different levels of toastiness, no?
BladeTurMoiL
#14 im at work / have time to waste. Can i get a tutorial?
toolzgalore2
#13 pre breaded chicken?
jimjong1
I thought they were emos
EleganceIsDead
I was actually wondering is they were wonky Chickens or wonky Parrots. LOL!
XXXSpork
#18 this is such a controversial topic
amp99
#18
14NipplesAndSomeGin
#7 This is an uncomfortable thing to say, but if you ever find yourself in that situation, you're probably dead. The best defense against it, is awareness: get in the habit of checking your backseats before you get in your car.
MaleProstateMilker88
Typical blue account behaviour: not only are they paying Musk to use social media, they're also using his exploitation tool. Probably paying for it, too.
NathanDogCarFrog
#1 Dungeon Crawler Carl
LateNightBunnyParty
#26 My husband and daughter refer to me as The Bloodhound because I can smell ants and a few other things that I guess they can't smell.
imakesoap
My kids (they are both grown up now) said that squished ants smell like blue cheese and vice versa! I thought they were bullshitting me all of these years!
schmendrickthemagician
What do ants smell like?
LateNightBunnyParty
Acidic and sour and kinda spicy. Like...rotten oranges and black pepper. With a hint of eucalyptus or something.
transhumanisticrecluse
being the only one in the family with good hearing, its an uphill battle having it recognized the heater circulation pump is broken. and when they accept it because the pump starts clicking, they replace the entire central gas heating instead of the pump *facepalm* if it were at least heatpump...
CowboyRooster
Ooft. My family have very little sense of smell or common sense. They don't react if/when there's an electrical fire, they just stand as electronics start to smoulder, or try to block me from throwing the smoking appliance out of the house.
They also panic if the heat pump goes into defrost mode, and spam turning it off and on again rapidly while getting more and more agitated as "don't turn off" message appears. I had to physically block them from the controls and confiscate the remote. =|
LateNightBunnyParty
Wow, that sure is a whole story.
Apoxyus
Old school pharmacy trick for mixing powder into liquid. Hold upside down in 2 hands and motion like youre rolling playdo or starting a fire with a stick. It creates a little tornado that pulls all the powder to center.
Thejamesconner
This is good. Alternatively, magnetic stirbar and mixer
merrburr
How come my pharmacy friends don’t tell me these cool tricks? Ty
princessjassy
We are like magicians, we don't like to reveal our secrets
pork4brains
#20 the window isn’t down, and I can feel the bass atomizing my bones from 3 cars back
keillrandor
Hah - I live nr a crossroads on a semi-busy road in Leicester - I feel them coming, stopping then leaving whether I want to or not...
NomDeImguerre
#4 As an actual Dutchman, that's disgusting. Not the stroopwafel itself, that's fine. It's the combination with the haring, or raw fish in the next stall over there.
JapanesePizza333
I don't think you have to eat them together.
dutchguy1986
No but I think the smells stick together
theinternetkeepsmealive
The fucking what now?
Morganelefay
Raw herring with onions. It's an actually pretty delicious treat in the summertime, BUT it should not be in a stand directly next to the Stroopwafels due to the scent and all that.
theinternetkeepsmealive
Ew yeah I can imagine.
gayvillian
#18 People who back in say you get out faster, but it takes longer to back in, so there's no net gain. I fully understand backer-inners are going to be enraged by this observation.
newsguycraigevans
I only back my lifted pickup in when I know I'm wasting someone else's time.
drakonild
If I'm parking, I know that I have some extra time. What I don't know is if I'll need to leave in a hurry in the future because of an emergency. All the cars at my scout camp were required to back in, in case of an emergency evacuation.
johnnyhandbags
I back into spots when the jackass to the left doesn’t understand what the painted lines mean.
DrR5
elvianempire
I generally try to back into parking spaces that are at the street. backing into such a spot is safe, but backing out of it? nah, I'd rather be forward.
TheLookAndFeelMUSIC
No, just disappointed 😐
NotAGarbageCant
The point you have missed...
theinternetkeepsmealive
And I'm far more likely to do damage to all cars involved by trying to back in. I'm not even that good at going in the normal way.
backrideup9
Backing in has nothing to do with speed, for me at least. I get to better see every other idiot trying to back out, and not even bothering to look over their shoulder, so I can properly navigate away from the accident.
Arbitrarynamehere
I get to work early so I can easily back into whatever parking space I want and when I leave the parking lot is mostly full so driving straight out is also pretty easy
UsersubPoetLaureate
Back in to my spot at night when I have time to take my time. In the morning for work it’s all rush.
Richter12x2
Let me posit another theory. It's easier to back in than to back out, because as you back in, you have clear sightlines. When backing out, you just have to hope and pray until your front windows get past the rear of the housing block trucks and SUVs that everyone drives.
Galaxy brain is to park where you can pull through, so you don't back in at all, and an extra 100 ft of walking isn't going to kill you. Doesn't apply in all situations obviously.
MechanicalRomance
The real ones are the ones who always find a pull through spot
WrongUn
Not enraged, just happy to explain how you're wrong. I can back into a space backwards as quickly as people can go into one facing forwards. Just the only difference is when I leave the space I have better visibility and I'm not backing out into traffic which is far more dangerous.
barbarian818
I routinely park backed in, but I have a good reason. I drive a sideload wheelchair van. And where the ramp deploys is more important than where the grille is pointing.
Kiotetravels
It's not faster. It's SAFER. Backing in means you're doing the dangerous part (backing up) into a place where people aren't likely to be. Instead of out onto the road/ parking lot where there are pedestrians/ moving cars.
Kittynomnoms
Ah, but at my school the backer-inners also had the added benefit of ALSO slowing down everyone else while they attempted it 4-5 times.
Grizabellakat007
I’m with you. Also, unless you have little ones in your back seat, wouldn’t you rather pull out with the back of the vehicle instead of where you are? Also, there’s way more room!
Boxofknofes
Actually that’s when I prefer to back out..
SavageDrums
It's easier to see other cars when you're pulling out of a spot. And basically all cars come with backup cameras now.
TheLeanWolf
Not quite.. I have a parking spot in a parking garage and if it's cars in every spot around it's much easier to back in than to back out.. Backing in isn't difficult because you have the main passage to maneuver, but when you back out you have the cars/collumns on both sides and the wheels that turn the car are at the deep end, if you get my meaning. This was more than I meant to write about this..
Phraxonomy
It's easier if the seeing bit and the turny bit are furthest out
bamcobra
Not a particularly clear explanation but , nevertheless, you’re correct, so you get an updoot. +1
EchoOfSnac
Also, I'm usually in a much bigger hurry leaving home than arriving, so I wanna back-in there. If I do I can just pull out forward later much more easily, and with a significantly lower chance of collision because I couldn't see oncoming traffic past the retaining wall or the shrubbery or the other parked vehicles. Generally the only place I back-in is home. ┗(•ˇ_ˇ•)―
RabidNutria
This for me as well. Except I back in most places. I am in the lane, I have the right of way. It seems like a good time to do the hard part.
digginlife
And if you’re in a long truck, the wheel position part explains why it’s so much easier to back in. Plus old trucks don’t have backing cameras, making backing out of tight spots even more difficult.
EchoOfSnac
My current car has one of those cameras. It's a game-changer. ┗(•ˇ_ˇ•)―
frf211Diver
Alright, well... do you drive a car? Sure, pull in or back in, whatever. Most cars have cameras and you can see what you're doing.
My pickup? I'd rather see what I'm doing pulling out.
The semi I drive during the week?
4 way flashers mean I'm doin something, roll the dice on cutting me off I guess 🤷♂️
I have fantastic insurance and 4 way cams on it.
I do my best to not accidentally flatten the rest of you.
So far so good!
jimjong1
Do most cars really have cameras? I doubt we're anywhere near the halfway point yer
frf211Diver
I'll rephrase the camera part: my company has 3cams on my truck for work. I, spent $200 and have another cam, for my own ass. Which has the option for both front and back.
As a professional driver for the last 17 years, get a F@ckin dash cam.
You wouldn't believe the shit I've seen.
I've even texted video to a driver that has an accident in front of me that wasn't their fault.
I can swap that cam between the semi and my pickup.
I drive a '92 silverado.
If I can do it, so can everyone else!
ChloeRed
2 of the sites I work at have a reverse parking policy, don't park the right way round 3 times and you're banned from site.
TheN8
Biotech site I worked for would have hourly security patrols of the lot. They would call you out over the tannoy to come turn your car around if it wasn't backed in. It was a 30+ minute walk from some of the Level 2 and 3 Bio labs, and the interruption to manufacturing could cost thousands, so management had zero sense of humour about it.
arajad
Do you have parking stickers? I've been places that had this policy so your parking sticker was visible from the driving lane.
ChloeRed
No, what we have is rail equipment, and if you can't follow this instruction, you will likely die on site from not following other instructions.
ChloeRed
90+ tonnes of rail maintenance equipment will kill you.
arajad
Oof. I hear that. So this is an industrial version of Van Halen's brown M&Ms.
ChloeRed
Bingo
Fantelroy
I'd rather back into a space than back out of one into traffic
gayvillian
And it starts lol. Someone can still hit you while you're backing in.
SuperRippedNobody
And some9ne can hit you on any road at all, so I guess don't drive at all then?
You back in because it's easier to see when you drive out. That's it.
arajad
Yeah, but it's a lot easier to see them coming. Which way I pull in has a lot to do with visibility.
Valkyr1987
If you get hit backing into a space that driver will be at fault, if you get hit backing out of a parking space you will be the at fault driver, it's as simple as that. I can see cars coming before I ever move when backed into a space
bamcobra
Yes, but if it’s while you’re backing in, you can see them coming and maintain eye contact, so there’s that.
jimjong1
Someone can still hit you while you're parked, and before you get in your car too. What's your point?
Richter12x2
It's easier for them to see a whole ass car that's been there as opposed to one that's just suddenly backs out in front of them because they can't see around the Ford King Ranch Dressing 1000 Island edition and just floor it and hope God is on their side.
Fantelroy
So it doesn't matter which way we go, it's all personal preference :D