Muscles with not enough brains...

Apr 8, 2020 3:42 PM

LollipopFromHell

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Muscles but not enough brains

Make very SURE everything is cullared tight before lifting heavy thing.

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Uh I was expecting to see something else lol

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Butt off the bench, bouncing the weight, Traplord, how many reps is that? ZERO!

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

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5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If ur gonna go heavy make sure ALL your equipment is heavy rated.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing after that he doesn't have enough teeth anymore either

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now that’s a dedlift.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Taking the skull crusher sets very seriously.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think he ripped his pants from farting due to too much pressure.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But dudes he has the end clips on them, he wasn't stupid just didn't think they would slip off. And how would a spotter help here?

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Maybe don't weight what you can't lift without throwing your back and twerking the dumbbell up? Maybe don't take a vid of your junk too.

5 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 1

well for one the spotter would be laughing his ass off and 2 it would be stupid mcgee not be in pain as much

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Either clips or screwed on, they didn't have enough of the bar to maintain hold.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, pants with too many holes

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ll be honest: was waiting for his other nut to make the last hole.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

?1

5 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 0

Bring in the funeral dudes!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Had to watch it twice cause first time I was just watching the hole in his pants

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wow. This is why I like solid dumbbells. Now barbell benching solo work is clampless. I can dump weights in an emergency if need be.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not pretty, but effective. However I'm dumping plates on the floor and not on my face.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RIP glasses

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I didn't see those 1st time...owwww

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

RIP teeth/lips

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Those are just friction collars.. not awesome when they have full contact. You know like the plates did with his face...

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Education is important but big muscles is importanter

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Aaaaand concussion

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Coffin dance would be a good addition

5 years ago | Likes 365 Dislikes 6

I legit went to legs kicking and a bench bar across the throat.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

aparrently we now call it discoffin

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

v

5 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

No no, it's gotta have the sound

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

v I did what I could.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

You know what? I'll take it!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

+1 for the wholesome response

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That hurt my face wtf?

5 years ago | Likes 381 Dislikes 0

You face hurt, ...from laughing?

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

It hurts like hell when I drop my phone on my face. I can’t even imagine this guy’s pain!

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Me too. Sympathy pains, man. Oooooow!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

darwin smiles

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What are we looking at... like 65 lbs to the face? Might want to have more then one thread grab.

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

...also he has heavier plates that wouldn’t be so wide.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

than*

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nah 1 is good enough what could possibly go wrong

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't understand why people don't use clamps

5 years ago | Likes 298 Dislikes 9

It's not same fun for imgurers that's why

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nipple clamps? Thats in a different kind of workout video....

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just use traditional metal screw bolts they don't fall off like this

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You're the guy at the gym who uses clamps on the Smith machine aren't you?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I dont think you use clamps for the hole in his pants.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

GIVE HIM THE CLAMPS!

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Aren't those black things on the end clamps? Looks like it just gave out to the weight...

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Probably not rated to handle the weight he has on

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like they were on by barely half a thread length. One wobble and they were loose.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He is...just too many plates for the bar and the collars dont have enough purchase to maintain.

5 years ago | Likes 254 Dislikes 2

Not gonna lie, going through a routine like that and doing the same thing, you really wouldn't expect that to happen.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah yes I see now. Thank you.

5 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

I believe that those clamps are not made for the old style bars. The new bars have groves cut into them. Old are smooth AF

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I was wondering why he was using so many small plates when he could just use the ones behind him

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like it's not a clamp but a screw on lock, appears it rotates CCW just before the weights fall off. Dumbell also looks threaded.

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

So my guess it was only held on by a couple threads, and as he jars the weights up and down in the beginning, you can see everything rotate.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I think it was less than a thread because the played for off when his forearm hits the bigger plate. Shitty form from too much weight too.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The collar loosened, then came off.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07HCKPGGB/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_U_RcJJEbSJ7T0GW Looks like 1 of these. Just not enough realestate to hold.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

His forearm pushes the plates outward, overcoming the clamping force.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I love seeing the term “purchase” used. I don’t know why. I just do.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Same, it's satisfying

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There were "screw nut" things on the end. If you make a certain movement, the weights spin a bit and turn those. This guy put too many

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

weights on the bar, only very little left for that nut, make that spinning motion and unscrewed the nut. Coffin dancers got a gig.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't put clamps on the bench bar cause I don't have a spotter and in an emergency I can slide them off. I don't lift that much anyways

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

I always use clamps, it's been drilled into my head from football, we'd have to run a mile in full pads if someone forgot to clamp.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The only time I don't use clamps is with a bench bar, otherwise I clamp those suckers on good

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bar: yes, go ahead and don't use clamps. Hand weights? Bad idea

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Same. The other way is to set up the squat rack as a bench press, so you have the sides to catch you if you get stuck

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Supposed to touch your chest with the bar though, catch bars would get in the way.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same, but that's obviously a different scenario.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Same here. I prefer solid dumbbells though.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Solid dumbbells are objectively better. But plate dumbbells are cheaper & take up way less space. So they're often used in home gyms.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True, but still cheaper than x rays and CT scans.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dumbbell exercises.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Dumb bellexercises.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Was expecting shit to shoot out of the hole in the pants

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Was looking for this

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm more worried about that hole in the pants than anything else in this

5 years ago | Likes 3702 Dislikes 1

Or spotters

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It just keeps trying to attack other people whenever they walk by

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Dont worry. It's for a solid reason. I wood'nt worry.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

"Worried".

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

srsly, waiting to see the inguinal hernia happen

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Totally thought a turd would come out of that hole....

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I couldn't look at anything else the first go round

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I have a suspicion that he wore them on purpose

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I was waiting for that up skirt shot?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago (deleted Apr 9, 2020 5:14 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I mean it works for porn stars lol

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was the first thing I saw, that it was the point of the video. Loo

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I thought we were about to see some brain

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah any brain damage on this guy has already been done before

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Worried, or intrigued?

5 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 1

Those are caused by “lifting farts”, they can be quite violent.

5 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 1

haha violent

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Followed by the creatine shits

5 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

One guy blew out his rectum. Poor guy

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Way, way more than one guy. Rectal prolapse is a danger to all power lifters.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes but this one came with a video and pictures.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What??? D:

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ikr getting your face crushed by 20-30 kilos of solid metal is nothing compared to a hole in the pants

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

With glasses on as well!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Last time he lifted those waits he shat through his pants

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You too, are a seer of that which cannot be unseen.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can see one of his golden nuggets.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That's for his dick

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it would be for his prolapse.

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Just take a fist and stuff it back inside...

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That is so gross but unfortunately very possible.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He sharted them thru on many occasions

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I was waiting for it...but it never happened...Is it wrong that I think it's a missed opportunity...Internet do something about this...

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Absolutely not. I wasn’t watching the weights either

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Love it when the comment has more likes than the post!

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Im not worried at all....

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I kept thinking that’s where the action was going to be.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's probably too small ...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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When you do squats, say goodbye to pants they'll all get worn out that way when your quads get large enough

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Easy gloryhole access for those thirsty bitches.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I was waiting for a kitten's head to pop through

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I expected something to pop out!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was waiting for a different type of slip.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It just happens when you lift and run and have big legs and glutes. I do body building and have to buy new pants all the time

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Air conditioning

5 years ago | Likes 328 Dislikes 1

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Everybody does it

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wow...never saw that!

5 years ago | Likes 221 Dislikes 1

And now I can't unsee it

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OMG. That was the first thing I saw. Thought for sure I'd have to stare at his taint and wait for something funny to happen.

5 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

Right!

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's the first thing I saw; I thought the post was going to be able their pants. Lol!

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I wish I hadn't

5 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

Bro.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What? I didn't need to know about his lack of support. In so many ways

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Some of us perverts stare right at the meat and veg.

5 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

oh good i'm not alone. =D

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Was expecting to see franks or beans

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope. If you study as closely as I did, you can make out what appears to be black briefs visible through that hole. Barely visible.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn’t even realize what happens in the gif

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Me, too! PERVS UNITED!!

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

can we unite in a bush im currently preoccupied right now

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've seen a lot of ... films ... that start this way.

5 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Me too! particularly in the past three weeks =P

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They're about repairing clothing, aren't they...?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Inspecting the garments very closely and then removing them... Yes!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0