Near mint fat-sized dump of shamelessly stolen programming memes #1

Not me. Written in Erlang ?

Cat tax. The love of my life, goes by "la gatta", approaching 20, a bit feral and always making conversation.

Hope you liked the dump.

Be kind to each other.

Sometimes me when I stumble upon my first programs in PHP.

Never programmed in assembly or C or C++

Hopefully there is the tech lead or other dev watching my merge requests

Never written a line of cobol

Sometimes I see things like that

If the variables are correctly named and the code is clear, you don't have to put any comments. But it's not always feasible

I only worked with mongo, and the polish syntax was kinda hard to get used to

You don't have this problem in python

Actually I found someone who got some arguments : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A2mWqLUpzw

I learned with this image what kind of language Cobra is (http://cobra-language.com/), looks a little bit like Eiffel programming language (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eiffel_(programming_language)) for the contract by design

Yes I did, but the first dev that has never written bad code throws me the first beer.

Kinda cool

Also https://imgur.com/mCX48bp

I learned some Haskell as my first functional language recently, it has very interesting/powerful paradigms... But some are quite not-obvious

I love this artist

Or write in python/nim

Yup I knew for a few years that period.

It also works with Malbolge (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malbolge) or a lot of other languages, tell me which !

And it's just an ElectronJS app, I prefer the web version, so you don't have to update the application

Natural causes

I am a big fan of keyboard shortcuts

Kinda accurate

while true