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MTG blames weather control on Texas Floods where 40 are dead, including summer camp children.
DOGE slashed the National Weather Service earlier this year.
Jul 6, 2025 1:14 AM
AnonymousMockingjay
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MTG blames weather control on Texas Floods where 40 are dead, including summer camp children.
DOGE slashed the National Weather Service earlier this year.
revasseur
So ban unnecessary PBDE's and Bisphenols and PTFE's?
MacAlba1314
brightlightbarking
I need to know if she's actually that fucking stupid and crazy, or if she is just playing to the stupid crazy crowd that voted for her in the first place.
onecowboytoo
Ski lodges will be pissed.
NibblonianNibbler
Wait so the democrats were controlling the weather but they're powerless so who is controlling the weather now?
mithiwithi
Presumably the answer would be "the deep state" or something batshit like that. Nevermind that DOGE already cleared out the actual deep state (aka career government officials just doing their jobs).
evildadunit
so tryin' to help is a felony? but inadvertanlty, and knowingly releasing tons of carbon just gets the ole whoopsie! here! have some tax subsidies?? is there a spare god available to rapture her? anyone??
qtRaven
RogCkn101
Wait, help me understand. There's a giant conspiracy that's purposely altering our weather yet climate change has been proven over and over?
rowm
Why can’t conservatives just control the weather? Why would you vote for someone who can’t or doesn’t want to?
RenaissanceFaireMan
She should include dumping substances into our waterways if she wants clean water. Felony offense.
Hexidimentional
I hope she does push this bill through and its as vague as possible... go ahead you stupid bitch outlaw ICE engines
Chereazi
Free upgrade to houseboat, neat!
crazyspelling
TBH, that's some seriously good waterproofing on that home if it floats and bobs like that.
ezmicken
Just let her do her bill, it might end up prohibiting the injection of c02 into the atmosphere and kill the oil and gas industry
mixiekins
Mazz69
to be fair, marjorie three toes greene would be confused by a Bologna sandwich
IThoughtIdComeUpWithABetterUserNameThanThis
well why DOES it rhyme with 'pony' though? Is there horse in my sandwhich??
SometimesOthertimesAnytime
MoonBoots92
Don't be mean to the rocks. They've done more good for humanity than this bish could ever dream of. For starters, rocks can be thrown at fascists.
WindowStreetJournal
How can a children's camp have 750 kids in it? Is that an industrial camp? Sounds way too large.
gcleff19101
I mean fuck I guess in 200 years when it's possible or something they won't be allowed to do it? Otherwise who fucking cares
IAmGodot
"the express purpose" So want clean air and water EXCEPT if it's all the things actually destroying our air and water cause that would piss of the the GOP donors.
dontrike
So humans can't change the climate, and therefore the weather, but humans can change the weather......do I have that right?
Apothecarius
Alright guys, time to knock off the weather modification for now, they're on to us.
IThoughtIdComeUpWithABetterUserNameThanThis
but i just had a second serving of beans!
OMFGWhatHaveWeDONE
UnattendedDeviant
And she'll compartmentalize her accusation by thinking Trump had nothing to do with it and knew nothing about "those people controlling the weather to attack a red state."
LydiaLPineault
Wow they got flash lights they're in The house is moving!
onecowboytoo
They got a new house boat.
JackieTreehornProductions
I was like hold up, is there a light on in there? Hold UP is there people in there?!?! HOLD UP THEY'RE ALL CASUAL ABOUT THIS IN THERE?!?!?!
SmokeyIsTheBandit
Just when you think humans can't possibly get any dumber
nojustsayitdont
So we can apply this to the heaviest fossil fuel polluters? yes? Maybe they accidentally shot themselves in the foot here.
IThoughtIdComeUpWithABetterUserNameThanThis
it's a nice thought but you can't use their own bullshit against them because they don't care about fairness or justice, they make these rules as a pretext to hurt the people they hate and that's the only way they'll use them. A company heavily pollutes? Lobby says don't worry about it. A trans person farts? Obviously that's a harmful chemical and they need to be punished.
Exyr
I mean cloud salting is real and does have affects. Look at what happened to Dubai last year. China does it all the time.
chefsoda
The US has been doing it steadily since the Second World War. It’s a standard part of the western irrigation process.
mixiekins
hell, there was even an episode of Gumby that was about seeding clouds, they screwed up and it rained mud on the blockheads iirc.
OrkenMork
MTG trivializing people's loss for worthless points..
Omnimorph2112
Pretty sure this dumb bitch can't even read. So fairly certain nothing even resembling a scientist or scientific study was involved in this bullshit she's proposing.
misterCT
But she’s been “researching “ 🤣
WiiShaker
This also made my eyes roll out my head.
ButtPlunger69
She must be the sort to make up how the world works like a 5 yr old kid and just tells their older relatives how "THE STORM LAST NIGHT HIT THE HOUSE AND GOD MAD THE GO BOOM AND IT SCARED ME BUT THE RAIN WAS A FLOOD THAT AVOIDED MY HOUSE CAUSE GOD LOVES US AND THERE WAS A TORNADO BUT IT ONLY HIT THE BAD PEOPLE BUT IF IT HIT ME ID WRESTLE IT AND WIN" whilst being an adult and ignoring the absolute fucking tragedy of children dying. MGT will burn in hell
ButtPlunger69
*MTG
autocorrect
somerandomusernamething
I'd just like to note she has never authored a bill that has been signed into law. She is as she has always been, a distraction.
Samja192
It will never cease to amaze me how some republicans can get soooo close to the truth, but still completely miss the mark. If dems are clever they could make sure the wording on this bill gives them teeth to tackle the fossil fuel industry
mixiekins
exactly! this is what I've been saying, like using that dipshit musk to build EV infrastructure in infamously peroleum-dominated red districts; these morons will barrel ahead either way, so why not steer them in such a way that they do something useful? they do anything if they think it's their idea and it'll somehow own the libs. hell, it's looking like we have a golen opportunity again with dumbass elon to get him to bankroll the lobbying necessary to finally implement ranked choice voting.
AimingForAdorkable
Lmao. Shhhhh. Just let them pass it then, ok?????
DontNeedAWeatherManToKnowWhichWayTheWindBlows
This may come as a shock (it does to me), but I agree with MTG! We should not be putting weather and climate modifying substances into the air. Let's start by ending the subsidies to fossil fuel companies that sell fuels like coal and petroleum that put weather modifying CO2 into the atmosphere.
JacktheKind
are the coming full circle on the crazy train to understand climate change now?
jtalbain333
Love when they accidentally do good things, even if they eventually walk it back because they didn't mean it "that way". It puts me in mind of when Texas passed an anti-trans bill declaring it illegal to perform any surgery to remove or alter any part of the genitals of a minor. My immediate thought was, "So circumcising children is illegal in Texas now? Neat."
Mongicane
Broken clock? As another reply said, so close to getting it…
PineappleLoopsBrOether
Easy there … remember, she’s republican, so she’s probably projecting some kind of confession about how they’re actually using some kind of weather manipulation to flood Democrat states.
ButtPlunger69
And in the most republican fashion possible only a red state saw 50+ deaths
MaleProstateMilker88
"wait, no, not like that!"
ryti
Except this about propaganda and stupidity
Salmivalli
But what if Big Oil says NO?
dontrike
A shame she doesn't think pollution causes it. She just believes in conspiracy bullshit.
NotABadLookingNarcissist
You had me in the first half.jpg
blahblahbushes
You could also start by abolishing cars, trucks, trains, and (non-nuclear) power plants.
monkeydwolfwood
It would be funny, i know they won't let it happen, if this passes and environmental lawyers go after oil companies
3andAHalfLivesAgo
IIRC someone else said that it is set up in such a way that it would allow oil companies a free pass
Mongicane
Please. Go leopards!
GreaterDog
It wouldn't, because oil companies do it for profit and utility. This isn't accountability to polluters, it's prohibiting any artificial atmospheric remedy to the climate disaster they're stalling us deep into
pixelsnader
Wouldn't work. "Express purpose" being the key here. The purpose of gasoline is moving a car or generating profit or similar. Climate change is 'just' a side effect.
astronomygeek7
We can only hope they don’t realize this. Pass this bill (Trump doesn’t read them) and watch the cauldron stew.
WhatzitTooya
Of course, republicans are known for applying the law fair and square, no exceptions. /s
kimbozo
I mean, my first thought was like man, she's so close to getting it, but then she goes back to talking insane
derekjohn
*factory setting.
ZoBrightlance
Nah, she gets it. Notice she specifically calls out "modifying the weather" but says nothing about "dumping toxic chemicals into the air during manufacturing" or "excessive personal aircraft usage" or "wannabe space program pissing contests".
Cultistchan
i want to see it enforced this way, it will be so funny
Mostlydeadpool
they specifically made her add "for the purposes of changing the weather" in there because its perfectly legal to POISON the atmosphere with those things. you just can't do it, you know, for a good reason...
Vengeraxe
Aye, first thing I looked at and though "But if it was on accident, no problem"
Mostlydeadpool
or on purpose but not to change the weather. it's like "crossbows are fair and honorable weapons and allowed.... except against other Christians where it's a dire sin" That's an oddly specific limitation...
idontreadyourreplies
it has to be for profit and nothing else
Unclescam
If controlling the weather were a feat yet possible, there would be great profit in it.