Aug 25, 2022 1:49 PM
Devi8tor
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oops
what_could_go_wrong
funny
mistakes_were_made
caught_on_camera
VinnyVeritas
Dumb Ass and Burned Ass
WiiShaker
This shit happens all the time to couples just trying to be cute.
sandrad12
I preach this every time! I’ve even corrected my mother a few times! Even curious dogs can be harmed. At worse, children.
arthurvanhoudt
No it’s : no playing when you’re working with tools. Which includes cooking imho.
Larnoc
That'll knock the horn off ya
800lbJeezuz
v
TheLastBeerBender
10 minutes into netflix and deep-frying and he gives you this look.
Dissipo
Who has a camera on them while everyday cooking? Weird
evildadunit
scald burns are the worst, they leave a lot of live nerves
NorthSideSoldier
Wife said the worst was the second burning that came when the arm swelled later. Was preggers so couldn't take ibuprofen to combat it.
HandoB4Javert
"It's getting hot in here...I'll take off all my clothes..."
AvocadoMakesMyTongueItchButIEatItAnyway
I learned that from Grover when I was like 4! Don't these people watch Sesame Street?!
taztreacy
Pansexual ?
chevymonster
At 56 years old I still have a massive burn scar across my chest from a pot of hot water I pulled off the stove at 4 years old.
iCritiqueYourComment
these people have serious injuries. not stoked about this video.
NinjaPoopy
Not stoked that the people in the video posted and shared it with others to share? Consider it an awareness video I guess.
OzRockabella
Why would you post this horrible vid of people likely getting massive, crippling burn/scald injuries?????? >:(
MapleSyrupMafia
One of them did... But they were also terribly stupid.
wkearney99
as if one's weiner isn't strange enough looking, those burns are going to be awful.
PaddyPatrick
How to remove the hootchy from the mommy
Thesaya
Also, don't play around next to a hot stove.
T3NM1DG3TS
And don’t have the handle sticking out away from the stove, have it to the side. It’s safer, and in a more natural position to grab.
Yes, that is what the title says. XD
Oh shit, you’re right
Skizzlesnap
He burnt that ass up.
BlackCatSerenade99900
This would be funny but I know that hurt so so bad
Shaows
Wow, they even had another burner on too.
Preincarnated
It's cooking a pair of dice.
misterwappy
Shisha life
circlebreaker
How else are you going to hot-knife hash while you're banging in the kitchen?
gwailo80
"Hind" sight...
nojustsayitdont
Not cool.
papasdoll007
Oommgggg her back guess he ain’t blowin her back tonight
swiftkid66
"Bitch you think you hot guess what now your scolding."
RavenVG
Theyre hookah coals.
OliverKlosof
*scalding
Nah, she scolding him for scalding her
SomethingOtherThanMyRealName
My neice, as a toddler, grabbed an available handle on the stove. Scalding hot water over her neck and back. Scars for life.
scubasteveATO
So you’re saying she’s a fan of Shoto Todoroki?
RadonGaming
Neighbourhood kid had his entire neck on one side badly scarred from hot coffee falling off a counter. Simple stuff still dangerous
tillie350
My dad was chest and arm, skin graft from his leg. He went to hospital for months and when he left he was told his mum had died of cancer
TheNextHafthorBjornsson
This is why I always turn my handles the opposite direction when I'm cooking around my son, and always on the back burner if I can help it.
Fengor
Mom knew a guy who died after spilling 3 gallons of boiling oil on himself that got tipped off a stove.
myhumpsgotoottoot
I poured scalding hot ramen water from the microwave above the stove as a kid. My nipples blistered and flaked. Fuck those kind of microwave
LapsisBeeftech
I dumped a freshly boiled kettle over my head when I was 2, by pulling on the cord..
imasneakypineapplehead
Something similar happened to my lil sis, tripped and grabbed a lite grill to brace herself. Can still vividly see her poor lil hands
woozle
wtf is sitting on the burner?
savemebabyjebus
Heat cubes for keeping soup warm
YoSamiteSam
Looks like whiskey stones to freeze and drop in whiskey instead of ice, the gift you get for a man with no personality.
UnhelpfulAnswers
Coal for hookah
fractalsphere
Someone else said coals for a hookah, which could be correct. I've never risked my stovetop for that, though.
14NipplesAndSomeGin
Really? I used to do it that way all the time. Very easy and low risk. Hard to tell in that 8 pixel vid, but the coals look ready.
Coconut coals for hookah
FurtiveGlancer
Regret
kecvtc
their common sense
ropara1986
It looks like she took the brunt of it on her lower back, ouch. What are those cubes on the burner?
aPokal
Limestone for self-made concrete.
Mexodis
Whiskey warmers
MrRobSteel
Hot
upfr0mhere
CheeseborgarSoop
Hookah cubes. You smoke them in a big pipe with hoses on it. (Or put them on the stove, if you're stupid, I guess.)
unclesmeatball
They're lighting them that way. Not all are insta-spark
Sir, I've worked in a Head Shop for the last fourteen years. None of them are lit that way.
Ive seen it a bunch! Maybe it's a regional thing, or all the hooka folks I've known are idiots doing it wrong. I'm just saying I've seent it
cryptzicle
Intended use and actual use often blend when idiots mix.
CastawayKyle
I did some Googling. Can confirm that people do it, but it seems like it's a bad idea. Talk of cracking and staining.
Domivla
How else would you light them at home if you don't have a kitchen torch. Insta spark tastes like dogshit.
ReconditeEidolon
Friendly reminder kids: Always keep the handle of a pot over the stove
Rubbertje
And jeez, get a induction plate instead of playing near those hot coils.
The chef at the place I worked at said always leave a pot handle away from the other burner so it doesn't get hot, at 3, or 9 o'clock.
PoopSammich
I had a friend in middle school who had burns all over his arms because of this. His initials were ET and he used it for some prime humor
AntiProtonBoy
Or just don’t fuck around at the stove.
CapnExplosion
Or DON’T slap dat ass.
I... don't understand.
The trouble starts when he goes to slap and instead catches the pan handle. So if he never slapped dat ass …
ThisDeservesMoreUpvotes
coals for hookah
Oh, geez, I was thinking they were put in soup to keep it hot. I am an idiot
worldwarzero
You might be onto something here guy...
DrJakeHerb
How often are you thinking about soup?
mmontour
Gotta take an occasional break from thos beans.
To be honest, I love soup.
Yeah, soup is good
goudist
The regular amount: a few times a day.
Those are rookie numbers! Gotta pump those numbers up
cdlong
Like reverse ice cubes? that's not a terrible idea... Thinking a little more, yeah, it probably is.
https://www.thoughtco.com/stone-boiling-ancient-cooking-method-172854
oilyanaldischarge
OK, this is a great article! I always wondered about the stone soup fable. +1
VinnyVeritas
Dumb Ass and Burned Ass
WiiShaker
This shit happens all the time to couples just trying to be cute.
sandrad12
I preach this every time! I’ve even corrected my mother a few times! Even curious dogs can be harmed. At worse, children.
arthurvanhoudt
No it’s : no playing when you’re working with tools. Which includes cooking imho.
Larnoc
That'll knock the horn off ya
800lbJeezuz
TheLastBeerBender
10 minutes into netflix and deep-frying and he gives you this look.
Dissipo
Who has a camera on them while everyday cooking? Weird
evildadunit
scald burns are the worst, they leave a lot of live nerves
NorthSideSoldier
Wife said the worst was the second burning that came when the arm swelled later. Was preggers so couldn't take ibuprofen to combat it.
HandoB4Javert
"It's getting hot in here...I'll take off all my clothes..."
AvocadoMakesMyTongueItchButIEatItAnyway
I learned that from Grover when I was like 4! Don't these people watch Sesame Street?!
taztreacy
Pansexual ?
chevymonster
At 56 years old I still have a massive burn scar across my chest from a pot of hot water I pulled off the stove at 4 years old.
iCritiqueYourComment
these people have serious injuries. not stoked about this video.
NinjaPoopy
Not stoked that the people in the video posted and shared it with others to share? Consider it an awareness video I guess.
OzRockabella
Why would you post this horrible vid of people likely getting massive, crippling burn/scald injuries?????? >:(
MapleSyrupMafia
One of them did... But they were also terribly stupid.
wkearney99
as if one's weiner isn't strange enough looking, those burns are going to be awful.
PaddyPatrick
How to remove the hootchy from the mommy
Thesaya
Also, don't play around next to a hot stove.
T3NM1DG3TS
And don’t have the handle sticking out away from the stove, have it to the side. It’s safer, and in a more natural position to grab.
Thesaya
Yes, that is what the title says. XD
T3NM1DG3TS
Oh shit, you’re right
Skizzlesnap
He burnt that ass up.
BlackCatSerenade99900
This would be funny but I know that hurt so so bad
Shaows
Wow, they even had another burner on too.
Preincarnated
It's cooking a pair of dice.
misterwappy
Shisha life
circlebreaker
How else are you going to hot-knife hash while you're banging in the kitchen?
gwailo80
"Hind" sight...
nojustsayitdont
Not cool.
papasdoll007
Oommgggg her back guess he ain’t blowin her back tonight
swiftkid66
"Bitch you think you hot guess what now your scolding."
RavenVG
Theyre hookah coals.
OliverKlosof
*scalding
Shaows
Nah, she scolding him for scalding her
SomethingOtherThanMyRealName
My neice, as a toddler, grabbed an available handle on the stove. Scalding hot water over her neck and back. Scars for life.
scubasteveATO
So you’re saying she’s a fan of Shoto Todoroki?
RadonGaming
Neighbourhood kid had his entire neck on one side badly scarred from hot coffee falling off a counter. Simple stuff still dangerous
tillie350
My dad was chest and arm, skin graft from his leg. He went to hospital for months and when he left he was told his mum had died of cancer
TheNextHafthorBjornsson
This is why I always turn my handles the opposite direction when I'm cooking around my son, and always on the back burner if I can help it.
Fengor
Mom knew a guy who died after spilling 3 gallons of boiling oil on himself that got tipped off a stove.
myhumpsgotoottoot
I poured scalding hot ramen water from the microwave above the stove as a kid. My nipples blistered and flaked. Fuck those kind of microwave
LapsisBeeftech
I dumped a freshly boiled kettle over my head when I was 2, by pulling on the cord..
imasneakypineapplehead
Something similar happened to my lil sis, tripped and grabbed a lite grill to brace herself. Can still vividly see her poor lil hands
woozle
wtf is sitting on the burner?
savemebabyjebus
Heat cubes for keeping soup warm
YoSamiteSam
Looks like whiskey stones to freeze and drop in whiskey instead of ice, the gift you get for a man with no personality.
UnhelpfulAnswers
Coal for hookah
fractalsphere
Someone else said coals for a hookah, which could be correct. I've never risked my stovetop for that, though.
14NipplesAndSomeGin
Really? I used to do it that way all the time. Very easy and low risk. Hard to tell in that 8 pixel vid, but the coals look ready.
misterwappy
Coconut coals for hookah
FurtiveGlancer
Regret
kecvtc
their common sense
ropara1986
It looks like she took the brunt of it on her lower back, ouch. What are those cubes on the burner?
aPokal
Limestone for self-made concrete.
Mexodis
Whiskey warmers
MrRobSteel
Hot
upfr0mhere
CheeseborgarSoop
Hookah cubes. You smoke them in a big pipe with hoses on it. (Or put them on the stove, if you're stupid, I guess.)
unclesmeatball
They're lighting them that way. Not all are insta-spark
CheeseborgarSoop
Sir, I've worked in a Head Shop for the last fourteen years. None of them are lit that way.
unclesmeatball
Ive seen it a bunch! Maybe it's a regional thing, or all the hooka folks I've known are idiots doing it wrong. I'm just saying I've seent it
cryptzicle
Intended use and actual use often blend when idiots mix.
CastawayKyle
I did some Googling. Can confirm that people do it, but it seems like it's a bad idea. Talk of cracking and staining.
Domivla
How else would you light them at home if you don't have a kitchen torch. Insta spark tastes like dogshit.
ReconditeEidolon
Friendly reminder kids: Always keep the handle of a pot over the stove
Rubbertje
And jeez, get a induction plate instead of playing near those hot coils.
YoSamiteSam
The chef at the place I worked at said always leave a pot handle away from the other burner so it doesn't get hot, at 3, or 9 o'clock.
PoopSammich
I had a friend in middle school who had burns all over his arms because of this. His initials were ET and he used it for some prime humor
AntiProtonBoy
Or just don’t fuck around at the stove.
CapnExplosion
Or DON’T slap dat ass.
ReconditeEidolon
I... don't understand.
CapnExplosion
The trouble starts when he goes to slap and instead catches the pan handle. So if he never slapped dat ass …
ThisDeservesMoreUpvotes
coals for hookah
ropara1986
Oh, geez, I was thinking they were put in soup to keep it hot. I am an idiot
worldwarzero
You might be onto something here guy...
DrJakeHerb
How often are you thinking about soup?
mmontour
Gotta take an occasional break from thos beans.
ropara1986
To be honest, I love soup.
DrJakeHerb
Yeah, soup is good
goudist
The regular amount: a few times a day.
DrJakeHerb
Those are rookie numbers! Gotta pump those numbers up
cdlong
Like reverse ice cubes? that's not a terrible idea... Thinking a little more, yeah, it probably is.
aPokal
https://www.thoughtco.com/stone-boiling-ancient-cooking-method-172854
oilyanaldischarge
OK, this is a great article! I always wondered about the stone soup fable. +1