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Aug 3, 2025 5:43 PM
SquirrelWithATophat
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Klaumbaz
People I knew on Texas 30 years ago. Justin Case. Anita Hooker
HeadJamistan
There was a kid 4 grades behind me in school named "Hugh Johnson" for real
nikinnorge
i knew a two girls named T. Kettle. Sisters .
phuzz00
I knew a Joanna King.
Eldibs
Wait until he gets to middle school.
RoutemasterFlash
Anyone else more bothered by "Hilda and I's" than anything else here?
Munchman347
'Mike sounds like a good name for your son Mister Hunt...'
HankFacepunch
I worked with a dude called Michael Hunt. He signed everything with Michael.
RecurringNightmare
jack is in kindergarden now and in school next year or so i assume? maybe there will be updates?
DianNaoChong
When you know him as well as I do it's John
mooserunningwater
Damn it, Greg, it's "Hila's and my," not "Hila and I's." Maybe if you read more you wouldn't fall for naming your child something that will be censored by every AI algorithm.
lunarova
Also the first post should be ‘my wife and I are expecting…’
All sorts of wrong going on here, Greg
arcontos
actually kinda smart on helping avoid ai tracking him isnt it?
Mauriach
That's when you lean into it: Dad, you have to knock. You know I'm Jack Ingof in here.
Mauriach
When would I have done my homework? I'm always Jack Ingof!
Mauriach
Dear, you should have known that even after we got married I'd still constantly be Jack Ingof.
xizar
Knew a lady by the last name of Hicks. She named her child Braxton.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
At least they found out within a day, likely before legally naming the child lol
NickRivieraMD
in case you were wondering, 'Hila's and my.." is the way to do that joint possessive.
TruckerKunIsekaiGod
Just imagine when a teacher has to call him by his full name during that first roll call.
Cyrilion
If the kids smart he'll insist on going by john or jay, very common for the short J names to swap their pick around lol
onestaratatime
It is so easy to change your name. A family member of mine has legally changed his name 3 times and he’s not even 18 yet.
billymaditsdone
Yeah...that totally happened.
jimhotep
Fucking brutal.
JPomNomNom
I mean to be fair he could of done some simple crowd sourcing to catch the issue.....probably a good lesson for the boy....
BendadickCumabatch
Jack is a nickname.
DukeDarkwood
It originally was one (and continues in this role even today), but it is now also very common as a given name in its own right.
StabbyMcMurder
Lmaooooo
nowinsituation
the kid will probably be cool as fuck with a hilarious attitude and a great easy going disposition...I mean he gets to walk up to people (teachers, principals, any one in authority), hold out his hand and say "jacking off" and they will be like "what!?"...and he will be like, " Hi, my name is Jack ...Ignof"- and everyone will remember him....like, "I met this dude, you will not believe his name"... it is a super win.
JohnSmithterms
The kids gonna be gullible. But possibly someone who is able to change their mind after being presented with new information. But only if he grows up not being named Jack.
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
I know you're looking at the positive side but I think you are forgetting how cruel kids are.
jimbowardo3000
i knew a guy called 'Beat Off' because he got caught beating off one time.
transhumanisticrecluse
if he survives teen age, that is. if hes already a target by then he's gonna do a russian backflip.
Tesaphine
I dunno, this immediately made me think of Greg Barret, formerly known as Greg Gay who was bullied into near-suicide because of his name. As someone who was also severely bullied as a kid, I personally would never choose to put my kid in a situation where they could be bullied for it and just hope everyone handles it well.
nowinsituation
I was bullied too....IDK, it has a lot to do with the parents and what other support there is...once I found the outdoors and art I was fine...oh, and pot....pot helps
stoutde
Could be traumatizing too, everyone laughing at him everywhere he goes, making fun of him... You never know how people will react to things.
nowinsituation
Boy named Sue
TealcPI
It could be; hopefully Greg and his partner are good at instilling a chill attitude. Because let's face it, kids are cruel and they will always find something. That's fairly easy pickings though.
mafiacarstarter
I knew a guy named Duncan Hines. Oddly enough, it's both at the same time. He's super chill about it while simultaneously hating it with every fiber of his being.
Scobragon
What's strange about Duncan Hines?
mafiacarstarter
rjkardo
Peter File
doodlydoofus
[Boy Named Sue intensifies.]
L0rdinquisit0r
could be worse, could be the uoff family (they are in ohio at least)
shawnmilo
What's with morons scribbling all over common words?
SquirrelWithATophat
Some platforms censor certain content via automatic shadow bans of certain words, phrases, etc (it even happens on Imgur), so users have to either avoid or obscure certain words or any words they suspect my trigger the shadow ban. Otherwise the posted content will only be visible to the OP and anyone who manually enters the page address for the post. It won't show up in feeds at all and the OP is not told this. They have to figure it out by seeing it not show up in feeds or get any views.
GoodBrotherGrimm
How is this question STILL being asked?
DoctorScoutBobTotoBarkingtonIII
*My and Hila’s first born child
Or
*Hila’s and My first born child
But not “Hila and I’s.” Break the sentence in two and listen to how it sounds to understand how to phrase it.
Would you say “I’s first born child”? No so you shouldn’t use “Name and I” in this way.
ObeeJuanKenobi
I hate this so, so much. It's really bad when people say it, but when someone actually writes out "I's", it becomes incredibly painful.
DoctorScoutBobTotoBarkingtonIII
I understand. When someone says it my brain stops and won’t hear what comes next.
We spent so much time learning this in school that I am frequently surprised when I hear or see it in the wild.
Saxytimes
Thank you! Although, don't put it past someone in this county to say "I's."
RoutemasterFlash
Yes, thank you for spotting this.
ourari
Anyone who wants to flirt with Jack in the far future will always have an easy in to joke about.
TI99Kitty
And immediately be banned by him. People who hear the same fucking low-effort jokes about their name 20 times a day tend to get tired of it.
A worked with a woman named Violet, and she told me almost *everyone* told her "Violet! You're turning violet, Violet!" from the time she was in elementary school. As a result, she hated "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory".
If your idea of flirting is doing something your target has grown to hate, I got some bad news for you...
ourari
Yeah, true.
IJustWantToMakeAComment
Whelp don glover (dong lover) did ok
magila
Bob Cock is alive and well and he doesn't know why everybody smiles when he introduces himself.
CelestialSea
I asked a guy named Chris Bacon if his middle name started with a P. He didn't get the joke.
ThatuldoPig
Nascars famous Dick Trickle has entered the chat
edgeofadhesion
There's a British racing driver called Jack Goff who did alright too. He did unfortunately race for a team in the BTCC called Team Hard at one point though.
phuzz00
"The batter's Holden, the bowler's Willey"
LeMegachonk
There used to be a NASCAR driver whose name was Dick Trickle. I'm not kidding, his name was Richard Trickle and he INSISTED on going by "Dick".
edgeofadhesion
I know of Dick Trickle. He was from Wisconsin, so gets a mention in That 70s Show. Really sad what happened to him too.
ActualLazyEnhancedXenos
I went to school with someone called Jack Toff. I told my parents about him one time and they laughed and I was so confused.
KKinDK
And Chris Pratt (crisp rat) too
Asadsadsadclown
That one doesn't roll off the tongue as easily.
Averag3cabbag3
Or his co-star in Parks & Rec, Raw Blow.
KKinDK
I hadn't heard that one!
GigglingWordBearer
I bet Greg is the kinda dude that says media literacy is stupid.
LicensedAdHominem
My bet Greg is doing a bit (and may even communicate with endey privately).
zerneus
Idk he seemed like he took it pretty well
zerneus
Also imagine his future teacher. Mr Jack ingof looking for jack ingof?
zerneus
Excuse me I need a .... jack ingof?
samuelwestphalia