Michael Clarke Duncan is tired of Docker

Jun 12, 2025 3:01 PM

MHammett

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Michael Clarke Duncan is tired of Docker

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Are you kubernetesing it? What about ye ole Helm charts?

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

And he passed away thirteen years ago. RIP

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well then Apple has just the announcement for you, then! https://github.com/apple/container

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Just pull a new image

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The shoes or the program?

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Or the pants?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... for building or deploying?

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Between the two, I would say deployment, but the deployment is the easy part. Using it afterwards, not so much.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you are really trying to do things inside your container after it's deployed, you're probably misusing microservice containers, and/or you haven't deployed sufficient MELT to know what your containerized applications are doing.

If you're using Docker just to run a VM, there are better options out there.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Neither, his boyfriend's nickname is the docker

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

then find another container solution

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I much prefer LXC in Proxmox, but I often have to work with things that others have created.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, I know 'bow to the absurd' very well.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0