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Welcome to Lythronax argestes, the grandfather of T. Rex (and my second favorite dinosaur)

Its name means 'The Gore King of the south' and hails from Utah ~80 million years ago. It would have lived in a 'near shore coastal community' with a plethora of horned dinosaurs, some flying reptiles, and a couple of 'duck-billed dinosaurs' (and some stinky rat mammals)

It's a very fitting name. Some of the better preserved teeth found have serrations that can still cut paper with ease

Lythronax is the oldest known specimen of the 'wide faced' tyrannosaurs, which means a bigger, badder bite, and is the earliest named direct T. Rex ancestor

Teeth are generally less than 3" but seem more serrated than much later tyrannosaurs

The teeth and skull are incredibly well designed for a bite-then-pull action for eating hadrosaurs and ceratopsians

Support your local museum(s). They do so much of this research for less $ an hour than people make at McDonald's

Photo credits goes to Atuchin, Staab, Sertich/Lowen,et. al., and Lukas Panzarin
https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-24817884

Also, every one of these dinosaur parts are insanely heavy and hard to move from the hyper-remote places they are found. Even helicopters have trouble getting to the fossil locations, so fossil jackets have to be moved by hand even if they are several hundreds of pounds. If you ever meet a field paleontologist give them your gratitude and buy them a beer. They all need it

Not accurate...

...But still funny. Upvotes appreciated if you like dinosaurs. I have lots of cool stuff to share about dinos and shit if there is interest
yoursecondcosin
What about a giga... from ark
Grimmrog
Imagien we never saw an elephant, and would picture it, guess what we never would give it a trunk. So maybe soem dinoosaurs had one?
iputmyballsonit
NeuroNerd87
My cousin discovered a dinosaur here in England on the Isle of Wight. Eotyrannus Lengi. So cool that a dinosaur is name after him.
scrambledoctopus
When I lived in denver I always wanted to look for dinosaur bones but never got the chance
DannyDoggo
Keep em' coming...love these guys.
afterlifecrisis
Wait, have y'all decided to pluck them after all that ruckus?
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
The gore king of the south is the most metal fucking name
JustBoone
Dinosaurs! Yeah!
LenzKist74
Well, ya learn summit every day! Cretaceous creature feature. Science and art FTW.
SecretlyASiberianHusky
“The Gore King of the South” sounds like the best Deathcore band name ever.
kallekaskas
I just realized that one could say "jurassic" to a person with a damn good butt
PleaseNotTheFace
Could that thing kill a T-rex? You bet Jurrasic can!
GondwanaCraton
This post is 100% Dina approved! http://www.dumbingofage.com
coupNchise
https://giphy.com/gifs/friends-ross-geller-i-know-XZ0yPco3eynUAGU0i3
intolerable
I would love to be a paleontologist but can’t really study it where I live..
venomlash
As a paleontologist, follow your dreams! You don't need to be in an area known for fossils to study them. Just major in geolgy (bio minor)!
PlayingWithDynamite
But Lythronax argestes, at the hardest parts of my life why were there are only one set of footprints?
PlayingWithDynamite
That is where I carried you
KingOfTheAnarchists
Hey, those rat mammals may be stinky, but they’re my ancestors, dammit!
orbitn
When someone says "Hails from Utah" i imagine a dinosaur with a house, white picket fence, sunglasses and reading the paper.
Yupurineutah
Correct. His name is Orrin Hatch.
thebadbadryan
Great post! I really dig it and this site needs 100% more dinosaurs !!!
howToLoseTheGame
Trying to chisel out a pun eh...
JoetheGeologist
Thanks!
just4thelolz
StewedTomaters
You're welcome
AndrewBuggy
I thought posting pictures of tits were banned ??
LateNightBunnyParty
Yes it does! <3
KarlsBanana
What book is that first image from @op
JoetheGeologist
"At the top of the Grand Staircase" I believe
AndrewBuggy
It was about 2.5 tons in weight, whilst big, the 8 ton T-Rex ain't 'moving over' any time soon.
JoetheGeologist
There are individual/isolated fossil elements found that hint that it might have gotten much bigger, not 8 tons but still big
JoetheGeologist
Either way, T.Rex is old news. The dino world needs some new blood in the mix rather than just obsessing over the same old ones
AndrewBuggy
Just because you're 'fed up' with T-Rex doesnt mean the facts change.
JoetheGeologist
Who said the facts changed? Fact is there would be no T.Rex w/out Lythronax since that is the earliest known wide faced tyrannosaur
Steelcan
Recent developments indicate that dinosaurs such as T-rex had lips, not exposed teeth like crocodilians
JoetheGeologist
They also probably couldn't lIft/stick out their tongues
just4thelolz
#10 I remember that picture from my childhood. That's an oooold picture!
elucca
By Charles R. Knight, apparently from the 20's. You can tell it's old by the upright tripod pose of the theropod and the floppy tails.
JoetheGeologist
I have volumes of terrible old paleo art like that I grew up with that I want to frame and hang up but the wife say no
just4thelolz
I got a whole box of dinosaur collector cards somewhere my granddad gave me. Man, I need to find that.
JoetheGeologist
Post them when you find them!
just4thelolz
Will do. They are in German though.
GrumpyEditor
As a massive dinosaur nerd, take the upvote and follow. Last summer I was in Drumheller. Get to see MOR this summer.
GrumpyEditor
Also...while not a tyrannosaurid, I’m partial to Acrocanthosaurus.
MightyMile
But what is your 3rd favorite dinosaur???
JoetheGeologist
Utahceratops gettyi because its named after my good friend who's no longer alive. My 1st favorite I found and hasn't been named yet ;)
MightyMile
Congrats!! May I suggest DinoMcJoeFacedImgur.
LateNightBunnyParty
My top 3 are parasaurolophus, chasmosaurus, and stigimoloch.
JoetheGeologist
Also Staab (and Atuchin) do the most beautiful works in the world. Like the Michelangelos of dead animals. Support them if you can
FuzzyAdventurer
Have some respect! Those stinky rat mammals are our ancestors x'D
LateNightBunnyParty
@OP Dinosaurs are my freakin' favorite thing ever. I've got a parasaurolophus family tattooed on my arm cuz I love hadrosaurs.
JoetheGeologist
I have a love/hate relationship with hadros. They are cool dinos but always end up in hard sandstone which means years of sawing/jackhammer
LateNightBunnyParty
I'm so jealous that you actually get to do that. From time I was like 5, I wanted to be a paleontologist. Never got to actually do it.
JoetheGeologist
Look into volunteering. Museums thrive on their volunteer base
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
As someone in a museum, no, none of the researchers are getting paid less hourly than McDonald's employees.
JoetheGeologist
Unless you are a curator, most field work is unpaid because the museum can't afford to pay 30+ extra people for 2+ months
RavioliSpaghettiPasta
You guys might just get paid more. It probably depends on where you live :/
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
Emphasis on researcher. My ass is a tour guide, I don’t get paid more. The program developers and historians are well-funded, tho
NastyBert2000
Museum salaries in general are shamefully low. Too many are expected to work for free or close, and not just grad students and postdocs.
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
I’m not saying that’s not true, but the “paid less than McDonald’s workers” is a massive exaggeration.
NastyBert2000
Also the reprehensible trend of replacing skilled labor with "volunteers" as it's a cool job sometimes and management can get away with it.
JoetheGeologist
The field program i work for is 99% volunteer because camping/food cost ~$40k a month and its usually all donor money
NastyBert2000
Sure. Volunteers are great for special events. It's when you have "volunteers" replacing full time staff that there is an ethical issue.
JoetheGeologist
Not really. There are plenty of rich, retired dentists and the like that happily give their time for free running a 'touch cart' so that...